What A World -- Woe Unto Idiots!

Johnny Knoxville Is My Type: I must admit that Johnny Knoxville turned me on. I thought it was interesting that the OUT Magazine voted him to be the Coolest Straight Guy of the Year. There is an interesting tidbit that I read in this week's New York HX Magazine tonight about Johnny Knoxville's attitude approach with gay men. It makes me want him so bad.

Not that Knoxville has to wait for another Dukes movie to get a same-sex kiss - or more. “One night I was in a bar in downtown New York,” he recalls, “and this big guy, a real personal-space invader, comes up and puts his arm around me and goes, ‘I would love to fuck your ass so much - I’m your biggest fan.’ I was like, ‘Wow, thank you!’ And he makes his arm tighter around my neck. It’s like prison. At least fondle me a little before you go straight to fucking my ass! I think he wanted me to be his bottom bitch! Splendor in the ass!”

Indeed, I would.

Oil Prices Now Close to $65, Only $35 Left To Go: I suspect the Bush Administration has been allowing the oil prices to make a lot of gains close to $65 a barrel, perhaps just to make profits. Because the numbers of administrators including GW Bush invested/owned/ran the oil companies ... when they are done with the presidency, they are going to reap the harvest that they invested in these stocks. At this pace, it won't surprise me that we will reach $70 by December due to the "winter season", then $75 due to the "thunderstorms associated with spring season", then $80 due to hurricanes and terrorist attacks, then ... Ahh, fiddle while Rome burns.

I'll Never Abandon My Stupid Hearie! This is insane. How can a husband drive 210 miles and six hours later before realizing that his wife was left at the gas service station?! This husband should expect no sex for weeks.

Gimme an I! Gimme a D! Gimme an I! ...: Ever heard of telling the girls to write it down? No, they had to chant it out loud!

This Is Cool! I just saw this on television. I could not believe it. So I went ahead and googled it -- bingo, it is there. I actually saw the session where one person led the co-workers to sit in a circle. Then start to laugh which led the others to laugh. Laughter is contagious. It even gets to a point where the person who filmed the session had to flee the group because he could not breathe -- he was laughing so hard that he cried and started to breathe hard. The whole purpose of this is to break stress in workplace settings in which it brings happiness to one's daily life. Such a brilliant idea! I'll be sure to host one for BnB Inn some day!

Thousands Attended Gunter's Funeral: Thousands of people came to pay their final respects to Sue Gunter who died of Emphysema at 66. According to this article, it was positive and lightening somber with stories to tell about Gunter's love of life. It was certainly nice to read. She will be buried in Walnut Grove, Mississippi next to her parents. One interesting tidbit about this is that Gunter specifically requested that anyone donate money go to the Alzheimers Service. Alzheimers instead of Emphysema? Because her mother was a victim of Alzheimers.

Confidential to McWeenie: I'm not impressed that you mentioned your wife has 1/32nd American Native in her. Not even the United States Government would be impressed nor cared about that, m'dear. Let me guess, your wife said that her 1/32nd is from Cherokee, like many said.

Until then, cheers!

R-

And You Wonder Why California Tax Is High

From what I knew all along, California has one of the nation's highest tax in almost everything else. And yet, the state of California was financially in shambles.

The voters decided to get replace Gov. Davis with new Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger not a long time ago -- I really do not care about Califunny's problems, really.

What did Arnie accomplish so far? Not much, come to think of this.

You know, I saw the film recently -- one person said, "If you can't govern yourself, what makes you think you can govern the nation?"

I think this article just takes the cake.

R-

Even My Frat Brothers Thought I Was Odd

At Gallaudet, my fraternity's famous bratwursts which was barbarically devoured by many students. It was and still is the most popular thing to eat during Homecoming Day, CobraFest, Oktoberfest and among few events, especially during or after the drinking binge.

All of my fraternity brothers devoured when they can. Except me.

I gag at the smell of bratwurst. I simply cannot bring myself to munch one. I prefer hot dogs over the bratwursts. Even some fraternity brothers threatened me that during the retreats, they'll forcefeed me. They always fail at it. I just thought it was barf thing to eat.

Even my friends criticized me -- how can I join the fraternity and not eat its fraternity trademark? So fucking what. I like my friends, I did not join up for the bratwursts!

Yes, I cooked it. I prepped the preparations for others to munch. But you will never see me eat a bratwurst. Never-r-r-rrrr!

On the same note, this 99-pound woman, Sonya Thomas, munched 35 bratwursts in 10 minutes! And to top it all, there are famine in Africa, hunger on six continents, poverty problems all over the world and we have this organization?

Sonya Thomas, at 99-pound woman, held 24 titles in different categories including Asparagus -- one thing for sure, her urine stinks!

Cheers,

R-

A Minor Confession To Make

I am the child of Generation X. I may be the only Deaf person of GenX that has not visited DisneyWorld or Disneyland.

There you got it. That is the confession I am making at this point. My parents juggled with six children could not afford to take the family to DisneyWorld plus hotel, transportation and food.

We merely went to Busch Gardens' The Old Country, Paramount Kings Dominion and several Six Flags amusement parks.

My siblings, Hedy, Gary and Lily finally visited the elusive DisneyWorld while I simply never did. Even worse, nearly all of my friends went to DisneyWorld or Disneyland at one point -- you will be so Americanized if you visit at least one Disney-owned park. But I did not even to visit one.

My cousins went to DisneyWorld as well.

Chlms & Jon went to DisneyWorld with Zoe, not only that her in-laws worked at DisneyWorld. I did not even visit the place.

I had an online chat with PJ who recently went on a vacation with his daughter and wife to DisneyWorld. I still had not visited DisneyWorld!

Few friends from Florida lived near Orlando. I still had not capitalized to check out the DisneyWorld!

Even the worst part is that Manny's mother works at DisneyWorld -- Manny did not offer me the pass to get in the park! What a frugal. Haha. Actually, I'm lying -- his mother and I never met but she gave Manny a gift for me for X-Mas which is nice of her to do that.

The whole point is that ... everyone after Generation X seems to have some kind of requirements that I did not know -- you gotta visit DisneyWorld or you are not just an ordinary American. I guess that makes me non-conformist at its best, eh?

Cheers,

R-

Peter Jennings 1938 - 2005 - UPDATE

When I grew up, I rarely watched the NBCNEWS and CBSNEWS mainly because they are not captioned. Peter Jennings and his ABCNEWS was the first national news that has the 30-minute captioning for Deaf people and others who needed to read in order to follow up with the current events.

By leaping the giant step in live captioning, it became a model for others to follow up the stanrdards. CNN, Headline News, FoxNews, MSNBC, CNBC, CBSNEWS and NBCNEWS plus hundreds of local TV stations are now captioned. It is not an option, it is a requirement.

Peter Jennings was heavy smoker, he died of Lung Cancer at 67.

An interesting tidbit about Peter Jennings' ABCNEWS during his tenure, Greg Hlibok, one of four Deaf President Now Movement leaders at Gallaudet, was the first Deaf person to be named on ABCNEWS' Person of the Week. If it was not for The Washington Post and the ABCNEWS, the attention that DPN Protest would not have evolve into the national spotlight.

Plus, Ted Koppel's NIGHTLINE which hosted the debate between Elisabeth Zinser, Greg Hlibok (with female voice interpreter) and Marlee Matlin (with male voice interpreter) that ended up on a sour note. During the hour-long of NIGHTLINE, Hlibok was impressive to a point where Elizabeth Zinser decided to resign, according to The Week The World Heard Gallaudet by Jack Gannon.

Either way, Peter Jennings' persistent attention to the DPN during the week of March, 1988 inadvertently helped us to achieve the goals tremendously in breaking barriers for Deaf people and other minority groups.

Not only that, I recalled seeing Peter Jennings during the Gallaudet Commencement in 1991. He was quite nice, from what I was told by others.

