Monday, June 20, 2005

As Always, Things To Touch From A to Z

About RAD Conference: My sources confirmed that several people already requested the information from Ricky Drake and Bill Terrell, the Co-Chairpersons of RAD 2005 Conference in DC -- last year! It got so bad that they turned to the RAD Board for further information -- but as always, the retarded Barbara Hathaway referred them back to the Chairs in Ricky Drake and Bill Terrell who stonewalled the information that the registrants would like to know.

Irvine?! I was stunned to learn that from a friend that Irvine Stewart is going to be the keynote speaker (I'm not sure which one) for 2005 RAD Conference. What did he do to deserve the position? Or is the RAD that desperate and not well-planned to a point where they will just beg anyone else to come in and speak few words? In that case, invite Dorian Fletcher to join with Irvine on the stage. I guaranteed that the audience will erupt in heavy guffaws that hearing hoteliers will think that we are nuts.

Not to put Irvine down, I like Irvine. But he just received the Masters from Gallaudet few years ago and has been working at MSSD as a social worker for a short time -- it is not that much to gain the experiences enough to be considered for the keynote speaker? I guess, being a member of Wild Zappers helped, eh?

Image hosted by Photobucket.comBettie Creasy: Remember this and that? The links that I talked about the CODA, Mark Creasy who was murdered by a thug by the bike trail in Alexandria, Vrginia -- Mark's mother was Bettie Creasy whom I dearly loved for many years at VSDB.

I found the picture and I thought it is nice to put the name on someone's face -- I even noticed that I wrote the poem about her (which I swear I'll never share) when I was a senior about Bettie, I mentioned that I will not never forget her. For 15 years, I still hadn't forget Bettie Creasy. She had been good and fair to me.

Bruce Carroll Is Back! It is sickening that this prick is back to FagPatriot's blog. This person is completely coward from the start. He is gay conservative Roehmosexual who once accused me of stalking in person (!) which I have *no* clue where he lives or worked. He enjoyed berating people without disclosing who he is -- until Michael Rogers of blogACTIVE.com exposed him and ratted him to his bosses which he abdicated his blogsite for the time being. Now he comes back, crowing as if nothing happened. Please. Someone get me the whiffle bat so that I can whack him down. But thanks to SullyWatch, he already wrote several entries that kinda explained what kind of person Bruce Carroll is. He lacked the credibility in whatever he says. Fuck you, Bruce -- you're still the FagPatriot!

Image hosted by Photobucket.comFavorite Picture I: This picture is a favorite of mine for many years ... since '93 -- that is 12 years ago. I never shared this with anyone else about it. Until now.

Why do I like this picture? Because the picture, of course, contained Virginia Women's Basketball team whose killed Georgia Tech by 35 points. In fact, Virginia led by 40 points at the half.

As you can see Virginia's Heather Burge standing tall at 6'5 with her long arms in front berating the Georgia Tech player in the middle as Virginia's Amy Lofstedt sealing the defense from behind.

Basically, this picture is parallel to what I do in life -- I shall berate (and has been doing that for years!) people with a circle of friends backing me up on the opponents ... mostly jerks, idiots and pricks.

It is all about relativism, really. Think about it.

One Funny Moment: Many years ago, I went to DC Eagle with Keith and Mark. DC Eagle is the gay leather bar in the District. It has the notorious backroom where some guys would attempt to suck and hump in a discrete manner, especially during the weekends that has festivals or conventions. If the Gay Pride occurs on that weekend, you can be sure that the backroom is going to be active.

There was a bizarre couple at Gallaudet -- I cannot remember the names of the bizarre couple but some of you might knew her as the midget who walked like E.T. "I TTYed Home!" with long arms who also controlled his taller odd-looking boyfriend. There was always an odd feeling about this particular boyfriend's behavior.

Years later ... until the fateful moment at DC Eagle, I told Mark and Keith that I am going to cruise in the backroom to see what's up since nothing is happening on this particular weekend -- when I entered the backroom, I noticed a group of men huddling in the corner -- which means someone in the center was kneeling giving someone a blowjob. I smiled at the thought that no manager is coming out to bust them. I was curious to see who was sucking these guys -- then this guy looked at me, I did not recognize him in the dark but he did -- he stood quickly and pulled his pants and zoomed out of the backroom and out of the establishment. I was flabbergasted. It was this odd-looking boyfriend!

Favorite Picture II: Many entries ago which I cannot find as of now, I mentioned that this picture is parallel to what I do with how I operate my life. I am always surrounded good friends who has their own minds. I like people who has common sense, sees things more than the rule of law.

In this picture you'll see Virginia women's basketball team stepping on the court after a timeout, five women getting ready to play. The left to right are: Tammi Reiss, Melanee Wagener, Dawn Staley, Heather Burge and Tonya Cardoza.

Sometimes I feel the life is like this -- I like to be alone and at the same time be surrounded by friends. When I see the pic, I immediately thought of Tammi as Merritt, Tonya as Manny, Melanee as Mikey, Heather as Toby and Dawn as me. I can be stoic if I want to but I always knew I could rely on these friends to back me up if needed.

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Use Your Imagination: Merritt, Mikey, Ridor, Toby and Manny


Cheers,

R-

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Sexton, Zoll & Jamika

Category: Sports

Thanks to Chris Rix: The so-called Quarterback of Florida State Seminoles, Chris Rix proclaimed to be the faithful Xian but he neglected to admit that he has the handicapped parking tag which he used for his car to park anywhere else on the campus. Some students were annoyed with hypocritical message about himself, his beliefs and his attitude towards the general students at Florida State. He was busted.

However, it was reported that last week, Chris Sexton was "detained" by the police officers and brought to the general hospital in Tallahassee, Florida. Why? Because the police officers got the calls that there was a person lying in the middle of the road, proclaimed himself to be the God. (Didn't he know that I am the God?!) It was evident that he went nuts, plain as simple.

Chris Sexton is the next Quarterback to replace Chris Rix's abysmal failures at Florida State. I wonder if Chris Rix influenced Sexton of his hocus pocus beliefs? Only time will tell. Maybe he was under influence of drugs -- Florida is infamous for 'Shrooms. Who knows? Or is he gay, feeling the undue pressures of everything caving on him with their expectations for Sexton? Of course, the name is so ... gay and hot.

But it does not stop me from staring at Chris Sexton's picture -- especially with his partial visible bellybutton.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comSharnee Zoll Is The Next ... ? As a die-hard fan of Virginia Cavaliers Women's Basketball team for the last 19 years including the Golden Era (1990 - 1995), I had been somewhat frustrated and disappointed with Coach Ryan's teams in the last 8 years. Coach Ryan received some of my blistering comments which she told the local papers that it "hurts" her. Well, she earned more than $100,000 a year -- which means, she has to win games and championships.

When Sharnee Zoll signed with Virginia Cavaliers two years ago, Coach Ryan bluntly told me that Sharnee will bring the team back to the national prominence the way Dawn Staley did for the Cavaliers in '89 through '92. I rolled my eyes.

Sharnee Zoll's first year already broke the freshman record of assists with 159, trampled the old record of 144 held by whom? Dawn Staley

And Sharnee Zoll was the first Cavalier to make it on the USA U19 World Championships Qualifying Team since whom? Dawn Staley

Perhaps there is a light at the end of the tunnel with sophomore Sharnee Zoll leading the way for the Cavaliers.

Jamika Made Its First Run: Remember Merritt's little teacup chihuahua that everyone thought is very adorable rat? No, I'm just kidding. It is not a rat. It is adorable dog. But by the Warlords of Oka'ara, Merritt lavished Jamika with everything. From there, Jamika decided that she is the Queen, like it or not.

Anyway, Merritt took Jamika everywhere except for the United Kingdom -- they do not permit Elizabeth Taylor to bring her dogs, so I expect the same for Merritt, though. Sometimes I rolled my eyes because when Merritt and I hung out, people would stop us in our tracks and go "Awww!" on Jamika. I'm like, "So fucking what? It is just a dog that the Bald Eagle will pick it up in Alaska!"

But I lived with Jamika for a while. I like Jamika. She is classy and easy to take care of.

So it was not surprising to find out that she won the two First Places in Best Mirror Image (Merritt and Jamika dressed the same stuff) and Terrific Pet Tricks Performance categories and finished Third in Grand Finalist during the Pride of Pets in DC's DuPont Circle last weekend. The close-up snapshot of Merritt with Jamika is soon to be released.

Congratulations, Merritt and Jamika!

R-

LW3 Confidant Delivered The Punch

You Suck, Rob! Mark, one of my LW3* confidant, paged me last night with an one-liner that left me stumped for hours while he slept in peace. He said, "I have sad news for you, Ricky."

Anyone who knew me very well ... I do not like the sudden one-liners or secrets that left me stumped for minutes, let alone hours! Later in the morning, Mark told me that Rob's ex husband died.

I was baffled. Ex?

Image hosted by Photobucket.comYou see, when I lived in the District, I met a cute, charming and smart fella named Rob. Turns out that he was 32 years old charismatic pig who enjoyed cheating on his naive husband who is also ... very old. You see, Rob likes big men and ... old geezers. He once told me that if I told his husband the truth that he has many conquests behind his back, he'll cut me off so fast that my head will not have the time to spin.

