Why her?! She's that old geezer. I cannot believe this. Two hours?! God, Colin, you can get me in less than a millisecond -- in fact, you can get me without EVEN asking me a question!
And I probably will fuck your brains out. And when I'm done with you, you'd never want to try a woman again, I can vouch that.
Hat Tip: Wojnar for the link.