You know, if not for Peter Jennings and ABCNEWS' WORLD NEWS TONIGHT, my parents probably will pick up the current events only on the newspapers. I mean, they probably will not know if Los Angeles was gone in the massive quake until the next morning!

How awful is that?! With the live captions, it makes our accessibility easier and possible.

Godspeed, Peter Jennings.

R-

UPDATE: It is tragic to demonstrate how stupid McWeenie is when he wrote on his blog about Peter Jennings, I do not want to link to that blogsite so I'm going to quote what he said:

Peter Jennings dies at age 67 in his home from lung cancer. He was an admitted smoker and smoked over 9/11.

Did 9/11 event ultimately put a path to his fateful destiny?

What?! Is this 'tard thing to say?! Peter was heavy smoker all of his adult life until 20 years ago in 1985 then he resumed again after 9/11. Lung Cancer probably was building up from the decades of heavy smoking, it was not 9/11 that did the deed, idiot! Common sense dictated that the lung cancer itself must have a long-term abuse for decades, not one day of current events that triggered his cancer!

I think it is important to remind how idiotic these wanna-be bloggers want to put stuff on the Internet!

8.7.05 Tidbits

A Friend Asked Me A Question: A friend asked me about the $7,890,477,420,684.06 deficit which the United States Government owed. In other words, it is $7.8 trillion dollars in debt that our government had on their hands. My friend asked, "To whom do we owe?" I was not sure. I checked around -- I was bit amused, 40 percent of the debt goes back to our government -- in other words, we owed it to our own government! AS for sixty percent of the debt, the foreign investors, banks, insurance companies and private entities. I'd like to know who incorporated the sixty percent of the debt. My bet is that many of them are from Saudi Arabia.

AMERICAblog's Michael of New York Got It Right: Michael wrote this entry and added that GW "Bush must be thinking, 'How Quaint!'". He is absolutely right. Yes, the UK is swift in arresting people who were suspected related to the terrorist bombings. The UK is also swift in charging them with offenses and provide the due process in timely manner. We have hundreds of suspects in our country, Cuba, Afghanistan, Iraq and many more that has been detained for years without being charged at all. By itself, the UK is more civilized and reasonable than we are. To have courage, we have to do the right thing. That is to charge the suspects with an offense and provide the due process under the law. Period.

Another Boy Scout Incident: God must have a bad bone with Boy Scouts! I just read an email from a friend of mine who forwarded the article about the Salt Lake City Boy Scout who went missing last year and presumed to be dead. The family decided to organize a search for his remains but failed to find after three days. The family decided not to do it again. Ahh, well.

SCOTUS Appointee Roberts' Adoption Background: Many Conservatives are in uproar after learning that New York Times has been looking into SCOTUS Appointee John Roberts' adoption records. John Roberts adopted two children. When I first learned of this, I thought it was no big deal. But when the Conservatives said that it is invasion of privacy, something was wrong with the picture. My guts were trying to tell me that they were full of shit. But I could not pinpoint on why my feelings did this until I read this entry by DowntownLad. Bingo! DowntownLad is absolutely correct in this manner. Not only that, there are evidence that some adoptions were done illegally, especially with the families that has money, prestige and power. I do not see any reason not to check around the adoption records.

After all, they demanded the information about President Clinton's penis during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. What is the difference in this manner? Absolutely nothing, really. Appointee John Roberts is now a public figure, subjected to deal with this. If he has nothing to hide, then he is good to go.

GW Bush, Send Your Kids To War! GW Bush claimed to feel sadness for the parents of dead soldiers. Prove it. None of his clan served in the United States Armed Forces. When a mother asked to see GW Bush in Crawford, Texas about her feelings related to the war, she was denied and kept at bay by the secret service agents. Bush's associates talked to the mother and expressed GW Bush's "sorrow". What the fuck?

Was it me who read a recent article where GW Bush said he is looking forward to go back home on a vacation and to re-connect with the folks in Texas? Oh, he meant to re-connect with HIS people?

The mother of a dead soldier claimed that the secret service agent made an indirect threat that they may be hit by the agents' cars on the highway where the mother stood outside and refused to leave until she sees GW Bush. As usual, the agents denied.

UPDATE: According to DailyKos, Cindy Sheehan, the mother of dead soldier, was informed by the secret service that on Thursday, she is a threat to the national security and will be arrested if she kept on coming back for a meeting with GW Bush. Check this link.

Schuylkill River Trail: There is a trail along the Schuylkill River from Norristown to Philadelphia which is 10.5 miles long. Since I hadn't ride a bicycle in five years, I wonder if it is unwise to take a morning cycle to Downtown for a guy who hasn't ride a bicycle in years. The trail is not hilly, it's pretty much level al the way to Downtown. Feedback?!

Cool, cool and cool! Remember this entry I talked about my houseparent at deaf school whom I enjoyed immensely? I was told by another friend of mine that this particular family that Kathy Hughes often mentioned to me during my times at VSDB about their organic food. The family sets up its own website so that others can purchase via the Internet. I think it is absolutely wonderful. Thanks to Sonny for the hat tip.

Cheers,

R-

Now This Is One Rabid Sports Nut!

Eggs sent me the email with the link to this article. Being the sports fan of certain teams, I can empathize Chris Offord ... only to an extent.

I personally cannot stand people interrupting me when I am watching Virginia Women's Basketball and Football teams. Just wait until the commercials, please! If Virginia lost a game and you came to me and said, "Good game." -- I will torture you to no end. A loss is always bad. Tell me if you saw the record books that says something like this??

Harvard: 9/15/00 V. Stanford L 91-90 - Good game

One time back in January, 1991 -- my ex and I went to watch Virginia women play Penn State. UVa was ranked No. 1, Penn State No. 4. In the first half, Penn State roared to a shocking 16-point lead, 42-26. Then Virginia frantically raced back into the game and seized an 1-point lead, 71-70 with 4.8 seconds left. Penn State inbounded the ball and passed to the accursed one, Shelly Caplinger who nailed the 3-pointer at the buzzer to upset No. 1 Virginia, 73-71. I was devastated, pissed off and all these jumbling emotions rolling into me. Never mind, it was the first game that I attended which ended the game at the buzzer.

My ex, Todd did not care much for the game but he was there just to be with me. He said, "Good game." I gave him the stare that freaked him out -- I refused to cuddle, kiss or fuck him for days. He apologized profusely.

Looking back, I was 17! I was a teenager! But the passion is there. Today, I still have my quirks when it comes to Virginia games. Many who knew me in person can confirm this. I grew up a little when it comes to that sport. I will get mad for an hour or two, but after that, I'm OK. Even if a guy asked me to cuddle, I'll not reject it. But I still loathed Connecticut and Tennessee.

So when Chris Offord was watching ESPN and his wife pleaded him to get in bed to cuddle -- he was plainly nuts. What were he thinking?!

I am Scorpio! I love sex. I love to cuddle, kiss and everything! In fact, if someone offers me to cuddle him/her, I will forsake one night of ESPN SportsCenter for that. I guess I was harsh to my ex when I was 17 -- sometimes I laugh at that, sometimes I regret the way I did to him. He did not deserve it at all. I'd give anything to get that kiss and heavy hugs-duty from my ex anyday.

C'est la vie.

R-

An Open Message To Lunatics

Amy Kurz(etard) has been relentless, for months, that I was the owner or AntiAmyKurz.blogspot.com -- the truth is far from that. When I learned of this, I thought it was hilarious. I contributed nothing -- sure, the owners of that blogsite took my words and contents to attack her.

Amy was determined that I was the one who sets it up along with few others. Naturally, I got tired of her rantings and stopped talking about it. But since she decided to set up a new anti-ridor blog (second so far) trying to tar who I am with whatever she can think of. I'm sure most of them are untrue. Amy and I knew each other for only 6 months more than a decade ago and she claimed that I'm her best friend! You decide.

Now, I decided to take the screenshot of my dashboard on blogger.com to prove that I own and operate only ONE blogsite. Two persons other than me already accessed to my blog can verify that I operate only one blog if they want to.