But by then, I moved to New York. Did not care nor ache for this shit-eating pig, I had enough of his antics so I ratted him out to his ex. Suffice to say that his "husband" broke up with Rob after I dispatched the lethal email. Ever since, Rob hated me for that, considering the sources that my friends bumped into Rob at times in DC. I care less.

Mike Harris, the ex husband of Rob, was old ... but nice. He did not deserve a pig who cheated on him all the times. Rob was charming, trust me. Very cute. He was extremely proud that he fucked his Dad's best friend. I'm like, "What?"

Anyway, Mark told me that Mike is dead, since last September 23, 2004. I felt sorry for Mike, but certainly not for his ex, Rob. Good riddance, Rob. Oh, by the way, when it comes to things like this, I always win!

Why Is That? My eyes *always* rolled when gay couples said, "My children" -- it turned out to be mere dogs or cats, not human beings. It is ridiculous. They wrote the blogs and said, "I have to tend to my children." Then you see the pictures of dogs. Maybe Rick Santorum (R-PA) was right about the "man on dog" comments.

Marb(t)y Bonales Is Desperate: I was amused to learn that Marb(t)y has been paging several friends of mine and in the process, harassed them about me. Marby, Marty, Marb(t)y -- grow up and eat some feces. Bet you a dollar or two that he does not know what "feces" means.

* LW3 = Lethal Weapon 3 which applies to Mark, Keith and me during our last few years in college

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Extremely COOL!

Toby asked me for the picture of me from head to toe via the e-mail, I hunted and realized that I only have ONE picture of me from head to toe -- that was the picture of me with Imel when he visited New York last year. I was not exactly smiling, I was bit arrogant -- if you could search the picture in 2004's June or July, you probably will find me there with Imel -- I was trying to masturbate the statue in some park in Greenwich Village but too bad, the picture completely did not catch my left hand.

So I gave Toby the picture. Shortly, he fired me back with this picture -- I was delighted. Toby rocks.

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What happened is that during the Memorial Day Weekend, I talked with Toby about this particular poster that I really liked and kept it on my disk until someone stole my disks. Then I hunted for this particular picture. Could not find it. Toby swears that he saw it recently -- I dismissed him. And he proved me wrong.

And I'm glad he did.

Thanks, Toby!!

R-

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Senator Rick Santorum Is Sick

Last night on New Jersey Transit, I read the New York Times Magazine about Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) and his persistent beliefs that gay marriage is a threat to HIS marriage. Like we wanted him to be gay.

Jesus Christ!

Upon reading the article, it is baffling to know that there is a person who claimed that he is Christian but he never read the Bible! He said, "I've never read the Bible cover to cover; maybe I should -- I'm a Catholic, so I'm not a biblical scholar. I'm not someone who has verses he can pop out. That's not how I interact with the faith."

It was him who converted Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas to Catholicism -- how can he convert someone into catholicism if he does not know a thing about the religion itself?

By itself, it proved that Rick is one big stupid ass.

Rick Santorum once compared gays to "man on dog" acts -- in other words, beastiality. Which is ridiculous to start with. But if you look at what Rick and his wife did with their dead infant, it is much worse than being gay, I think!

What happened after the death is a kind of snapshot of cultural divide. Some would find it discomforting, strange, even ghoulish -- others brave and deeply spiritual. Rick and Karen Santorum would not let the morgue take the corpse of their newborn; they slept that night in the hospital with their lifeless baby between them. The next day, they took him home. "Your siblings could not have been more excited about you!" Karen writes in the book, which takes the form of letters to Gabrile, mostly while he is in utero. "Elizabeth and Johnny held you with so much and tenderness. Elizabeth proudly announced to everyone as she cuddled you, "This is my baby brother, Gabriel; he is an angel.'"


And I find it gross.

R-

Top 20 Sweatiest Cities

It is interesting list.

1. Phoenix
2. Las Vegas
3. Tucson
4. Miami
5. Corpus Christi
6. West Palm Beach
7. Houston
8. Tampa
9. Orlando
10. Fort Myers
11. San Antonio
12. Honolulu
13. Dallas
14. Montgomery
15. New Orleans
16. Mobile
17. Baton Rouge
18. Waco
19. Jacksonville
20. El Paso

Among the Top 100 that interested me is:

29. Little Rock
34. Raleigh
35. Norfolk
37. Richmond
40. Washington, DC
46. Virginia Beach
52. Philadelphia
53. Roanoke
59. New York
61. Cincinnati
67. Sioux Falls
100. San Francisco

Curious about the sweatiest cities?

Tidbits About Las Vegas

Older Flight Attendants? I flew to Los Angeles, then changed the plane to Las Vegas. Then I flew back to Los Angeles from Las Vegas en route to Nashville before arriving back in New York at LaGuardia International Airport. I observed that the flight attendants are older in their 40s to 50s. I had not seen ONE young person between 20s to 40s working as flight attendant. I thought that the younger flight attendants were largely laid off due to the seniority just right after the 9/11 drama.

Where Are They? In Las Vegas, I noticed something else. I told Chris about it. Chris grinned and said, "You're strange for thinking like that." I told him that during the whole time I stayed in Las Vegas, I hadn't seen a fucking squirrel running amok anywhere else.

Too Many Fatties! AS an experienced person who struggled with his weight for years, I was amused and alarmed with the fact that I saw more fat people in Las Vegas than anywhere else in the world. I even noticed that many persons that used the motor wheelchair are not elders but truly the fattest ones. I VEE-VEEed the couple while I was wearing the sunglasses -- this gave me the opportunity to stare at one couple at the swimming pool. The guy is HOT. Perfect. V-shaped body holding his girlfriend who is ... obese. He was holding her massive hips. When he was bored, he lightly tapped on her hips, it jiggles each time he lightly slapped on it. I was fascinated with their interactions with each other -- it appeared to me that he was enjoying the meaty section of her body. But it is evident that there is obesity epidemic in this country after visiting Las Vegas.

You know when I was a kid, I wished that everyone was fat so that they can learn a lesson or two after treating me shitty. It appears that tha karma is doing its job. Everyone is getting fatter while I'm losing it! Of course, I'm smirking like Hell.

Hot, Hot and Hot! It is no secret that Las Vegas is in the valley of some shitty desert. You expected it to be hot during the day, cool during the night. But it was frankly hot. Even Lucifer Morningstar would run away from Las Vegas under its scorching heat. I noticed that the pigeons sat under the bridges, monorail, cars, parking lots, chairs ... even the pigeons knew not to sit or walk around the ground that is exposed to the sun. Or their talons would stick to the sidewalk! But one postcard was correct, "The weather is HOT but the climate is great in Vegas!"

Image hosted by Photobucket.com40 oz. of Cape Cod In Downtown Las Vegas, I took Chris to see the Fremont Street Experience -- where they had a great light show on the ceiling. It is great stuff, happens every hour all night long until midnight or so. I noticed that some people were drinking alcoholic drinks on the streets -- especially in these plastic 40 oz. Of course, I raced down to a casino and purchased 40 oz of Cape Cod (cranberry juice with vodka) -- I was bewildered that vodka consisted of 25 oz of the plastic cup for only $13. Chris said it is expensive. I said, "For 40 oz? Please, it is worth the price!"

Sure enough, I was drunk afterwards. Just one drink of 40 oz for $13 to knock me out. Chris made fun of my red face all night long. I even brought the plastic cup in the cab to Gipsy, a gay nightclub before I lost the coolest fatso cup. 40 oz of alcoholic drink for only $13! That was cool!

No Storm Drain? Once in a while, I would hear about the flash floods in Las Vegas during the winter times. I wondered why. Now I know. There is *no* storm drain in Las Vegas. I do not see it at all. The town basically built on the ground above, not below. They lacked the storm sewage to filter the monsoons away out of Las Vegas as needed. I wonder why? Is it because they are tired of dealing with homeless trying to sleep in the tunnels? Inquiring mind(s) would like to know.

White pen does not morph into black pen! The bartender at Gipsy took my white pen -- in midst of my drunken conversation with Chris -- I suddenly noticed the black pen. I insisted that he gives the white pen back, the bartender refused -- I wrote on a note that the black pen is not a fucking caterpillar so give it back! Initially, Chris did not understand me. But I showed the pen! He got the drift and tried to get it back but the bartender insisted that it was his. Fuck him.

Later in the cab, I was fuming at the miscommunication -- which occasionally happened between me and hearing people. It is tiresome and sickening at times. Arguing onver insignificant things. Chris wrote a note and left it on my lap as I stared out of the cab in the darkness. It reads, "Knowing you more in the last few days, you are perhaps the most misunderstood person I ever had met -- people plainly misunderstood you all the time." True words were never spoken, Chris.

Cheers,

R-

The KA

Last night, the internet connection at home was spotty at its best. I could not blog anything else. But today, the connection is running smoothly. Hopefully, I could go on and ramble about many things that I observed but chose not to interfere the whole week in Las Vegas.

But let's focus on The KA since it did not impress Chris (it was his third Cirque Du Soleil experience after "La Nuba" and "Zumanity") and certainly impressed me (since it was my first Cirque Du Soleil experience) from the start to the finish.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comI learned that we had the seats up front by 2nd row for $150 each on Tuesday evening. So after dining at a luxury restaurant which practically killed my budget, I was bit desperate for an excitement. Chris said that the Cirque Du Soleil should do the trick. We got to walk around MGM Grand Hotel, it is the city unto itself in one massive building. It has hotel, attractions, casinos, restaurants, stores, plays and nightclubs to name few.

