This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna Re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past four years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington, DC and there are considerable outbreaks throughout the country. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.
Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been acting unusual lately.
Hat tip to Kaybee.
Is This Silly? This guy did not register to prey on girls, he did it with a goal to learn English. And he got in jail for that. I think he did a noble thing, trying to learn English so that he can find jobs. And we trashed his chances as usual.
Another Sempfer Fi! We should be proud of our soldiers for what they did to Iraqi boys in the prison:
"Basically what happened is that those women who were arrested with young boys/children in cases that have been recorded. The boys were sodomized with the cameras rolling. The worst about all of them is the soundtrack of the boys shrieking that your government has. They are in total terror it's going to come out."
I'm so proud of you, soldiers. Sempfer Fi!
Kenny Chesney &
Jeff Gannon Fatter Than Before Jeff Gannon was sighted recently at the pro-war march. And it is not pretty sight. Jeff, you never were in the military. Go to DC Eagle and sign up with some leather organization, at least, you can be productive. Hat tip to Joe Tresh's blog.
The Stepford Wives: Believe it or not, I finally saw the film today. Despite the fact that it is a comedy film, it makes me leer at gay Republicans. I loved the dialogues between this gay Republican (who reminds me of Bruce Carroll = FagPatriot) who wanted to convert his partner to be submissive ... just like another gay Republican. It was hilarious but trust me, these patterns are happening across the nation -- many gay Republicans are trying so hard to imitate their warped perceptions of "normalcy" in order to function "normal" like some odd scenes from Pleasantville, really. Perhaps, they had been raised in a hostile environment to a point where they feel they had to contend this idea in order to feel better about themselves, eh? Only time will tell.
Great Website! This is great stuff. I laughed, laughed and some, I wondered. So will you. This enabled me an idea -- deaf schools, clubs, Gallaudet, NTID or CSUN -- if you find a note on the floor that you thought is odd, interesting, revealing or funny -- scan it to me. I'll post it up. Hat tip to Adrian!
Cheers,
R-
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