Here is the screenshot. Will it stop Amy from making further accusations? Doubtful.



Cheers,

R-

Love This Dialogue!

This can be found in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, as Felicia tried to tell a joke that she believed Bernadette would laugh so hard that her eyelashes will curl itself.

Bernadette slowly stared at Felicia, "Do tell us this hilarious joke, Felicia."

Felicia then said, "There was this Indian tribe named Fukawie, and the son of the Great Indian Chief asked him a question that bothered him -- why is my friend Little Hawk named "Little Hawk" -- ?"

Bernadette shot and interrupted Felicia, "And the father said, 'What do you want to know, Two Dogs Fucking?'"

Priceless dialogue.

R-

Gary Hates ...

My brother, Gary and I, as students of VSDB, learned about the drug abuse through its local police department's DARE program, a program pushed by former First Lady Nancy Reagan -- remember the infamous, "Just say No!"

What an idiot.

I heard that the majority of DARE graduates ended up doing the stuff because they knew the names and all that information to get around. Boosted the business as well. I cannot speak for them but I can speak for myself. I think if not for DARE, I would have a hard time finding or identifying what kind of persons to get in touch with to buy something.

Thanks to DARE, I was able to know the ups and downs of drugs.

I think I can speak the same thing about my brother. My brother, at the age of 9, was vehemently against the drugs. You can see the picture of his drawing for The Virginia Guide which was printed in 1985. Such a priceless one. I plan to rub this to his face just for fun.



Please note that today, I still do not understand the piece of art on the top right -- can anyone make a wild guess of what it is?!

So much for the pothead brother I have.

Cheers,

R-

Bitch Session IX

This entry is my 1,215th entry since 2003. Not bad, eh?

Disclaimer: Many comments were simply copied and pasted from emails sent to me from many readers who has something to tell of their feelings, regardless of what one feels about the other.. I am not responsible for the comments that hurts your feelings. If you do not like the comments, you reserve the right to defend yourself by responding back in the next session. If you complain, talk to me. I cannot reveal the sources at all. Many threatened me about information that were posted on Bitch Sessions in the past, but I never revealed the sources -- mainly because it does not matter at all. After all, I honor the confidentiality clause that I swore in the first place.

The heat during the last two weeks of July are getting to many readers, obviously. This is much cheaper than going to therapy sessions, really. Enjoy the bitchin'!

R-

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People sucks at communicating, it pisses me off to no end! Just a second or two of your time and effort to communicate better would save a lot of unneccessary crap. Fuck you all.

Seriously, Wojnar, your cock's too small for you to fuck the judge. You're no lawyer!

Jeb, believing a pathological liar in Timo does not make you credible at all. Besides, who would believe YOU considering the fact that your brother was in jail for molesting a little boy?!

It is not attractive when one is talking to the other and Matt Anderson interrupted the whole thing by groping someone during the conversation. Matt, grow up. Oh, by the way, you're not cute. You're hideous. That is why people were gawking at you.

Someone needs to pipe down. Sometimes oil mixes with water. Please put that fire out.

Jeb Baldridge, refusing to wear condom is offensive, telling your girlfriend that you insist to bareback despite her objections are demeaning to her dignity. Jasmin should dump you instanteously -- at least, you can run back to Timo Worthylake for all I care! After all, you guys sleep on the same bed for the last 5 years -- what's THAT?!

So, Podlaha, still sensitive about your fingers? Has anyone said anything about your dick yet?

Ring a bell, people. Raise the dead. So many prudes, so little energy. Jessica? Yes.

Dorian Yanke is one hot stud. I want to suck some gorilla out of him. His ass is so solid that I am sure it is tight.

Letter to A Royal Asshole: a.k.a. Jeff Panasuik:
Dump your boyfriend if you want. Shit happens and relationships end. That's Life. Maybe you'll find the one, maybe you won't. But when you dump somebody, at least have the decency to clean up YOUR own shit. How do you expect your ex- boyfriend to move on if he's still stuck with your dog and cat? He spent money on their vet visits, updated shots that YOU left expired for the past 2 years, and spends money on dog/cat food every week. He can't find a roommate because nobody likes the dog YOU left behind. Why should it be his problem? It was your dog and still is YOUR dog. You've partied hard for the past few months- had fun at gay pride, watch dozens of movie, and have plenty of hot sex sessions with Mr. Morden. Not a problem. Take a day out of that routine, go pick up your goddamn dog, and find a home for him, please. So that your ex can move on and start enjoying life with his new boyfriend. What I hear is: The roommate's going nuts having to listen to the bitch sessions and feeling stuck in between where she really just wants to mind her own business and worry about her own life, not yours and least of all, not your dog. Be a man. A real man. Your daddy abandoned you. You abandoned your dog. Anybody detect a pattern here? You're no better than a deadbeat daddy that won't pay child support, won't pay for health care, and won't visit his kids. You're a son of a bitch. Wake up. Nobody likes you anymore except for the dog and cat. They, amazingly enough, miss you.
Adios, the Fat Gay Guy.

Sung Park, got a problem with RT's blog? Speak to him, not to anyone else but to RT!

Alan Rothhie has 101 faces, more than the 3 faces of eve. Bitch! He fakes with people and talks only to "beautiful" people. Your inside is empty. Only your skin is keeping your body and mind together. May you rot in hell, you sneaky manipulative 101 face bitch.

Nearly everybody at Gallaudet says they're underpaid but seriously, I see them as overpaid workers.

Christian, I am very very very very disappointed in you for trying to hide behind few names to say things to Ridor. Your words meant nothing. I am very proud of you for owning yourself up and confessing to the Great Ridor of All! Hope you learned your lesson to NOT fuck with the legendary Deaf Gay Militant. As he said, observe but do not interfere. Need to take another English class to understand that statement?

Did anyone notice that the 2005 RAD Conference Co-Chair, Ricky Drake's haircut? That old geezer needs to be mentioned that having a Mohawk is for Halloween, kids or Natives but not an old geezer fag like him. Anyone volunteer to do that?

Dear Chris, congratulations on your new job!

MK - you're the best!

Clifford Terry, you'll do a great deal of community service if you commit yourself to the mental ward at St. Elizabeth's Hospital. Using your usher's syndrome to shield others from telling their point of views is despicable and you knew it and abused it as well!

Best wishes for a speedy optimistic recovery, Alec.

Bob Donaldson has mental problems, FYI. I personally live in Columbus where Bob is -- he is mentally ill! He tends to fabricate stories to gain his notoriety among his peers. He terrorized others when nobody agreed with him! He has been seeing a therapist and is nuts in many ways! It was no secret that he was hospitalized for things that goes on in his mind. It did not surprise me that Bob would pretend an idea that Ridor made a threat. But that is so TYPICAL of BOB DONALDSON!

Marla - you are big magpie in gossip deaf community. Keep your beak shut and big nose out of people's businesses sometimes. Your heart is big and your mouth and nosiness are even more big!

Quiztar is pyramid-scheme that has nothing of value -- it will drain your finances and why is Gallaudet Administration allowing the staff/faculty doing this on the campus? Shame on some professors at Gallaudet (you know who I am talking about, professors!) that tried to pressure other professors to sign up for an illegal pyramid-scheme craps. Somebody report them to the proper authorities, please.

Wojnar, you are so busted! You're so fucked. RT is going to take care of you in his own time!

Eww, who wants Barbara Hathaway? That's why she settled for old woman like Karen Rosenthal. Because NOBODY wanted them both -- so they stay together, licking each other to no end. Here is the picture of her! BARF! NO SANE LESBIAN WANTS TO TOUCH HER -- THANK GOD FOR DEAF LESBIAN FESTIVAL, BARBARA WILL NEVER TAKE OVER OUR ORGANIZATION! THAT IS WHY SHE IS WORKING WITH RAD INSTEAD OF DLF! HAHAHAHA!

Diane - stop using your friends! I do not like you, bitch!

I wish I was that someone else in the sling!