When it was time for us to attend to our seats, the ushers were bit odd to observe. It appeared that they are playing the roles of some characters. Where I sat, our usher reminded us that we are NOT allowed to touch the stage, stand or lean over the stage. Then I saw the explosions from under the stage. Under the stage? I stood a little to peek at the stage. Sure enough, the stage itself is bottomless.

After all, it is Cirque Du Soleil where stranger things do happen. Shortly, one extremely attractive man with smooth but long blue hair to his waist gracefully walked around the stage -- it appears that he was trying to say something but someone flashed the camera at him. He smiled calmly then pointed to the spectator in the audience to come forward. The spectator did. He took his camera and tossed it over the stage into the bottomless where it exploded. Then the spectator's cellphone rang, the actor slowly pointed at his cellphone. The spectator hesitated before passing the cellphone to the actor. The actor tossed it into the bottomless pit where it also exploded. I immediately knew that the spectator is merely the actor as well! Soon enough, he tried to light his cigarette -- suffice to say, the taller actor with smooth, but long blue hair toseed him into the bottomless pit where it exploded wildly -- the message was: "No camera, cellphone and smoking allowed."

None of this was done with the voice. They demonstrated by acting. The whole play itself was fantastic -- lots of acrobatic moves that stunned and delighted me ... its out of world moves as well as interchanged with the machines that moved around the stage is quite unbelievable but worth the price to see -- I sat in the center of 2nd row -- sometimes they flew off the stage right above my head. It was fantastic.

It is a tale about two rival clans in some Asian country where they struggled to battle each other to save someone else but ended up saving each clans in the progress.

Needless to say that I had a mini-crush on this lean, tall actor with long, smooth blue hair -- he was quite vicious and hot! As I say, there are some sounds effects, especially when it comes to songs but throughout the plays, no words were uttered. They expressed the story by acting out the gestures -- it is obvious and easy to follow through. I grinned, smiled and stared in awe as Chris kept on staring with dead eyes.

Since it's his third one and he said that it's not the best one he ever had seen.

To me, I was pretty blown away. I really enjoyed it very much. Despite the fact that it is quite expensive, it is worth the price to see it with my own eyes.

Thanks, Chris.

R-

Friday, June 17, 2005

A Snapshot Of Chris & Ridor In Las Vegas Hilton's $18.6 Million Swimming Pool

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Gorgeous Chris and Cute RT?


I was not kidding that the complete renovation of the swimming pool totaled $18.6 million, it says so on the information sheet at the hotel. And I looked around and thought, "So it is worth $18.6 million?" Not to me, though. Weird.

I'll blog about many little things as well as the Cirque du Soleil's The KA. It is mind-blowing experience, considering the fact that I sat two rows away from the stage -- for $150.

Later,

R-

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Ridor In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS (RPI) -- I am at the Internet Cafe for an hour. Chris and I got to scourge The Strip. The flight to Los Angeles was smooth, but the flight to Las Vegas was choppy -- I swear something was going to happen. But nothing happened.

When we were waiting for the taxi outside of the airport, I was shocked to see the massive long line of folks waiting for taxis. It has the same path that you used to see it at the amusement parks waiting to get on the ride -- the same idea applies to the wait for the cabs, I'm telling you -- it is the longest path I ever had seen, maybe up to .5 mile long, just to hail a fucking cab.

Las Vegas Hilton is the place where I am staying. I am amazed at the size of the hotel. I have the best view of Las Vegas Strip. It is stunning! Dylan Westbury would probably drop his pants on the floor and wank his dick walking around the Star Trek area -- Las Vegas Hilton does not conform to Star Trek stuff only. Star Trek dominated on one wing, has lots of interesting stuff that Dylan probably will drool, cum and repeat the process. Maybe 6 or 10 times until his dick becomes red and bloody.

In the last two days, we had been to a lot of places -- Fremont Street Experience, Monorail, MGM Grand Hotel, Tropicana, Excalibur, New York New York, Luxor, Wynn to name few. Monorail may be the best thing that happened to Las Vegas in years. It is so convenient and nice! But they needed to extend the line to Downtown where the original Strip is. It is bit travesty that they do not include Downtown.

Next time, Chris and I agreed that we will stay at Wynn Hotel. If it is cheap. In fact, Wynn is the most classiest hotel of all. The entrance of The Wynn is overwhelming, intoxicating and sinful. Guaranteed to make you step back and say whoa at the sight of these massive flowers that embraced the trees. Very difficult to describe the area.

Chris gambled a lot. Won thousands of dollars, I'm completely jealous of him. He is teaching me how to play Blackjacks. He's good at it. He's a great company, man. Yes, he is hearing. Much to your chagrin, I'm enjoying this so much! I won like $75 two days ago but yesterday, I lost like $25. Fuck it. I'm not good with it.

Tonight, Chris and I am going to dine at a fancy restaurant then head out to see KA, the newest play of Cirque Du Soleil at MGM Grand. Upon seeing the reviews, it is stunning and lots of acrobatic moves. Looking forward to it.

I am in awe of Chris' skills and luck with gambling. He is obviously a genius.

Did you know that I wore Dartmouth t-shirt, nobody said hi. But when I wore the Gallaudet t-shirt, people came to me. One said that his mother graduated from Gallaudet. One came to me and said that she graduated from Gallaudet, a hearing gal who studied in Interpreting at Gallaudet. Her signs are ... bad, to say the least. But I was nice and polite. I just put on a fake smile.

I taught Chris some signs to retaliate people who annoys us to no end. Last night, we went to Gipsy, a local gay club. It is a major letdown in comparison with New York and Philadelphia. One stupid guy told Chris, "You are stupid but I want you."

I snapped that he graduated from Ivy League and what about him? The guy in his late 40s said, "My Daddy died and left me rich. I don't care if he goes to a school in Ivy, he is still stupid and I still want him."

Chris and I got annoyed so bad that we made fun of him eventually all night long ... in a discrete manner which we snickered behind his back.

It was interesting evening at Gipsy -- I'm down to 5 minutes left. Time to hit the pool and SPA before the showtime tonight! Yay.

Oh, I got a nasty email from Michael Demmons who said that I will not enjoy Las Vegas because it is for hearing people only. I told him that Las Vegas was designed for visual attractions, not sound attractions -- if it was designed for sound attractions, there won't be lights at all, right?! Idiotic, is he? Any thoughts on the subject?

R-

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Ridor In NYC

NEW YORK (RPI*) -- I got here two hours LATE. Know why? I made a mistake, throwing the fucking paper that contains Chris' address on the way to New York via New Jersey Transit.

It is good to be back in Park Slope!

Thank God for the Internet Cafe. Man, Chris looked gorgeous. Shane is, too. But guess what? They still do not have a fucking television in the apartment.

But no worries, we are off to a bar tonight. Then rest, then onward to Las Vegas! If I see an available internet in Las Vegas somehow, I'll blog. But otherwise, stay tuned for fun times and updates.

Confidential to McCock: Again, just to clarify something: Cussing words does not reflect on two BAs degrees. I can manage it on my own. It is none of your business whether I cuss or not. Go and fuck a sheep, please.

R-

*RPI stands for Ridor Press International.

My Condelences

I got this from a friend of mine via the e-mail. It was printed in The Glocuester Times in Waterbury, NJ. Nikki Surber was/is the Coordinator of Residence Educator (CRE) at Benson Hall where I worked a year under her during my last year at Gallaudet. It was fun, fun and fun. I'm sorry to learn that her father was murdered.

R-

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From the newsroom of the Gloucester County Times, Woodbury, New Jersey,

Saturday, June 11, 1005
Victim's child: I was too late

By Pete McCarthy

WOODBURY -- At his sentencing Friday, Kevin Spragg Jr. learned that he took more than a life when he killed Edward Woodside III inside the victim's Paulsboro home last August.

He took someone's father.

Before Spragg, 22, was sentenced to 35 years in state prison, he listened to 28-year-old Nikki Surber, who now lives in Washington, D.C.

Surber, who -- like her father -- is hearing-impaired, needed a sign language interpreter to understand what was being said, but she spoke up to tell the judge exactly how she felt.

Surber first met her father when she was 11 years old and then only for a short time.

Before Woodside's death, Surber was trying to contact him, she told Superior Court Judge John Tomasello.

"I was robbed of the chance to give my father a second chance," Surber said. "I can never have my father in my life. I waited too long."

Surber said she was "not getting any younger" and that is why she wanted to reconnect with her father.

"I wanted to try to forgive and forget, and move on," Surber said outside the courtroom.

Woodside, 60, was found inside his Roosevelt Street home, having been struck over the head with a computer monitor and stabbed twice in the neck with a butter knife.

The victim, described as hearing-impaired in previous court documents, died from blunt force trauma to the head, authorities determined.

"The beating was particularly brutal," Deputy First Assistant Prosecutor George Gangloff Jr. said in court. "The victim was particularly vulnerable."

Spragg, who must serve at least 30 years in prison before becoming eligible for parole, gave a tearful apology before Tomasello imposed his sentence.

"I want to apologize to the victim's family," Spragg said. "Hopefully, with the time that I have, I will better myself."

Despite his young age, Spragg had five convictions as a juvenile and eight more after turning 18, according to Gangloff.

Tomasello thanked Surber for making her statement, so Spragg can know "from real people the impact the offense" has on others.

"The nature of this offense was particularly heinous," Tomasello said. "The nature of this offense just boggles the imagination."

