Thanks to Dylan for the email.
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The U.S. Postal Service issued a George W. Bush stamp. It soon discovered that the stamps were not sticking to envelopes, so it established a commission to investigate the matter. The commission reported the following findings:
1. The stamps met all regulations.
2. Nothing was wrong with the adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
On other hand, I read the papers that Lance Armstrong, himself a Texan, complained that French and Germans were heckling, spitting and insulting at Lance when he biked through the Alps. I'm like, "HELLO! You're a typical pig shit of American culture! You're from Texas! You are aiming for 6th title in a row! You call yourself a lucky one when you survived the Testicular Cancer, please! You did not have a luck, you simply had a money to get the best help you can get while Temby did not! You little dofus bag, you're from Texas where Bush came from -- it is bound to expect some insults and few spits in your face in a place that nobody likes Bush."
Texans! I'm in favor to sell Texas back to Mexico if GW Bush ever wins the election.
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