Duva Boy in San Diego, how can you own a restaurant and not remember the name of the restaurant? Evidently, you hadn't changed a thing -- you still lie. The garbage heap that you left behind is eyesore. Clean up your act, for Pete's sake!

What is point of vegan? You fooling your body and mind. Eat little meat, and u more healthy. Plus, money save.

On MySpace.com, when you're showing off your shirtless body and/or posing in your underwear with an idle hand slipping inside, and you claim to be straight?! No, no, honey. You are very, VERY gay!

Jenny rocks big time! Rock on, girl!

RAD 2007 Atlanta already advertised. And it is cheaper than DC -- way to go, Henry Carter! I bet that RAD 2007 Atlanta will be three times better than DC.

I love Ryan Commersion with all my heart. Serious.

Robert Hawkins would make a perfect Roehmosexual.

Someone ought to call Charmin and have them deliver RAD a truckload!

Christian Wojnar, now the hapless fool, I WARNED YOU -- RT WOULD FIND A WAY TO BEAT YOU SOONER OR LATER! My condelences to you, Christian.

Alan, stop being a very judgmental and condescending person!

Brian & Alan, congratulations on your upcoming wedding!

Finally RAD got a really diverse and honest judges for the Pageant. About time!!!

The Heights Apartments,
f*$k you f@3k you f*:k you,
A-31

Fuck you all, u are just mad that I do sleep around!

Tim Acosta is a fat fuck who likes to beat the shit out of people weaker than he is, especially his wife!

Bradley Gantt is HOT. If he goes to Gallaudet and you see the smoke billowing out of Kendall Green, it is because women (and men) will chase after that boy. Mark my words! Be still, my cock! Damn you -- gotta go to play with it.

Weird News To Read

Test the Potomac & Hudson River! This article said that the Po River in Northern Italy which goes through Milan and Turin, was tested positive for cocaine. How? Apparently, lots of people snorted then later, they piss in the urinals which led the urine into the sewage and into Po River. Cool. They need to do the same thing in Hudson River and Potomac River -- I'm sure it will go off the charts.

Licking The Blood Wounds Is No-No! In Bend, Oregon -- a football coach was reprimanded by the school board for licking a student's bleeding wounds. Too bizarre for my taste.

Now There Is Jewish Terrorist? When this particular Jewish person decided to shoot 4 Palestinians, that was an act of terrorism but the news was quickly subdued and the focus shifted from him killing four Palestinians to his being lynched by the Arab residents. Why change the focus? Whose fault was it?

Conservative Crybabies! Did you hear about Robert Novak? The conservative commentator for CNN snapped at Democrat James Carville during CNN's "Inside Politics" and walked off the set during the live exchange on TV. Was it the Conservatives, for years, who lambasted at Liberals for being a crybaby? Look at Robert Novak, he whined like a fucking crybaby. Grow a spine then come back. On second thought, don't come back!

No Ronald Reagan Boulevard! Enough is enough. Ronald Reagan is NOT the God. Ronald Reagan caused the deficit to balloon during the Cold War struggles. Ronald Reagan, contrary to the popular beliefs, did not end the Cold War! When the union for commercial planes called for a strike which many flight attendants, pilots, workers associated with airlines walked out -- Ronald Reagan had them all fired and replaced. Suddenly, the pathetic Congress insisted that we change the Washington National Airport to honor this fool! The unions represented the true Americans, not Reagan! Then there is this stupid International Trade Center on Pennsylvania Avenue NW which the Congress insisted that it be named for Ronald Reagan. Now the Congress are working on a bill to rename the 16th Street as Ronald Reagan Boulevard -- and guess what? The DC residents does not want it at all. It is their town, not the Congressmen's towns.

My Sister's Drawing: I was cleaning up the books in one of my boxes, I stumbled upon the old issue of The Virginia Guide and saw my sister's artwork -- I thought I'd share this with y'all just to lighten up the moods. Enjoy!

Cheers,

R-

Remember Sue Gunter?

Last February, I wrote this entry because I wanted people to know who Sue Gunter is. She is exceptional woman in her own right. She made a huge impact on many players, especially with the inner-city women.

Not only that, when she was diagnosed with Emphysema two years ago, she did not hesitate to turn her program to her assistant coach Dana "Pokey" Chatman, a female African-American who did not blink her eye in the face of adversity as she took the team to win the SEC Championship by routing Tennessee Lady Volunteers and plowed her way to the school's first Final Four appearance. The most recent season, Dana once again led the school to its second consecutive appearance in Final Four where they were upset by the upstarts in Baylor.

Sue Gunter, the Basketball Hall of Fame Coach, has died at the age of 66 this morning in Baton Rouge, Louisiana after a long period of battling Emphysema.

Sue Gunter was and is still the influential woman and a true pioneer in making what the sport is as of today. If not for Sue's trademark frantic defensive pressures, there will be only one team that could plow anyone else in the nation -- that is Tennessee. Sue managed to exorcise the Hell out of Pat Summitt's Lady Volunteers year in and out with the limited talents Sue could use.

By seeing Sue Gunter making the use of limited talents, it gave the sense of hope to many players who could not play for Tennessee but against Tennessee. The result is that many players are able to choose different schools instead of going only to Tennessee.

One word: Parity. Sue Gunter was not the only instrumental coach that brought the parity to the sport but she certainly played a huge role in this manner. She managed to keep Seimone Augustus home away from Tennessee's lure.

Sue, you did a great job. Nobody in the sport will forget you. Rest in peace, Sue.

Here are few pictures of Sue Gunter in action. You can see how intense she is when she is coaching Louisiana State University Women's Basketball team.


Tennessee's Pat Summitt and LSU's Sue Gunter

"Damn you, Zebra! Here is my Cajun stare!"

Update: Dana "Pokey" Chatman is taking care of Sue Gunter's memorial and funeral services, as per Sue Gunter's wishes. That did not surprise me at all. She believed in Dana "Pokey" Chatman's abilities to do what is right for her, her program and everyone else. Godspeed, Sue.

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Joan Collins Is No Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter

I am utterly amused by the whole article by Joan Collins, who starred as the cunning vixexn Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter on the famed show called DYNASTY some years ago.

She penned the comments for the UK Daily Mail, claimed that the destruction of the Great Britain will not come from outside, but inside.

Among her rants is this line:

As Percy held the door open to let me through, a 6ft tall, middle-aged, horse-faced male pushed past me, trod on the hem of my dress and rushed outside to climb into the taxi that the doorman had waiting for us

Oh? Joan went on to bitchin' that this guy walked by her as if she is nobody and "trod" on the hem of her dress! That guy should trod bit longer so that Joan can shred her dress that she can afford to buy 100 wardrobes with it!

But on a general note, Joan is correct when it comes to civility.

Tomato, care to explain? Are you the one that Joan Collins was referring as "middle-aged, horse-faced male"?

*ducking tomatoes*

Cheers,

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What's Wrong With This Picture?

The Corps of Discovery

Some people argued that the concept of diversity do not work because it will only lead divisiveness. Not really. I supported the concept of diversity to an ... extent. I heard some whining comments from Republicans, Conservatives and Xians who accused Liberals, Democrats and other minority groups for not being diverse enough to include them.

Last time I knew, liars is not part of diversity!

But I digress. Let's run back to 1804. Thomas Jefferson decided to send an expedition through the lands which Bonaparte Napoleon sold to the United States also known as The Louisiana Purchase. Needless to say, many of you were taught that William Clark and Meriwether Lewis led the expedition to the Pacific Ocean. They were also led not only by a woman but also the Native American, Sacagawea.

Among the members of the Corps of Discovery is John Cotler, this guy was born and raised near Staunton, Virginia -- where I attended the deaf school. John Cotler was the first caucasian that walked around the region with geysers and stuff like that and came back to report the findings to Lewis & Clark. They thought John Cotler was nuts or something. The folks then termed Cotler's tales as "Cotler's Hell". The place that John Cotler described is now known as Yellowstone National Park!