When Spragg pleaded guilty to felony murder in March, he did so without having his case go before a grand jury for indictment.

The Greenwich Township man admitted to entering Woodside's home to steal coins when he was confronted by the victim. At that point, authorities said, the two men got into a scuffle and Woodside was struck over the head with the computer monitor.

Spragg was arrested two hours later near a Wawa in Gibbstown. Some of the coins were found in his pockets, according to previous reports.

Spragg was given 307 days of credit for time served. When he is released, he must serve an additional five years of supervised parole.

© 2005 Gloucester County Times

Bitch Session VI

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Few Things Before ...

Las Vegas Or Bust: That's it. I'm done with this, that and there. I was supposed to head to New York on Friday but I did not feel like going on that day, so I delayed a day later. I'm heading up to New York. It may be chaotic and short time in New York before I leave for Las Vegas. Will stay with Chris & Shane then check out the Brooklyn Pride Festival which occurs today in the afternoon. Then rest a little, fly-off tomorrow to Las Ve-gas!

Ricky & Ricky: Today I was on the videophone with a friend from Seattle. It was fun talking with him. He's always great to chat with. He told me the funniest story that I had to mention this to the readers. He mentioned that his Deaf parents are now living in Chestnut Lane in Gresham, Oregon. Ricky mentioned that his mother told him of a bizarre story in the laundry room at the apartment building. One deaf guy who was struggling to adjust to his usage of motor wheelchair, apparently he couldn't get in the laundry room. So Ricky's mother offered to help him out by putting the bedsheets into the washing machine.

Then she asked him where the detergents is so that she can pour it into the washing machine for this man stricked on motor wheelchair in the hallway outside of the laundry room. The man handed her the bar of soap. Classic one, Ricky!! Tell your mother to keep supplying me the funniest observations she saw at Chestnut Lane!

Dr. Paul Cameron Is Not Reliable: I just saw one blog and was cringed that McWeenie used Paul Cameron's tidbits to point out that homos' lifespan is much shorter than heterosexuals. Paul was exposed as fraud and his research works are considered as garbage at its best. It is possible that homos' lifespan is shorter than heterosexuals but it is not by sexual nature. It is from oppression, the stress, the discrimination -- that drives homos to do the extremes of many things.

For more information on the phony figure like Paul Cameron, check this link -- this man does not deserve to be recognized as Doctor, which is why I said his name without the respect. Be sure to press the "According to academic rankings" where Paul's papers are disparaged -- hysterical.

Focus on the Family: The "so-called" family conservative group who is obsessed on the issues with gays' lives, it was founded by Gil Alexander-Moegerle along with 6 others. Gil Alexander-Moegerle issued the public apology for what the prick James Dobson did -- you may know James Dobson who accused several cartoon characters to be gay.

Remember the Dirkhising? I believe that last year, Kurzetard once complained that the media did not pay enough attention on poor little Jesse Dirkhising who were strangled by two gay men. She complained that Jesse did not get enough attention like Matthew Shepard. That bitch needs to read this.

An Editorial by Philadelphian: I was reading Metro on the SEPTA Regional Rail to downtown last night, there was an editorial where there was an incident on the subway platform where there was a deranged homeless man pacing back and forth and yelled at people that they need to repent and submit to Jesus. Then he shouted at two Asians who seemed to be paralyzed by his behavior. The writer said that he was interested because he observed that nobody did anything to tone this man's threatening behavior. He went on to mention that several minutes passed, two women came to the deranged, homeless man and passed him the money and told him, "Good job. You need to continue doing this." Typical prick of X-ian.

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Friday, June 10, 2005

Not Again!

I am willing to bet that after writing this entry which I am going to expose the corrupted practices of (Falls Church) Virginia Police Officers who mistreated Deaf friends of mine twice in a week, Michael Demmons of GayOrbit will say that none of this has to happen if Deaf people needs to shut up and accept their roles in the society, don't be so "victim" to the concept -- I say, fuck it. Expose them for what they did to Deaf people. For years. It is high time that we busted them and make them pay for their sins.

Many of us, Deaf readers, has been subjected to the harsh and condescending treatment by many Police Officers in different cities all over the nation. Enough is enough. Sue them for millions of dollars, Jason and Mikey. Let's severely destroy these fools to a point where the city lost control and the criminals run amok. Anarchy at its best! Falls Church is the hotbed of Vietnamese and Guatemalan gangs, so let's sue the Falls Church Police Department and milk them dry.

I was bewildered and stunned when I learned that my friend, Jason was ambushed by an African American male on 14 Street and Corcoran Street after going to Halo and Cobalt Bar. In fact, Jason said he was riding the bicycle and swung the baseball bat on his head just like that and tried to rob him in the middle of 14 Street.

Stunned, bewildered and nobody to help him out, the assailant kept on hitting him with the bat and yelled at him -- but he did not have money. He was injured but the assailant gave up on him and fled. Nowhere to find the cops and his jeep was within the reach, he was in state of shock and shaken by the whole thing -- probably also traumatized with the fact that his head was bashed by a baseball bat!

He drove off, realizing that he was bleeding from his head. In state of shock, he panicked and drove off to a friend of mine's home, Toby, in Falls Church. But Jason realized that he's not staying at Toby's place, he was supposed to stay with Jessy -- he realized that his head kept on bleeding, he decided to go straight to the hospital. He took an u-turn drive.

Jason was pulled off by the cops who gave him hard time. He was bleeding, and pleading the cops to take him to the hospital. They refused. He pleaded for an interpreter. They refused. The cops did not have an interest to realize that he was injured and needed help. They just wanted to test him for DUI. He had to hold the kleenex on his head while doing the straight line walk. For a while, the cops finally took him to the hospital.

But in the ER room, Jason was in pain and confused. The doctors and nurses were not allowed to help Jason because the Police Officers won't let them. They wanted Jason to sign the agreement that he was drunk while driving. Jason could not understand because he was fucking injured. But that does not matter to the cops. The interpreter was not even provided. The cops kept on giving him hard times for hours. Jason was told by the cops that they will put him in jail unless he sign the agreement first, then he can get medical help and obtain the interpreter. Coercion under duress.

Jason got upset, cried and felt so helpless at the mercy of Falls Church Police Officers, he went ahead and signed the agreement so that he can receive treatment for his injuries which included ten staples on the back of his head and ten stitches on his right ear. Also the cops ordered the interpreter to talk to him during the MRI scan which the doctors was trying to find out whether if he had brain injury. The interpreter pleaded the police officers not to do that during the MRI scan, they ordered her to. Jason was bewildered and could not see what was being said.

Jason wrote, "After I signed the agreement, the VA police officers seemed very happy. They gave me the three tickets and walked away."

Jason, sue them. Tell them that you were coerced under duress, that your rights were violated. Your Miranda rights were violated. Americans with Disabilites Act entitled you to demand an interpreter for the clear communication. Read this, "DEMAND", not "PLEAD". Sue the Police Department, the city and the Police Officers who mistreated you for millions of dollars. Do it. Physical and mental anguish at the mercy of Police Officers who are supposed "to protect and to serve" is travesty, immoral and revolting.

Jason and Mikey, you have the case -- go and sue them. Kill the pigs and bring me the bacon.

Do you know why the Police Departments kept on mistreating Deaf people across the nation? Because these departments do not have Deaf person working in their departments at all, they forbade hiring Deaf persons for the reasons of *cough* safety. Yes, you got it right -- to my best knowledge, no Police Department can boast that they have a Deaf staff working for them -- I'm not talking about volunteers or community service workers -- I'm talking about the PERMANENT position that can play the role of Police Departments with Deaf People. That is the problem.

Where was Brett Parsons, the so-called gay liasion of DC's Metropolitan Police Department to help him out? Nothing at all. It is interesting that some Police Departments can afford to hire an officer to work as the liasion for Gays & Lesbians but could not make one as the liasion for Deaf people?

We already had problems with the idiots with the FBI and the DC's MPD during the Gallaudet Murders Drama, I already 005ed the Greenbelt Police Officers in front of Jason, Manny, Tobes, Anderson, Jeff, Cody and Tom few years ago when they tried to berate the group after we asked for an interpreter. The fucking Greenbelt Police Officers realized that we meant business and they fucking fled the scene, leaving us to harbor our issues.

AS you can see, the problem is that they are idiots -- they are fucking hearies, therefore they are idiots. What do we need to solve this? Hire the permanent position for Deaf person to be the liasion for Deaf Commuity. It is no wonder that not many Deaf people of all races, age, gay or straight feel comfortable in dealing with the Police Officers who tried to wield its badge as the means to terrorize and trample on our dignity and rights as Deaf person.

This is travesty, please sue them, Jason and Mikey. Enough is enough. They needed a lesson or two in humility. Drag them through Hell.

Let's see if our dear friend, Michael Demmons would say that I'm making it a big deal and that I'm playing the "professional victim" as he thought me to be.

R-

Bitchin', Nazism & Christian Conservatives And Others

Bitch Session VI Due: AS you know, Bitch Session is due tonight -- I probably will blog it before I leave for New York then to Las Vegas. I do not know whether if I will have someone to blog while I'm not here.

Comparison With Jews and Gays: Thanks to Magatsu for the tip, I find it very interesting and I think you will be intrigued with the similarities between Nazis and the Christian Conservatives.

