Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Charley, Frances and ... Ivan?

I am assuming that the weather is on our side against the Republicans. More and more hurricanes are hitting Florida until the residents decided that hurricanes are terrorists and that Bush did not do anything to protect them from these crazed-radical storms from bulldozing their state repeatedly, they will come to their senses and punch their ballots for John Kerry.

Only time will tell.

But I have a strong suspicion that President Bush already captured Osama bin Laden but is being secretive until late October in time for a surprise to wreck the election in his favor.

Don't look at me if I'm right, honey.


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