However, what is wrong with this picture above? Actually, there is nothing wrong with it -- you can see African American slave York, French Canadian Toussaint Charbonneau, Native American woman Sacagawea working with John Cotler, Meriwether Lewis and William Clark. This image is the perfect example of what diversity is all about.

Update: Off the point but still consistent with the remarks that I wrote this week -- another Boy Scout is dead, apparently, God is not done with the Boy Scouts. I should warn the male adolescents that joining the Boy Scouts is more likely to get them killed than joining the [insert the group]!

Update II: Don't forget to turn the comments in for Bitch Session IX -- due this Friday!

Cheers,

R-

Few Nasty Stuff To Knock You Out!

Irving's Flaccid Monster: A friend of mine who is heterosexual, told me that he is not ashamed to compare his penis with anyone else's penis. He said it is very normal to do that which I agreed with him 100%. Too bad, not many heterosexual men would admit that they do check men's packages to compare with themselves.

Anyway, my dear friend told me that he walked in the shower area where he saw this well-known person sporting a massive 7-inch flaccid monster. Suffice to say, he was in state of disbelief but covered his shock(ment) very well to a point where he exclaimed to me via the IM that the President of the local university is hung like a horse! I had to reassure him that being big at flaccid does not mean that it will spring a longer one -- it probably will inflate only, whereas some men has 4-inch flaccid dick but spring more than 7 or 8-inch dicks. So it is possible that this gentleman who leads the university has big one but it is ordinary one by any means -- I hope it is, for God's sake!

Speaking of Penis! Jeff Carlson can vouch this for me. This happened in Dr. Sharon Barnartt's class some years ago. Her class lectures can be so boring. Tiresome at times. I decided to walk out of the classroom to the bathroom to piss and throw some cold water in my face in Hall Memorial Building's south wing.

You know the bathroom in south wing has the handicapped bathroom on the left when you enter the bathroom -- I pulled the door open only to have it pulled back so hard that it slammed so loud.

There was a guy inside with his pants down wanking himself off. I was speechless. I only saw his pants down and all that, I could not see his face -- he managed to close the door so fast that I could not register who it was. Needless to say, the incident jolted me wide awake and went back to the classroom -- Jeff saw my wide-eyed face. He plied incessantly to tell him what happened.

I confessed in front of the students in the classroom -- it is easy to sign so fast that Dr. Barnartt could not register what I said in the classroom but everyone in the classroom was intrigued by what I said. So each time a guy passed by the classroom, everyone would yell or wave to get my attention so that I can identify his color pants and shirt, "Is that him?!"

I'd say, "No."

It happened about 3 or 4 times -- to a point where Dr. Barnartt was piqued with curiosity after seeing every student peeking at the door repeatedly. And she insisted that someone explain the whole thing. Everyone looked at me. I went ahead and told her everything in front of snickered students. Dr. Barnartt rolled her eyes and said, "It is OK to MASTURBATE!"

You should see how she signed that word. Jeff and I, along with everyone else in the classroom, nearly died of heavy laughters.

Football Season Is Coming! I enjoyed the college football season more than the NFL has to offer. I thought it was fitting that I insert the hot picture of a football player making out with a male cheerleader -- would that be a sight to behold in some Nebraska high school football field? Probably never in my lifetime.

Two So Far! It is interesting to know that not many people knew that they are offender of some sorts! A friend emailed me to check the link -- and I did follow up on this and over there. Interesting tidbits, though. But you are not allowed to intimidate, harass, threaten or harm these people because they *already* paid the price for this. This is public information -- and unfortunately, we can access to this information by any means.

Update: I neglected to mention that the offender on "this" link is also the die-hard Xian of Mark Wood's Cult. So much for "noble duty before God".

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Virginia Cavaliers

Category: Women's Basketball

Sonny Wasilowski?! Let's head down to Virgin Islands this coming Thanksgiving -- just you and me and maybe Lisa, eh? So we can watch Virginia play Minnesota once again in the Paradise Jam Tournament, eh?

What A Great Catch! North Carolina courted heavily for Monica Wright, a 5'11 guard from Northern Virginia who is rated anywhere between No. 2 to 10 in many publications, has signed with Virginia Cavaliers. Not many of you are fan of Virginia Cavaliers Women's Basketball but I am -- so here is the link!

Watch out, Duke & North Carolina -- the Queen of the Hills shall be back to reclaim the throne, you motherfuckers! Payback is going to be painful for Tar Heels and Dookies.

Yes, I'm staring at you guys!

Update: There is a comprehensive article about Monica Wright. She is the next Dawn Staley! With her along with Lindsey Hartig and Paulisha Kellum joining the bandwagon -- Virginia shall be back to the national prominence as deserved!

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My Domain, My Thoughts -- Get Used To It Or Else!

Look At That Guy's Crack! I seem to have the world's longest butt crack, even when I pull the jeans to cover it, it still barely covered the butt crack. It is tiresome when I get out of the swimming pool yesterday only to be shouted by Gus' mother to tell me to pull up. Alert -- beet red all over my face as Gus' nephews snickered. It is not the first time. Even Chlms would jolt me by pulling it up sometimes for me. I do not know why it kept on showing -- any tips to preserve my butt crack from being exposed to the world would be appreciated.

Aftermath Of Legalized Gay Marriage: This is going to be so TRUE!

Believe It Or Not: The hoopla surrounding the new film coming near your theatres is none other than The Dukes of Hazzard. When I was a kid, the TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard, were on Friday nights -- the boys in the dormitory would sit and whoop at the car chases even if it was not captioned for some years. When the "O1" car went over the cliff, the students would imitate the sounds as it landed -- the male students would start barking in high-pitched sounds, trying to imagine what the car would sound like when it landed on the gravel roads. These are the undeniably silly stuff that routinely happened to the male adolescents whose had plenty of fantasies.

I recalled crying so hard by heavy fits of laughters after my dear friend, Byron Wilson who told me of an incident at Kenfucky School for the Deaf in Danville, Ky when he was in junior high school, I believe. He said that there was a large group of male adolescents in junior high school watching The Dukes of Hazzard on a relatively quiet Friday night. They were sitting in a half-circle on the couch surrounding the uncaptioned film. When Daisy Duke showed up on the screen, wearing the trampy clothes that revealed more skin than ever, one developmentally disabled student sitting not far from Byron immediately stood up and imitated the masturbation session right next to the TV stand. This led guys to groan, holler, scream, bicker and of course, be distracted by this nutty student who goes bananas for Daisy Duke.

Such a life for male adolescents that lacked the Internet, pagers and videophones back then.

Let's move on to another subject, five years ago, I was driving to Richmond, Virginia from Little Rock, Arkansas after the little nonexistant wedding that I attended -- I was so tired, I decided to sleep in my car at the rest area for an hour or two, it was around 3 AM or so near Nashville, Tennessee.

I made it a habit to leave the camera in my dashboard because there are stuff that you wanted to catch during the long trips. I fell asleep for about 45 minutes before I feel the loud vibrations resulted from a car that rolled in a parking spot a space away from me. It was loud. I was startled by that and could not believe it -- I knew if I tell my friends, they'll laugh and discredit.

Ahh, that's where the camera comes in. I took a picture of it then went back to sleep some more. This is not fake, by any way, at all.

This Route To Gallaudet: This highway led to Downtown Richmond en route to Washington, DC. Not only that, Dad always used this route to head down to the city for work, recreational activities or even visiting Staunton. Each time we headed this particular highway on Interstate 95, I thought this was interesting scene to view while driving over the James River Bridge.

For Christian Wojnar's Eyes: This is for you.

Today Christian Confessed
Cheers,

Victorious R-

Garbage Tidbits for 8.1.05

Dog Victorious! I once rode the boat to Alcatraz Island in March '88 along with a large group of Jr. National Association of the Deaf delegates and sponsors. They explained that the San Francisco Bay is pretty chilly all year long to swim in. And that the prisoners who escaped the island probably died of hypothermia. Thus lies the mystery of Alcatraz escapees -- did they make it or simply drown? However, this dog is nuts.