McWeenie Talking To The Wall?: It appears that he enjoyed talking to himself. He probably thought he is the smartest person in the whole world. In one thread, he commented 13 out of 28 times, nearly for 50 percent. Pathetic.

I Am Touched: I was bit surprised to see Dylan writing an entry about me. I'm touched. Dylan is nuts but I cannot abandon him. He's more than just a friend. He saw the freaky side of me when I washed the dishes -- if I wash the dishes in the kitchen, I personally expected everyone to leave the kitchen so I can wash the dishes in peace. Or I go nuts.

FagPatriot Is Retarded ... As Usual: Dan of FagPatriot wrote this, To have that debate, Mr. Dean--and other Democratic--leaders need to stop calling Republicans names, stop defining us by their prejudices and to start taking our ideas--and us--at face value. Is this man *imitating Mrs. Corson* MENTALLY RETARDED?! It was them who slandered the Democrats with many names. Look at Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter -- they blasted the Democrats as "out of touch", filthy Liberals and all that -- insulting the Democratic Party on a daily basis to a point where the Republicans destroyed the spirit of politics in this country. And now he is whining that Howard Dean blasted the Republicans recently in San Francisco? And he whined that Hillary Clinton made a tongue-in-cheeck remarks about the Republican Party? Dan, don't be so fucking innocent in this matter, you fuckwad. People who lives in glass houses should NOT throw stones! Capisce, you with a big "L" on your forehead dickwad!

Confidential to Beck: Thank you and good to hear you once again!

Cheers,

R-

An Update About Mark Creasy

I got a nice email from Rose who stumbled upon the entry on my blog regarding Mark Creasy who was murdered in Alexandria on the bike trail near Reagan National Airport. Rose will pass the information to Bettie & Olin's daughter, Mark's sister about what I said regarding my former houseparent, Bettie and her beau, Olin.

And she also mentioned that the cops caught the person who is responsible for killing Mark Creasy. This person, Andre Suggs attacked Mark Creasy, bit him and strangled him. And attempted to chase another cyclist who overheard the screams and saw Andre on Mark -- then it apparently got out of hand to a point where he stripped himself naked and ran over the George Washington Bridge naked before was apprehended by the Park Police. It was also said that he bit a police officer then screamed, "AIDS! AIDS! I got AIDS!"

Sounds like the typical DC maniac?

Here are two links to the updated articles regarding the attack on Mark Creasy.

Police Weigh Multiple Tips In Slaying of Virginia Bicyclist

Man Charged In Slaying of Bicyclist


Rose, thank you for the email. It was nice to hear from you and I knew that someone would pick this up and carry the message to the Creasy family. I appreciated this very much.

R-

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Liar, Liar, Michael Demmons, Your Pants Are On Fire!

As you may already know, Michael Demmons is the one who wrote GayOrbit. The obnoxious bitchy queen who accused me of "perpetual victim" which is absurd to start with. I noticed that I posted 3 entries that uncreative fag Michael Demmons had to cruise and lift the contents from and talked about it as well.

I asked him bluntly via the email, aware that he despised me from day one. But I try to be nice and ask him to put the differences aside because I'd like to know whether if he reads my blog or not?
I noticed something. Youhad been taking the contents from my site for your own. Nick Jones, St. Augustine's rainbow flags, A&F dress code, and few others.

What's up with that? I know you hated me, I do not like you but what's up with this? You claimed to get the references from this, that and there. C'mon, let's be nice for a change.

Thanks,

R-

Michael went animalistic:
You know what? I haven’t read your site. I don’t read your site. And I don’t plan to read your site.

I got the Nick Jones pic from Towleroad.

I got the Abercrombie & Fitch stuff from Fark

I got the St. Augustine stuff because I have friends there.

You obviously consider yourself much more important than you actually are. There are only so many gay things to write about. Some self-important guy named Ridor isn’t the only person who reports on them.

Then Michael quickly emailed me another one under his different email address, it reads:
That I posted most of that stuff BEFORE YOU DID.

What? I just caught him lying.

Let's examine this stuff, shall we?
1. The content about Nick Jones? I published the comment and picture of Nick Jones on Sunday, June 5, 2005. Michael did today on June 9.

2. St. Augustine Rainbow Pride Flag? I published the entry on Monday, June 6. Michael published it today on June 9.

3. Abercrombie & Fitch Dress Code at BJU? I published it on Wednesday morning at 1:43 AM, June 8, 2004. Michael published it on June 8, 2004 much later in the afternoon.

AS you can see, the evidence is THERE. He lied, I did not lie.

Michael, you lost the competition. Pay up, bitch.

I also emailed him to calm down with his typical attitude:
Just calm down. All I am asking a question -- tone down with your bitter attitude.

You think you are all that, too. You begged people to spread the words to come to your blogsite. You advertise. I have my standards. You're that low.

R-

Again, Michael lied:
I have never advertised my site.

And only a bitchy queen would write something whining about stealing content.

And only an idiot would write it with so many spelling errors

For a person who is obsessed with errors, he did not finish it with a period. Go figure. AT least, by not mentioning it, he admitted that he wanted more traffic for his blogsite by begging the readers to come back and spread the word. Pathetic. Nevertheless, I shot back:
spelling errors like what? prove it.

dont bother to lie.

But again, what do you expect from a guy who is newbie and anal retentive? One who is more ooncerned about making his blogsite the most attentive thing on the blogosphere? If you see his pictures, you'll understand why. He is pitiful character. At least, people will see how obnoxious Michael Demmons is.

R-

God, He Is So Hot

I called the video relay service today. The male interpreter came on. I was bewildered. I stuttered. I grimaced, grinned and flustered at the sight of him!

He is bald by choice, obviously. He is very macho, rugged-looking guy and signed like a man truly should be. I muttered, "Please call Liz."

He smiled, his white teeth gleaming. I knew I'm going to be fucked.

Liz answered, "Hey RT, how was the menage a trois?"

The hot interpreter then stared at me and smiled, "HI RT, HOW MENAGE A TROIS?"

My life is over as I know it. I said, "Can I come and visit you, Liz?"

Liz shouted, "This bar is very crowded, baby. Come over and tell me all about it."

The man interpreted it with masculine moves.

Oh, god. I'm so fucked up. I asked for his name. He said, "I cannot tell my name. My SVRS number is XXXX."

I'm idiot. I can't believe I was that dumb.

Who the fuck is he?!

R-

Take A Pill, Alex!

Image hosted by Photobucket.comSt. Augustine Rainbow Pride Flag: Look at this great picture! Resident Jim Kruger is fabulous when he said, "Live and let live, shake it up a little." Too bad, some St. Augustine residents sneered and whined about this.

INcluding Alex Abenchuchan of St. Augustine who commented to me via IM today:

AlexXXXXXXXX: damn you
Ridor9th: Yea?
Ridor9th: what s wrong?
Ridor9th: u saw it? [referring to the Bridge of Lions]
Ridor9th: :-D
AlexXXXXXXXX: im gonna take one down
AlexXXXXXXXX: walk on it
(after few comments that has nothing to do with the subject, we came back to this)
AlexXXXXXXXX: im organizating a group of guys
AlexXXXXXXXX: we'll rip em down
Ridor9th: stop it
Ridor9th: do it, i'll sic the cops
AlexXXXXXXXX: i'm going to get it on tv
AlexXXXXXXXX: send it to the news
(blah, blah and blah -- he said something odd)
AlexXXXXXXXX: the whole point - its offensive to a lot of poeple
AlexXXXXXXXX: so i find it in bad taste
AlexXXXXXXXX: got to go!
AlexXXXXXXXX: home depot to buy some cutters

He's worried about "taste"? After all, the heterosexuals lacked the taste in almost everything but vagina. And it is hysterical that he would go to Home Depot where its workers tend to be gay.

Alex, you lost. Accept it.

R-

Grateful Is Not Something I Usually Talk About

Note: The names are not real, because I want to protect them at all costs.

Yesterday at 3 PM, I was greeted by Steve outside of my place. I met Chris via online chat room and I mentioned about Chris & Steve few days ago on this entry to check out the possibility of participating in menage a trois. Of course, I was bit concerned about the menage a trois since the last time in New York ended up badly for me.

Went to their place which intimidated and impressed me greatly, particularly because it is luxury apartment, sort of. It was gorgeous place, not far from where I lived. I finally met Chris. God, Chris looked much cuter than the pictures he sent. We talked a little, I get to know the couple bit more. They were absolutely great and impressive. Shortly, Chris and I swam. I get to talk with Chris -- I'm glad to meet him, I do. Oh, yeah, both are hearing and cannot sign worth a shit. But that is not the issue here.

I was blown away when we convened back in the apartment for dinner, Steve cooked his home-made chicken pot pie for three of us -- know why I was blown away? Steve made the crust lining up with our names on each bowl! I feel like it was the cake that you cannot eat. My own name on my chicken pot pie!! Fantastic!

I kept on staring at Chris' eyes -- it was intense. He had a soft and thin beard. He reminded me of someone but I could not figure out who it was. I told him about it. He told me that I looked like Greg Kinnear (!!) and that I looked much better than Greg. Now I really like Chris's optimism. It is not overtly optimism but soft one.

Back and forth, we talked, dined and wined. Then Chris wrote on the paperpad for Steve which made me smile gleefully, it reads: "Daddy, Can we keep him?"

Such compliments are sweet and touching.

You bet that Chris, Steve and I will meet again soon to hang out ... as soon as I return from Las Vegas or Toronto. I really liked them very much. Oh, yeah, menage a trois did occur. It was such a positive experience. For that, I am grateful of Chris & Steve.

