There is "Coverboy Confidential" in MetroWeekly magazine in DC each week which enabled us to know a guy better by asking some odd questions. Most of the times, they chose pretty bois, twinks, queens who claimed to be athletic but only work out in the gym 22 times per week to profile for the magazine.
It is getting tiresome reading some idiotic twink who claimed to be "athlete" which I am sure that they cannot throw the ball properly!
Upon riding the train, I thought of this -- if they can do this, why can't I do it on my blog as well? So here it goes ...
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What's on your nightstand? Lamp, alarm clock, a statue of Ursula the Sea Witch and yeah, the lubricant.
What's in your nightstand drawer? Actually, this particular nightstand does not have the drawer, so next!
What's in your DVD player? Rough Street Trade #3, gay porn that has been sitting there for almost 3 weeks, though.
What are your television favorites? Family Guy, The Simpsons, Vida La Bam, Desperate Housewives and Punk'd. Sometimes I watch C-SPAN just to knock myself out when I'm insomniac.
What was the last movie you went to? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid? Star Blazers and ThunderCats
If you could be any superhero, whom would you choose? Mordru! Because he is omnipotent whose desire is to rule the universe! He is ruthless and magnificent. Of course, he's not a superhero -- he's villain! But if you insist only a super-hero, I'll settle for Amethyst, though.
Who's your greatest influence? Er ... Rachel Bavister, Frances Marzolf and Roberta Dietz -- they played a huge role in influencing how I think and stand up for myself. They may have inadvertently opened the Pandora's Box by mistake. Rachel being outspoken with a dry sense of humor, Frances being so dramatic at times, Roberta being sensible and realistic in almost everything else.
What's your greatest fear? Being single at the age of 50.
Who gets on your nerves? People that are political 24/7 on a daily basis. Born-again Xians who thought they're so holy -- these bastards. Yeah, people that took me too seriously after reading my blogsite to a point where they had to clam up and be guarded of themselves in person -- so ridiculous! And last, yeah, Mom gets on my nerves, eventually.
Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable. George Washington, Stewie Griffin and Debbie Ryan
What would you serve? I'll just do the catering service. I'm not good with cooking food -- so I'll cheat, thank you very much.
Boxers, briefs or others? Boxerbriefs.
Favorite retail store? Barnes & Noble Booksellers
Describe your dream guy. Charming, intelligent, funny and laid-back.
Define good in bed. He has to go slow, attentive to details and when it's done, we cuddle and sleep together -- then do it again. That is how good it should be.
Favorite Musical Artist? I'm not fan of music but when I see the musical artist performing on TV that caught my attention -- Madonna did a great job of making me stop in my tracks many times.
Who should star in a movie about your life? Er ... Good question.
First Celebrity Crush? River Phoenix.
If your home were burning, what's the first thing you'd grab while leaving? Pictures, articles that featured me, my friends and family as well. They cannot be replaced.
What's your biggest turn-on? hairy chest and ass. I go bonkers on that.
What's your biggest turn-off? Twinks who thinks Abercrombie & Fitch are all that. They're so 'tards. People who made up stories about who I am or what I did. You should know how many stories I'm amazed at people making up stuff about me!
What's something you've always wanted to do but haven't yet tried? Skydiving -- I'm so afraid. What if the parachute does not work? Splat! But again, I probably will bounce a little. Sigh.
What's something you've tried that you never want to do again? When I was 10, I went to the beach from 9 AM to the dark -- I refused to use the sunblock lotion because it was too sticky -- let's say I was sunburned badly to a point where I was sickened with blisters all over my body -- I was on morphine for days. Such a painful time for me -- which is why I'm pretty firm against getting tanned or going to the beach in the mid-day. Ahh.
What position do you play in the big baseball game of life? Pitcher.
What's the most you'll spend on a haircut? $25. But I did $110 that included the highlights, though.
On a pair of shoes? $90.
What's your favorite season? Winter! I prefer the bitter cold than the stifling heat.
What's your favorite food to splurge with? Unfortunately, the Pillow Pack of Hormel's Pepperoni -- if I had one, I eat it all. True biz. No more, finish! I avoid it lately because I want to control the food intake. It is not good for me.
What kind of animal would you be? Duck! Because they tend to be protective of its turf and its colleagues. Ever saw a dog or cat attacking one? You never did because they knew not to fuck with the duck, because every duck will descend on the predator!
What kind of plant would you be? A plant where people will not pull me out of the ground, obviously!
What kind of car would you be? Convertible mustang!
What's your dream job? Hard to say -- I want to operate B&B Inn, that is the ultimate dream.
State your life philosophy in ten words or less. Do unto others as they would do unto you.