Spoiled Gotti Brothers: I finally get to watch few episodes of Growing Up Gotti -- these spoiled brothers need to be sent to the Darfur region in Sudan to shape themselves up. They are so fucking narcissistic!

GW Bush Really ... ! When I read the comments by GW Bush who claimed that he completely understands the hard-working families who earned the hard coins to support their families. How dare of him to say that? He was never poor. He was living off of his Daddy's wealth. He never flipped a fucking hamburger at McDonalds! He never worked as a waiter at some restaurant! He never did a day of carpenting! He never worked a hard labor for a year or two with minimum wage! He practically played as a male cheerleader at Yale, that was his last "hard job" -- now with 50 vacations in 5 years working in White House -- as well as someone saying that he is the most "fit" ever to hold the office in White House's history -- of course, he works out during his working hours! The truth is that GW Bush never worked hard for a day of his lifetime.

Let's Go For $100! The oil prices is now at $62.30, much to the oil corporations' delight. It has been on upward figure in the last 5 years -- it is all bullshit. They just said that the concerns of Iran's nuclear power and the death of Saudi Arabia's King Fahd contributed to the increase of oil prices. That is the problem. The oil corporations will blame anything else to indicate the increase. IN fact, if you fell off the cliff and get bitten by a shark that attracted the national attention, the oil prices will gain .10 cents -- I can easily vouch for that -- first hurricanes and now this. Next, Eric Heckman's Presidency.

I Told You So! After the Day 64, people are still mesmerized with the disappearance of Natalie Holloway. Because she is white trash, she continues to have the nation's attention. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, a pregnant black woman has been missing after 18 days, there is no national attention on her being missing. Racism? Of course it is!

Sempfer Fi ... My Ass! Here is more information where we should be proud of our Marines. Not!

Perjury for Palmeiro? Rafael Palmeiro testified at the Congress that he never took steroids or performancing-enhancing drugs. And he was just suspended by MLB for violating the drug policy. Obviously, this warranted the perjury charge, does it? When Rafael got suspended, it just made Mark McGwire look bad than ever -- his credibility went down badly. The best thing about this fallout is that it improved Jose Canseco's credibility. After writing the book which Canseco pointed clearly to McGwire and Palmeiro about their steroids usage -- know what they said? Canseco lied. But Canseco was right.

Wanna Go To LIAR? In Memphis, the parents decided to send 16 years old, Zach to "Love In Action" Retreat for children to be "cured" of their homosexuality tendencies. That camp which its abbreviations is, fittingly, LIAR claimed to be legitimate which it is not -- they claimed to be successful with curing the "graduates" but they do not keep track of "graduates" -- they probably went back straight to Memphis gay bars! Hell, I would! Perhaps, it is the whole purpose of going to the retreat -- learning how to lie all along just to get out of their parents' hair!

One More Thing -- I really want this. So desperate for one. Even I hate the beach, I still want this -- this is just cool, though.

Oh, Yeah, One Last Thing -- Thanks to Deaf258, you guys can access the comments on my entries from now on. Fire away. Comments for Bitch Session is due this coming Friday the 5th, so email me if you dare.

Cheers,

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Of Course I Expected This

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Garbage Tidbits

50th Trip in 5 Years: Is this fair? Why is that the ordinary Americans cannot have 50 vacations in 5 years while this fucker can? Because he worked hard? Because he actually worked at home? Yeah, my ass got more workouts in 3 years than he did! Just remember this -- he was at ranch when he was informed that Al-Qaeda was up to something in the United States a month before the 9/11 fiasco. And what did this fucker do? Nothing.

Hilarious Quote: "The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more liar." -Helen Thomas, the 82-years old longtime reporter for UPI who uttered these words to another reporter. Then this was picked up by Matt Drudge. Helen is pissed off about it because it was done without her permission -- somebody gotta tell her that she is not the only one who would have done the same thing. Dick Cheney, Lynne Cheney and Mary Cheney are the family of liars bent on greed and power. They made Wyoming look bad.

Told You So! London folks were swift in capturing 4 failed-bombers in a timely manner. They were not complacent. Once they fucked with the Britons, they will do whatever is necessary to clean up the slate. And they are doing the job in very effective manner. It was reported that the UK did request the information on few bombers from the United States which the US declined. That did not surprise me at all.

How Cute! It was reported by Al-Jazeera that the Prince of Qatar is gay! And he's hot Arab. I know Qatar is Islamic state which is subjected to the local shari'a laws which I condemned at its best -- it is quite barbaric to allow the peers to decide your fate just because the book said so! Fuck these nutty laws.

One Dumb Question: In Polk County, Florida, a mobile home owned by a gay couple was torched and there was a gay slur written on the steps that reads: "DIE FAG". It was not the first time that this particular mobile home was targeted. My question was: Why live in the mobile park? It is the haven of white trash folks who tends to believe anything their preachers, ministers or neighbors say about gays! Yes, homophobia is on the rise, especially in the South where lots of evangelicalists waged the heavy battles to discredit the goodness in GLBT groups. Exactly the way the Xians, Conservatives, Republicans and homophobes wanted it to be.

The battle to secularize the soul of America is being waged as of now. And the good ones shall prevail in the long run. People who claimed to be this, that and there will be discredited when the truth emerged out of ashes and lies built by dirty conservatives, filthy Republicans and wacky Xians.

This Is Great Picture! I was cleaning up my boxes. I found this particular picture -- yes, I am quite fond of romantic pictures, even with the straight couples. This was printed in Richmond Times-Dispatch in '92 or so when Boris Yeltsin ordered the tanks to whack the Russian Parliament to get the hardliners out of the building. Such a drama ensued in Moscow. I remembered seeing the tanks firing into a floor, maybe 15th floor or so, and it blew the papers out as if it was confetti spraying around the area. Soon, the hardliners were marched out, one elder man sneaked past the soldiers to whack the hardliner in the head before he was subdued by the soldiers. At that time, Yeltsin was tough but dignified. Too bad, he's drunk as I speak of now. Is he?

Anyway, this picture happened right after the tanks arrived in Moscow, waiting for Yeltsin's orders to fire away. Apparently, this gal found her boyfriend and had a hearty moment together. I love the Russians' way of affection. The Russian males knew how to lean and kiss very well. Look at his right foot, he is relaxing. I need me a guy like that.

Cheers,

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A Quick Thought Before I Hit The Sack

Had a conversation with Burke and Pigott about this recently and I thought I'd do the same thing to the readers as well.

It is no secret that Adolf Hitler waged the wars on many nations, groups and ethnicities. IN the process, he probably killed millions of people across Europe.

It is no secret that according to Christianity, it is all about to repent, to forgive the sins and accept Jesus Christ as the Savior of one's soul.

The question is ... let's say, after killing millions of people, what if Hitler realized that he made a horrible mistake and decided to repent his sins, ask to forgive his sins on his soul as well as accepting Jesus Christ as the Savior of his soul -- this, according to the concept of Christianity beliefs, guaranteed a free ride for Hitler to Heaven!

In fact, it can happen. And it'd be hilarious to see Xians' reactions when they see Hitler waving at them in Heaven!

No? Some Xians would claim that Hitler was beyond any redemption at all, but that would mean one thing: These Xians should not judge Hitler for God or JC -- after all, it is not for them to decide. Only God, Jesus Christ and Hitler, right?

IN fact, it is highly possible that Jeff Dahmer is running free in Heaven. After all, it was reported that Jeff repented in the prison before he was killed by someone else. How wonderful is that?

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MY CONFIDENTIAL

There is "Coverboy Confidential" in MetroWeekly magazine in DC each week which enabled us to know a guy better by asking some odd questions. Most of the times, they chose pretty bois, twinks, queens who claimed to be athletic but only work out in the gym 22 times per week to profile for the magazine.

It is getting tiresome reading some idiotic twink who claimed to be "athlete" which I am sure that they cannot throw the ball properly!