Later, studying Chris's face, it struck me ... I know who he looked like -- Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi! I told him, he smiled gleefully and said, "Not me! Wow, me? Not me! I don't look like him!" I nodded vigorously.

It was such a good experience. Thank you, Chris & Steve.

Cheers,

R-

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Stuff To Cover For The Day

Victorious: Now Alex Abenchuchan can shut up -- discrimination is discrimination -- I expected to put the flag up for one day but after winning the court case, the rainbow flag will rise on the Bridge of Lions for SIX DAYS -- what a way to rub in the conservative pricks? It reminded me of Virginia Cavaliers Women's Basketball team being ranked No. 1 in the nation with no loss, they went to College Park to play Maryland Terrapins who was ranked No. 23 in the country. The Cavaliers wasted no time in trashing the Terrapins and walked out with 111-64 rout. IN fact, the halftime reads Virginia leading by 45 points. Just like the gays did to the city of St. Augustine -- we routed them.

Ryan Zimmerman: Ryan Zimmerman has been selected by Washington Nationals as the fourth overall pick in the first round of the 2005 MLB's Draft, smart move by the Nationals. Expect the great stuff from Ryan Zimmerman for DC's Nationals. Perhaps in time, I'll stumble upon him somewhere else. I'd love to.

The Birth of Hybrid Man: Interesting article and I guess these guys in the Appalachian mountains shall join the ranks of Neatherdals?

How Refreshing! A friend of mine forwarded this to me about this and I thought it was great -- McWeenie needs that so badly.

How Bush learned from Nixon: This is great article -- makes you wonder about the sincerity of GW Bush and Dick Cheney. These are not true All-Americans nor good people. They are interested in power, prestige and money.

Russell Crowe's Another Brawl: It was reported in all media that Russell Crowe became agitated and threw the telephone at the hotel clerk in Manhattan's Mercer Hotel, thus injured the hotel clerk that required the stitches on his face. Russell Crowe was subsequently arrested and he now is facing the possibility of prison time for 7 years and banned from entering the United States permanently. I honestly do not care about his antics. It is so fow. But ... what caught me the attention is that the hotel where Russell Crowe stayed costs $3,905 per night. Cowabunga!

A Question For Women: Today, I called the video relay interpreter -- an interpreter popped up on the screen. It was the person with bald on the top of head with long hair around the sides. What baffled me is that it is a woman. Can a woman go bald? I know of women being thinned out with their hairdo, but completely bald? Is this possible?

The Reasons I Hate GW Bush: Thanks to John Aravosis' AMERICAblog.org about this link. Very creepy. Flash Required to view the contents.

R-

Welcome, Jacob Allaire

I'd like to take a moment to congratulate my dear friend whom I once worked for as the supervisor of computer labs at Gallaudet. She was a great boss, I absolutely loved her as a boss.

I was delighted to learn that she delivered the baby boy -- Jacob Allaire Augustine last Tuesday evening. It is healthy and big boy, 8 pounds and 9 ounces. Many of you knew that Shannon is feisty short woman but she managed to pop the darling just fine! Amazing!

Congratulations, Jason and Shannon. Welcome, Jake.

Cheers,

UPDATE: You guys can see the pic of Shannon Augustine before Jacob Allaire was born. It is gorgeous!!!! I know Shannon is going to KILL me for saying this!

R-

Dress Code & Thought

Bob Jones University is perhaps the nation's most nutty religious college. However, it has a dress code which is strictly enforced. I felt sorry for these nutty students. It is not prestigious to graduate from Bob Jones University -- in fact, you should be embarrassed that you graduated from BJU if you mention to secular friends!!

Anyway, it is hilarious to read the University's dress code..

I'm not a fan of Abercrappie & Bitch but after reading this, I say WEAR THEM!

* * *

It was reported that Natalee Holloway is likely to be murdered. Even her uncle said that she is naive and dependable on others to do the job for her. Such a classic dumb blonde, is it? She also attended her church regularly -- if she learned to fk the church and be the true mischevious a little in life, she'd be alive. Now there are people who are passing out the yellow ribbons? Yellow? Perfect color for a dumb blonde. What a FOW!

R-

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

A Challenge?

Cheapskate Tactic: Someone obviously had a beef with me. He decided to be secretive and set up the blog dedicated to me, the goal is to rip me apart. I'm flattered that there is someone who has so much hatred and attention for me to a point where he went to waste 5 hours of his time to issue the comments to all of my friends and relatives -- yes, he went on to issue one on my kid cousin. How much depravity can one go? He claimed that I'm low, but sending the comment to 12 years old kid cousin of mine is inexcusable and very ... fow. My friend traced the IP address. The IP address is 192.26.10.132 and guess what? It traced to Lloyd Ballinger, a guy working in Information Technology Services (ITS) at Gallaudet University in Washington, DC. See the picture if you can remember him.

I do not have an issue with Lloyd Ballinger, it has to be someone else in ITS Department. Know why? Because at Gallaudet, it is nearly impossible to open the Internet without having your own account which the ITS issued to all students, faculty and staff. As usual, I'll dispatch few spies to do the dirty tricks to locate and identify the person -- it is matter of time before I know who it is. Either way, Lloyd Ballinger is responsible for his account if it is left for others to use. But again, I'm on it, though.

I care less whether if one wants to do things about my reputation, integrity and appearance -- it was all tarnished a long time ago and I'm so used to it. Sending to my peers, relatives and especially my kid cousin is childish, simply put.

The Miracle Worker: Remember her? She was tough teacher as Anne Sullivan whom I never got bored watching once in a while. I love the scene where Anne refused to let Helen touch her food and the drama in the dining room ensued. That sounds like me when someone tried to touch my food?

Grisly Discovery: Can you believe this? I would freak out and be puzzled to see this in my backyard!!

That Sounds Like Rico, Keith & Berna! I love Berna, Rico & Keith but they are die-hard cigarette-lovers. They will huff when they are able to do so. There, that and this. Sometimes I feel going insane with them but I enjoyed their company immensely. But this article is hilarious.

An Update with Swimming Pool: I had a peaceful time swimming down and up the pool -- it was a good workout for my mind, soul and left knee! When I came out of the pool, I feel drained, exhausted and tired. That is a good sign, I guess. Gus' mother is cool Italian gal. Like Italian mothers, she certainly have a lot to say about this, that and there. I like her.

Michael of GayOrbit.net: This guy killed the GayOrbit's aunt's brother? What the fuck? If it is his aunt's brother -- it is still his UNCLE, is it? Whatever -- the grisly murder occured in New Brunswick, Canada probably caused by drugs, the locals said. I don't give a fuck about it but after what Michael did to me, I care less about it -- in fact, I rolled my eyes and smirked a little today.

This Blog Is Not For Everyone Else: This blogsite is designed for my own thoughts and feelings to share and entertain my friends, that is the ulterior motive of mine. Some bloggers enjoyed my blogsite can enjoy this as well, good for them. But it is clearly not designed for people like McWeenie or crybabies who cannot take the offensive remarks at times. I am not here to please your expectations. I am here to entertain the readers who clearly enjoyed my thoughts and tidbits. If you do not enjoy it, simply fuck off. Just click the "X" on the top corner on your right side. It is not that hard. So quit whining about little things that I might offend yo Momma's stench.

Otherwise, I hope your evening went good as it did for me. Back to the secrecy thing with a guy. Cheers,

R-

Few Thoughts Before I Swim!

Ryan Church? Last night, LW3 Mark (LW3 stands for Lethal Weapon 3 which consists of me, Keith and Mark) paged me to tell me of an odd encounter he had with Ryan Church at Pentagon City Mall's Macys. Ryan asked to look at Mark's driver license and said, "I'll remember who you are." Mark got excited and paged me. I quickly googled Ryan Church. Oooo. He's hot, Mark. Save that ass for me, please.

Speaking of Baseball: Ryan Zimmerman is hot, too. He is expected to join the Nationals with Ryan Church. Ryan Zimmerman is the instrument that turned the Virginia Cavaliers from the doormat of the ACC to the upper echoleon of the ACC. He's only a junior but is expected to leave school. I love Ryan's sense of life. When the MLB players get their first paycheck, they tend to buy mansions or cars, but not Ryan. Ryan said that as soon as he gets the money, he wants to buy the slurpee machine that the 7-ELEVEN store has. Now that is something else!

I Finally Understood ... I just saw the picture of LimeShit.com's partner -- I noticed that gay Republicans pricks tend to be some kind of outcasts in every sense. That guy squealed that he visited the Nation's Capitol. I lived in the proximity of the Capitol -- and can walk into the building without securing the pass from anyone else! And I do not take pictures of things. I guess I took DC for granted. But the point is that ... gay Republicans seemed to be "odd", judging the pictures of different gay men (except for DowntownLad, he completely surprised and delighted me!!).

Finished the Princes of Darkness: I just completed reading the graphic novel of "JSA: Prince of Darkness" where you can see Mordru being triumphant on the cover of the book. One amusing incident where Mordru encountered an old character of 1950s product, Uncle Sam. Yes, there is a character named Uncle Sam whose has the same features that you saw on legendary posters, "I WANT YOU!" for the US Armed Forces. Mordru saw Uncle Sam and said, "Are you kidding?! You! You are nothing but clay to me. Clay to be modled into whatever I wish." Mordru immediately casted the spell that transformed Uncle Sam to be trapped into that poster plastered on some abandoned wall, "I want YOU!" where he belonged to. Mordru rocks!