Upon riding the train, I thought of this -- if they can do this, why can't I do it on my blog as well? So here it goes ...

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What's on your nightstand? Lamp, alarm clock, a statue of Ursula the Sea Witch and yeah, the lubricant.

What's in your nightstand drawer? Actually, this particular nightstand does not have the drawer, so next!

What's in your DVD player? Rough Street Trade #3, gay porn that has been sitting there for almost 3 weeks, though.

What are your television favorites? Family Guy, The Simpsons, Vida La Bam, Desperate Housewives and Punk'd. Sometimes I watch C-SPAN just to knock myself out when I'm insomniac.

What was the last movie you went to? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid? Star Blazers and ThunderCats

If you could be any superhero, whom would you choose? Mordru! Because he is omnipotent whose desire is to rule the universe! He is ruthless and magnificent. Of course, he's not a superhero -- he's villain! But if you insist only a super-hero, I'll settle for Amethyst, though.

Who's your greatest influence? Er ... Rachel Bavister, Frances Marzolf and Roberta Dietz -- they played a huge role in influencing how I think and stand up for myself. They may have inadvertently opened the Pandora's Box by mistake. Rachel being outspoken with a dry sense of humor, Frances being so dramatic at times, Roberta being sensible and realistic in almost everything else.

What's your greatest fear? Being single at the age of 50.

Who gets on your nerves? People that are political 24/7 on a daily basis. Born-again Xians who thought they're so holy -- these bastards. Yeah, people that took me too seriously after reading my blogsite to a point where they had to clam up and be guarded of themselves in person -- so ridiculous! And last, yeah, Mom gets on my nerves, eventually.

Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable. George Washington, Stewie Griffin and Debbie Ryan

What would you serve? I'll just do the catering service. I'm not good with cooking food -- so I'll cheat, thank you very much.

Boxers, briefs or others? Boxerbriefs.

Favorite retail store? Barnes & Noble Booksellers

Describe your dream guy. Charming, intelligent, funny and laid-back.

Define good in bed. He has to go slow, attentive to details and when it's done, we cuddle and sleep together -- then do it again. That is how good it should be.

Favorite Musical Artist? I'm not fan of music but when I see the musical artist performing on TV that caught my attention -- Madonna did a great job of making me stop in my tracks many times.

Who should star in a movie about your life? Er ... Good question.

First Celebrity Crush? River Phoenix.

If your home were burning, what's the first thing you'd grab while leaving? Pictures, articles that featured me, my friends and family as well. They cannot be replaced.

What's your biggest turn-on? hairy chest and ass. I go bonkers on that.

What's your biggest turn-off? Twinks who thinks Abercrombie & Fitch are all that. They're so 'tards. People who made up stories about who I am or what I did. You should know how many stories I'm amazed at people making up stuff about me!

What's something you've always wanted to do but haven't yet tried? Skydiving -- I'm so afraid. What if the parachute does not work? Splat! But again, I probably will bounce a little. Sigh.

What's something you've tried that you never want to do again? When I was 10, I went to the beach from 9 AM to the dark -- I refused to use the sunblock lotion because it was too sticky -- let's say I was sunburned badly to a point where I was sickened with blisters all over my body -- I was on morphine for days. Such a painful time for me -- which is why I'm pretty firm against getting tanned or going to the beach in the mid-day. Ahh.

What position do you play in the big baseball game of life? Pitcher.

What's the most you'll spend on a haircut? $25. But I did $110 that included the highlights, though.

On a pair of shoes? $90.

What's your favorite season? Winter! I prefer the bitter cold than the stifling heat.

What's your favorite food to splurge with? Unfortunately, the Pillow Pack of Hormel's Pepperoni -- if I had one, I eat it all. True biz. No more, finish! I avoid it lately because I want to control the food intake. It is not good for me.

What kind of animal would you be? Duck! Because they tend to be protective of its turf and its colleagues. Ever saw a dog or cat attacking one? You never did because they knew not to fuck with the duck, because every duck will descend on the predator!

What kind of plant would you be? A plant where people will not pull me out of the ground, obviously!

What kind of car would you be? Convertible mustang!

What's your dream job? Hard to say -- I want to operate B&B Inn, that is the ultimate dream.

State your life philosophy in ten words or less. Do unto others as they would do unto you.

A Tribute To Tennessee's Dick Hancock

Category: Deaf Girls Basketball

My friends, I thought I would never do this but I have to do this. As many of you knew, I attended VSDB in Staunton, Virginia -- VSDB is one of 11-schools in The South that is affilated with the Mason-Dixon schools. Among the 11 schools are: Eastern North Carolina, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi and Louisiana.

One of my personal rival that I cannot stand the most is ... Tennessee School for the Deaf Vikings -- that school is so, fittingly, barbaric! But I must commend its girls basketball program, though. They gave VSDB and many deaf schools lots of fits, thanks to whom?

Dick Hancock.

Dick made this game challenging and fun. Yes, challenging and fun. He would devise a sign for a play that poke fun at your homestate -- enraging you through four quarters just to throw you off the track in order for his team to win. I would sit few rows behind Dick Hancock, he would turn and look at Richard Davis and stand up and spell a play -- which his team would mess another team's performance at its will. It goes on to say how much Dick commands such respect from deaf female students at his fingertips.

I warned Hedy, my sister whom played against Tennessee once in the past, not to be rattled by Dick's schemes. But too bad, she and Loretta Dennis were the only two scorers that could fight through and scored 14 and 15 points, respectively in a 49-29 loss to TSD in Knoxville. If Dick had some guts to play us in Staunton, that could be a different story but ... nobody will know.

Either way, I was saddened to learn that Dick Hancock succumbed to the brain cancer recently in Knoxville.

This man is nuts but I like him. Too bad he lived in Tennessee, not in Virginia. Too bad, he did not have the guts to play us in Staunton -- he always beckoned us to play in Knoxville but refused to play in Staunton. That bastard!

Dick, let's see ...

One National Deaf Championship
Two Mason-Dixon Championships

What more could a guy wanted out of this? You did a great job, Dick Hancock. You still suck, after all, you're in the territory that I despised the most, though. :-)

Oh, one more thing -- Dick, you're the most fucking coward coach because you refused to land your foot in Llewellyn Gymnasium. We'd kill you easily as committing a sin!


Cheers,

R-

Find Waldo?

Found this on Joetresh.com -- if not for Joe, Merritt would nag at me for not publicize his rat Jamika, his beloved dog that dominated the Pride of PetsDC contests few weeks ago. Enjoy!

1st Place in Terrific Tricks
1st Place in Mirror Image

Congratulations, Merritt and Jamika!

Cheers,

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The Question That Everyone Wants To Know But Afraid To Ask

This is intriguing. Ben of Wham-Bam IMmed me the link and I had to read twice because I cannot stop laughing.

But the question that everyone wants to know but unsure to ask ... did the victim die by being kicked or ... by fucked hard?

Anyone who had an experience in this manner that I have no desire to participate ... feel free to address this subject for the readers!

Cheers,

R-

P.S. I cannot promise if anyone attacks anyone who has some kind of this "unique experience" with this activity.

Zoe, Tullier, Stupid Conservative Prick and What Else?

Zoe Is Not Afraid, Just Like Chlms! Gods preserve my soul -- look at the picture on your right! Most babies tend to wail out when they see something odd and all that stuff. Apparently, Zoe does not. Zoe seems to thrive on the center of attention.

The lady holding Zoe is none other than Jonathan's sister who is the Lion King dancer at DisneyWorld. Such a fabulous costume, girl.

Seeing Zoe smiling and mesmerizing with the whole thing makes me groan a little. After all, I'll have to contend with the growing pains of Zoe -- hell, I'm still tussling with Chlms after 14 years. Gawd, I'm that old.

Judy of The Fireplace's: Judy, the bartender, is extremely cool despite the fact that she looked very grouchy at times but she is great one if you get to know her. I teased her that she is Judy Garland, referring to her first name -- she shot me a wryly smile that made others howl and whoop her on.