Sometimes I Feel Like Mrs. Corson: Mrs. Corson's infamous outburst of "Your play is good for mental retarded people!" was my first thought when I read this article. Sometimes I feel I wanted to imitate Mrs. Corson and trash the phony Rev. John Smid of his actions. I am willing to bet you few dollars that when nobody is looking at him, you can find him at these sleazy adult bookstores to satisfy his needs in or near Memphis.

Gotta Love Novice Bloggers: It is hilarious to see a guy trying to put the picture on the center of the entry by using the excessive periods. Thank God for the knowledge of HTML to do the tricks. AT least, I do not look like a fool. You know who you are. ***UPDATE: He got the message and found the trick to correct his problem on his blog. He may hate my guts but he loves me and my blog. He reads it religiously. Copied my ideas then denied it like a true Republican. Go ahead, emulate but you'll never be on the same level where I am. Never had, never has and never will.

The Secret Is On: I like this guy. He liked me. And nobody will know for a while. Like Queen Elizabeth II, when timing is perfect, I shall announce at the appointed hour. But for now, we are following Graystorm & KT's method -- secrecy for the time being. Why? Because it is safe to say that we wanted to give it a shot with each other. To see where it leads without any interferences from anyone else, really.

Pool, Here I come! The last time I swam in a pool was at someone's home in Fire Island. Prior to that, I hadn't swam in the swimming pool in 3 years! I always preferred the pools more than beaches. Beaches still are overrated.

Cheers,

R-

9th through 17th & Idiotic Bloggers

The plans are tentative but for sure, I will head to Las Vegas one way or other.

Starting this Thursday, I will travel to Manhattan and mellow around the city for three days before flying off to the Sin City. I will stay at Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas for 4 nights with Chris, a hearing friend (!!) of mine. Chris graduated from Dartmouth College, an Ivy League school whom I adored very much.

How do I get the access to the computer? I absolutely have no idea. I may as well as turn it over to two guestbloggers to entertain the readers. Should I? You decide.

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Today, there was a heavy thunderstorm. I was in the midst of a conversation with someone via the video relay interpreter. The lightning struck. Knocked the lights out. I could barely see the interpreter trying to warn before the monitor went out. it is interesting -- I wonder if they could hear it BEFORE it went out?

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There are many stuff that I could talk about today but guess what? So many bloggers turned me off lately. They probably did not mean to turn me off but the antics that they employ on a daily basis -- one good example with BoiFromTroy.com -- he thought W. Mark Felt was a coward for not pressing the charges against the Nixon Administration through the proper channels, I thought he was ridiculous.

1. BoiFromTroy claimed to be 29 years old for the last 2 years. He is gay Republican. He is twink-wannabe. He had the gall to criticize others but hide his name. He lacked the authority to criticize W. Mark Felt since he won't reveal his real name.

2. Look at DowntownLad's entry about Tommy Hook, the whistleblower who exposed the mismanagement at Los Alamos National Laboratory. He was so honest and straightforward about what happened at Los Alamos and guess what happened to him? He was beaten and left for dead. But lucky, he's alive. See? That is the WHOLE POINT here. That is why W. Mark Felt realized that going through the proper channels would NOT stop the Nixon Administration from manipulating the system. Better to do this is to get the media involved.

And BFT whined that he's a coward? Well, people who lives in glass houses should not throw stones. BFT is coward himself. He had the gall to say that people who criticized him is a troll but for him to criticize others, he is not a troll? Fuck him and his double standards shit.

I think I rest my case to point out that there are many idiotic bloggers out there, trying to paint things that are not there to start with. Some people thought FDNY and NYPD were heroes when they were crushed to death at World Trade Center -- well, they were not heroes. They were humans who were paid to do the job -- that is to rescue and minimize the damages, like it or not. Like I said on other blog, I do not use "heroism" lightly. But since the 9/11 incident, the Bush Administration, Republican cronies and others had the gall to throw the word liberally at every turn -- even a cat that fell from the tree is considered as a hero!

Fuck this!

OH, yeah, you know what is so funny about one retard woman from Florida? She claimed that Aruba is dangerous. Let's see, 1 murder and 6 rapes per year out of 97,000 residents who also accomodated millions of tourists each year -- yeah, her daddy is right. Aruba is incredibly dangerous! Typical pile of shit.

That retard actually thinks I hated her -- I do not hate her -- I find her repulsive. I do not consider as a friend or enemy. She is just nobody that I do not give a fuck about. She needs to be censured and strapped with the straitjacket and toss her in the closet for a long, long and long time. That is where she belongs.

BoiFromTroy and the retard woman are two prime examples of what I am tired of reading the idiotic rhetoric about nothing else.

Just drop dead already, please.

R-

Monday, June 06, 2005

St. Augustine, William Pryor, Amethyst and G-8 Summitt

St. Augustine: In St. Augustine, Florida -- the oldest city in North America and the home of Florida School for the Deaf and Blind, the city has decided to reserve the right to discriminate the gay group who wanted to fly the Rainbow flag on the famous Bridge of Lions. In turn, the gay pride committee and the state GLBT group sued the city for discrimination since they permitted the others like Flagler College, St. Photios Greek Orthodox National Shrine, The Civil Rights Committee of St. Augustine, the St. Augustine Lighthouse & Museum and the Broward Yacht Company to fly their flags on the Bridge of Lions. Shame on the city for wantonly discriminating on the minority group.

William Pryor: This is not good news for gays, this is not good news for Deaf people as well! This Republican Conservative William Pryor is expected to be confirmed for the lifetime position with the federal court of Appeals in Atlanta. This will enable Pryor the chances to water down the laws designed to protect, empower and serve the minority groups. How can the Conservatives do this to disabled communities and ethnic groups? Of course, they can. They do not care except for themselves. They will tell you that they care in your face but when it comes to private conversations, they laugh at our expenses. Fuck them.

Amethyst: AS many of you knew that I'm diehard fan of Amethyst who was largely abandoned by DC Comics for many years -- since 1988. She was abandoned because she turned out to be the most powerful figure, even beyond Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Flash combined, something that the DC Comics was afraid of alienating the majority of readers who are ... males. So better to force her to die and surrender her "human corporeal body" to merge her soul with ... Gemworld than to alienate the male readers. That was years ago. But years of persistence by loyal fans of Amethyst, the DC Comics is not revealing anything about the return of Amethyst but indicated that she is tied into the major storyline that will affect several books during the summertime.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comSince I stopped buying comic books, I had been relying on the rumors -- and some of them are mind-blowing for me to accept. It was said that the particular character will discover that her mother is none other than Amethyst whom Arion was trying to protect the secret for years from ... Mordru. But why keep the secret from Mordru? Because Mordru is the father of this woman as well! Wait a minute -- are you telling me that the same characters which battled each other and Amethyst burying Mordru alive for eons ... actually fucked each other? No, that can't be.

Either way, it'll be interesting to see how DC Comics will plot to bring my fabled character back into the spotlight as she deserved! Hope they will not trash Amethyst. Yeah, you are seeing the tattoo of Amethyst on my left calf which she was casted into the statue after she surrendered her corporeal body to merge with Gemworld to prevent Mordru and his minions from taking over the planet. Which is the probable reason why Mordru left Gemworld for Earth in his valiant efforts to conquer the universe.

The last time I knew of Mordru's whereabouts was that he got himself nailed into the "Rock of Eternity" which fed Shazam's powers. I expected Mordru to free himself to wreck everyone's peace and tranquility. This is the reason I loved Mordru -- he gave everyone few rounds of mindfucks to everyone else who tried to stop him from reaching his goals -- that is to be the God.

G-8 Summitt in Edinburgh: One well-known figure Bob Gedolf who were offended by the fact that the series of concerts to benefit the needs of Africa lacked the black musicians called for one million protesters to derail the concerts. Edinburgh is shivering because it will expect the Anarchists *and* protesters to wreck the town when G8 Summitt hits the town next month. My question -- there are MANY, MANY black artists and they could not find ONE for the benefit concerts? They are definitely lying through their yellow teeth.

Cheers,

R-

Sunday, June 05, 2005

What's Wrong With This Picture?

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Frankly, I'm sick of Republicans who boasted that they overwhelmingly made the country red than blue, thus claimed that the people has spoken for. Actually, it is all bullshit. This 3-D image should put the whole thing to bed. That it is pretty much even. Most major cities are Democrats, they outnumbered the Republicans. The Republicans and Conservatives prey on people who are not college-educated or people who got married right after they graduated from high school.

If you look at the circle which consisted of Mormons who will do anything the Church tells them to. The square which consisted of Midwest folks who probably had not experienced a thing outside of their county. You can look at the rectangular which consists of Gulf States like Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Florida -- these states consisted of rednecks who still considers the Confederate States to be somewhat better than the Union. And last, you can see the rectangular that goes from Alabama to New York -- that consisted of Appalachia folks who interbred and probably left school at the age of 10 to marry their cousins who lived two doors down the street. These are easily the hotbeds for the Republican and Conservative to go after and mislead about the issues that might affect the nation in the long run. All you have to do is: "THEY WILL BAN BIBLES IN CHURCH! THEY WILL PERMIT GAY MARRIAGE IN YOUR HOME!"

Let's say for sure -- Democrats tend to have intelligent and diverse backgrounds from different groups. Republicans needs Conservatives to spread the false information on these unfortunate people that Democrats intend to ban the bibles from schools, to permit the gay marriage, to wreck the "values of America". You can see that on this demographic of our nation.

This should pinpoint that the Republicans are desperate for the numbers more than the rights itself -- they are more interested in tearing and dividing people in order to win the elections. They are not interested in unifying for the best interests of the people. It is all a game to them. Look at Nixon, Bush, Gingrich and so on. It may be the only consistent among the Republicans, they tear people for THEIR interests, not for everyone's interests.

In other words, when I generalize the groups, try to lighten up, m'dear.

R-

Two Words: Pretty & Affluent

Image hosted by Photobucket.comLook at this pretty girl on your left. It was reported that this teenager, Natalee Holloway, vanished in Aruba, a Caribbean island just north of South America.

Never mind that her high school, not college had a senior class trip outside of the United States. An urban high school senior class in The Bronx will never have that opportunity to visit Aruba. But I digress.

I'm amazed at the attention she is getting at this moment. Even all cable news networks mentioned her frequently. The local news channels mentioned it again, again and again. How sweet.

But if Natalee was not pretty or rich, will she get the international attention? Of course not. If she is deaf or blind, will she get attention? Of course not.

So when I heard that she vanished, tough shit. Boo hoo. I knew of a person who was killed in Cancun during the college break more than a decade ago, she was not mentioned in the national media at all. Just a blip in Honolulu's obituary page.

Nice to be affluent and pretty, is it?

R-

Carl Urinated Sorenson About the Watergate Scandal!

Did I get your attention? I hope so.

Urination:It is silly that the Bush Administration accused Newsweek of harming the image of Americans across the Muslim world when it revealed that the soldiers, contractors and others defiled the Koran. Newsweek retracted. Now the reports from the United States Military indicated that the stuff did happen.

I love this comment:
In one case, a guard's urine splashed onto a detainee and his Quran. Southern Command said a guard urinated near an air vent and "the wind blew his urine through the vent" and onto a detainee and his Quran.

And they said it was an accident that the urine flew over. Ok-ay.

Carl: This afternoon, I got to talk with Carl Denney for the first time in years via the videophone. He looked good as ever. I finally got to meet Tuesday. I still think it is gonna be funny to say, "I'll marry Tuesday on Saturday." I got to meet Denney's boy. It was good to see him and his boy(s) running around the house. Thank God I ain't the father. I'd go insane with 3 kids running around and 1 on the way.

Chris: This comment has nothing to do with Carl Denney at all. In fact, I had an interesting encounter with the video relay interpreter today. At first, I met a guy in the chat room. Talked for a while, this guy impressed me enough -- he wanted me to play with him and his boyfriend sometimes this week. Name is Chris. He wanted me to come over for a dinner ... and if things go well, we engage in menage a trois. Told me to call him to arrange the date and all that. I agreed. Chris mentioned that his partner is Steve. I thought it was all right. Called the video relay service, they asked me who and what number do I need to reach. I said, "Chris and Steve and XXX-XXX-XXXX".

The relay interpreter smiled and said, "Calling Christine and Stanley". I interrupted, "No, they are Chris and Steve." The female interpreter said, "Wait, they are a couple, right? They have to be Christine and Steve." I said, "Excuse me, I said they are CHRIS and STANLEY. They are gay! So am I! Just shut up and listen to me. Their names are CHRIS and STEVE!" I gave her the infamous look that made her cower before me.

The female relay interpreter profusely apologized and got in touch with the couple. I could not believe that this woman was trying to correct me. It was nice to chat with Chris and Steve -- we made the plans. Blah, blah and blah. Then we talked a little about sex itself, what limitations and all necessary stuff. It was absolutely weird watching the female interpreter to sign the sexual words to me but that was part of her job. I felt grossed out. I quickly IMmed Beth that I can't believe I'm having the dialogue with this interpreter about the menage a trois to the couple. She went ROTFLMAO on me.

Usually, I can do this via the TDD where I do not have to see the relay operator's facial expressions and they never knew who I am. But I can see the interpreter's face, and her seeing me! That was too ... personal. Oh, yeah, the appointment is for Wednesday.

Note: The comments above has been corrected to protect the names at my wish.

Watergate Scandal: I'm sure you heard all about the Watergate Scandal, the Deep Throat identity and GW Bush's idiotic comments that he is curious to look in this subject -- I'm like, "Whoa, I learned about it in high school and you did not?"

Some lambasted W. Mark Felt for not following the procedures. Well, Nixon was corruptive. He will go as far as to bury the secrets in order to get what he wanted. Even go as far as to convince the FBI to keep it quiet. W. Mark Felt made sure that it won't be silenced. For that, he is the true American hero. GW Bush can kiss my fag ass. So does the idiotic Patrick Buchanan!

On the same subject, many news outlets kept on showing the face of W. Mark Felt on television, papers, internet and magazines. Like many gay men across the nation, my eyes kept on darting towards the guy on the right side behind the old geezer. W. Mark Felt's grandson. Is he HOT?!

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Name is Nick Jones. I think he's going to be famous in the long run. Stay tuned.

R-

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Richmond's City Hall

When I was a kid, I always thought this building in Richmond was gorgeous. This 22-stories high building is known as the City Hall of Richmond.

But when I grew up and get to travel all over the nation -- I realized that this building is pretty cheap in comparison with this in Atlanta, this in Los Angeles, this in San Francisco, that in Winston-Salem, that in Miami, that in Seattle, there in Philadelphia, and there in New York.

Anyway, two years ago, the City Hall in Richmond was falling apart. IN fact, the rock as big as a ruler landed on the sidewalk from the building itself. It was time for a massive renovation. And I was stunned to see the new look of City Hall.

Nice but guess what? That won't convince me to go back to Richmond. I spit at thee.

R-

Like Mother, Like Daughter

You know who the nutty Anne Heche is? Anne Heche used to be with Ellen DeGeneres before she went haywire and some farmer found her wandering around saying that she is God near Fresno, California few years ago.

Then few weeks later, after emerging from the psychiatric hospital, she emerged as ... a brand-new heterosexual woman in love with some freak who once worked for Ellen DeGeneres.

Like I care.

But after reading this article, it makes sense why she's nuts. It is because her parents are nuts as well!

You see, Anne's Daddy died of AIDS because he tried to be heterosexual by marrying Mommy, but ended up cheating on Mommy frequently and contracted HIV/AIDS. Sounds familiar?

And this Mommy claimed that you STILL can be heterosexual if you turn to Jesus Christ. This woman obviously did not learn a thing or two with their past -- many Ex-Gays quietly sneaked to gay bars after proclaiming that they are now straight. They often sneaked to the adult bookstores to kneel down and give men blowjobs then come home with sperm in their mouth, mouthed words: "Honey, I'm home. Gimme a kiss!"

Get a grip, fags. Accept the reality. Wake up and smell the coffee -- once you sucked a cock, there is no turning back.

Now I have to try to pull Jefff into accepting that I'm his butt-pirate. Any feedbacks? ;-)

R-

Friday, June 03, 2005

Stuff To Talk About

Why.I.Hate.DC: This is fun blogsite to read. It is matter of time before James F touched a subject related to Deaf people on his blogsite. But heck, enjoy what you can on this blogsite. Many of them are so TRUE about the District but know what? Very few of us will ever leave the District, physically or spiritually!

Fuck the Cops: A friend of mine requested for the interpreter at the bail hearing, the cops decided to charge him for not being cooperative. See? When a Deaf person asked for the interpreter to ensure that no misunderstandings will occur, the cops decided that s/he is being uncooperative. As soon as he gets his case dismissed, I told my friend to file a lawsuit against the city of Falls Church for denying his repeated requests to have an interpreter during the hearing. This is one of MANY reasons why I despised the cops. I will never honor nor respect a police officer by any means. They do not deserve an iota of compassion or respect from me at all. They will be always viewed with suspicion and contempt on my part. Screw you, cops.

Mom's Alert: After reading why.i.hate.dc's blogsite, I finally got on the videophone and chatted with Mom, she alerted me that Bettie and Olin Creasy's son, Mark Creasy was somewhat "killed" in Alexandria off the bike trail. I quickly checked this entry that was written by James F, sure enough -- it was the same person, Mark Creasy. You see, Mark Creasy was 48 years old CODA of late Bettie and Olin J. Creasy of Staunton, Virginia. Both were Deaf but Mark is CODA (Child of Deaf Adults). In fact, Bettie was my houseparent at VSDB for some years. I regarded her as my surrogate grandmother. She spoiled me along with Kathy Hughes and Kim Akens, all Deaf as well. Making my life at VSDB very easy one.

When Olin died in 1990, Bettie was heartbroken and few weeks later, she died as well. Now her son was found dead last Saturday, because the death itself appeared not to be of natural causes, the autopsy is being pending. This is not the way it should be for the Creasy generations. They do not deserve this.

Now, look at my Mom, she alerted me. She is not the exact Internet Queen but she knew how to access the information across the region of who's who did this, that and there. She beats me to it. If you wondered how I acquired some information, blame it on Mom. She is the professional one. Now I can imagine seeing her sign, "STOP BLAME ME FINISH SICK OF YOU PEOPLE NOW LOOK AT ME ME SO EMBARRASSED NOW FINISH!!" Ahh, that's Mom, for sure.

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