Many times, Toby, Manny and I would rely on her to supply us the alcoholic poison in our bodies so that we'd fuck up in the process. And many times, Judy did not complain. She complained about others, but certainly not to us. Toby and I certainly love her for who she is. Judy rocks!

God Must Have Some Message For Boy Scouts! In Fort A.P. Hill, four Scouts were killed when a lightning strike them in a swift manner. Then the heat sickened countless of Scouts two days later in which GW Bush politely cancelled the "visit" and will submit the cheapassed videotape to 'salute' the fuckers. Now in Sequoia National Park, the lightning killed the troop leader and left one brain-dead kid as well as injuring six others.

The mother nature must have some kind of message towards the BSA -- repent your sins!

Check This Out: Few shameless to promote the talents of Deaf folks out there. Tate Tullier is currently living in New York where he is getting to expand his photography skills to include whatever is possible for him. He recently unveiled his own website which I surfed. Many pictures are simply gorgeous. It was eerie to view Joey Kolcun in something other than my fraternity brother.

Overall, it is great stuff. Check his website out!

What Is This? A Joke? A friend, Deaf258, forwarded this to me via email. At first, I thought it was typical website -- but apparently, it is not. It has captions, it has lots of stuff. I actually enjoyed it very much. Check the website out.

Liberals or Radicals: Apparently, this Republican conservative prick has nothing to do other than distorting the groups between liberals and radicals. But again, hey fella, people prefers my blog over yours. Look at your numbers and ... mine. That says something, eh? Why don't you just fold, fuckwad?

GW Bush Flipped The Bird? Some said he did. Some said he did not. But I am certain GW Bush is dumb but he is not that dumb to do the bird in front of FOX NEWS, you know how it is with FOX NEWS. FOX NEWS is one big fat machine perpetuated by Rupert Murdoch. WorldNetDaily is owned by fanatic Xians who are bent on disparaging people that does not want to do anything with its Xian beliefs. Fuck 'em all.

Confidential to David Nelson: Please read the definitions of Militant and Militarist, you dumbfuck dickwad!

Cheers,

R-

So Many Persons To Chat, So Little Time To Do So

When I stayed in the District for nearly two weeks, I get to meet many old friends to catch up -- some are not quite enough. That is the problem of being Gallaudet Alumni, I guess.

Last night at POUR HOUSE, formerly known as Politiki Bar, I get to see many old faces but the problem is that I get to chat with many persons for a brief time. I nodded when people brought up this blog in my face. Sometimes I want to talk about something else, not my blog.

It was good to see the Veit Guy there as well. He is still hot, even with the fact that he is married. As time passed by, some people just looked better.

I get to chat with Ben for a while -- too bad, it did not last for days.

Some people wondered what kind of group do I like to hang out? I like to hang out with friends, old faces and I rarely make new friends. I just do not like to make new friends -- I mean, you have enough friends, why need more? Are you that desperate to make more friends? Certainly not me. I enjoyed laughing -- especially at things in life. When one hits the chord, I like to guffaw at times. I guess I am lucky to have friends who knew how to hit the chords ... excessively.

I do not like to hang out with folks that are pretty malice towards others, I mean -- I am quite malicious if I want to but that is quite enough for the world, is it?

I saw a familiar figure at POUR HOUSE that actually made me shiver. Her aura sets off the burning ice that could paralyze the bastions of Hell. But the problem is that it is her personality! She was in town for some kind of training for GLI -- Gallaudet Leadership Institute. I think I gave a clue to who she is. I'll leave the readers to figure out.

Speaking of GLI, I think it is kinda stupid that this country seems to bent on train almost everyone else to be a leader of some sorts. To me, it is not good idea. Eric Heckman, Mark Wood and Barbara Hathaway comes to mind. Hell, Heckman said that Bob Dole once told him that he can be the President of this country! When he actually wins the election, I'm applying for citizenship in Canada.

My point is that you train too many people to be the leaders of some sorts, sending them to go against each other over little things in this country -- it is putting ourselves on a path to trivialize the unity of this country.

There is a group called "LeadAmerica" who is currently training some kids for some kind at Gallaudet related to Capitol Hill crap -- according to its website, "LeadAmerica’s mission is to transform our world’s next generation of young leaders by inspiring, educating and instilling in them ethical and principled leadership values, attitudes and skills."

Let's face this -- many people are not suitable to lead or do whatever is necessary. Some are followers, some are leaders, some are independent -- but it seems to me that this country seemed to be in the state of frenzy to push for everyone to be a leader of something else.

With this attitude, it is no secret that we will have a prototype of Eric Heckman taking over the country in less than 50 years!

R-

7.28.05 Tidbits

4 Scouts Dead: It was reported that four men were electrocuted in Fort A.P. Hill in Bowling Green, Virginia -- a town between Fredericksburg and Richmond. I care less about that. Boo hoo. 4 hearie men dead. Good riddance. Why? Because the BSA is firmly against gays. Timmy Smith, a 16-years old fella from Wheeling, WVA, commented: "It would feel bad if my dad got affected like that, Scouts are supposed to be kind and help each other out so we helped them out."

Too bad they do not practice what they preach, they only help themselves but reject atheists, gays and women -- but not anyone else outside of its group. The BSA's activites are similar to the Nazi Youth group in Germany during the 1930s, training the fresh boys with lies and all that in order to make them homophobic, xenophobic, conservative and pricks, to say the least. In fact, it was reported that one of the founding fathers used to participate in the Nazi Youth group. But no, the BSA will deny it as usual.

So when four men died, I did not care.

Wow! 6 Years Passed Us By! Last night, I was watching some program on Gallaudet TV Channel -- somehow, it showed Ronda Jo Miller. Emergency! Flashback! Let's jump back to the biggest game in Gallaudet's history -- the second round of the NCAA Tournament. I did not realize that it was six years ago! Frankly, I'm getting old, too fast!

I remembered walking in the Packer Hall, I saw that Gallaudet was trailing by 11, 19-8 against The College of New Jersey, the No. 2 team in the country. When I walked to the Gallaudet section, I watched Ronda Jo Miller becoming possessed as she began to take over -- stealing, rebounding, dribbling, dishing and hitting the baskets as she personally overwhelmed the TCNJ team on a huge 34-15 spree as Gallaudet reclaimed the lead at the half, 43-34.

When Gallaudet hits 43 points in a half, it also destroyed the TCNJ's defense average for the season -- the TCNJ held many teams to the average of 42 points per game. AT this point, Ronda Jo Miller was one-woman show against No. 2 TCNJ in the country -- many fans, Gallaudet and TCNJ alike along with the reporters from DC, NYC and NJ, were treated to once-in-a-lifetime of her best dominant performance of her lifetime. It was like she was in a trance. She was able to do everything at once. She stole the ball from this end of the court and raced against the TCNJ guards across the floor to the other end of the court, and quickly dished to Touria Ouahid who attempted to hit a layup but missed, Ronda Jo rebounded then jumped around to nail the basket. Just like that. Nobody could stop her in this state of her mind.

Suffice to say, Gallaudet upset No. 2 TCNJ 81-71, thus spoiled them from reaching the Final Four as Gallaudet advanced to its first Sweet Sixteen appearance in school's history. Ronda Jo Miller finished with 38 points, 14 rebounds, 5 blocks and 5 steals.

Too bad, Ronda Jo Miller imploded the next game in Williamstown, Massachusetts. But the memory of watching her playing during that particular game is something I'll treasure for a long time.

Discovery In Space: I'm curious -- we were able to manufacture four shuttles -- and now we are down to two -- how come we are not able to manufacture more? Do tell. Or did the Bush Administration cuts the funds once again in the name of terrorism and freedom?

So Hot! Thank God for the air-conditioner. It is like having the hair dryer blow on your face when you ride in someone's car with the windows open. I hate the heat. It reminded me the reason why I preferred the winter season.

Finished With Left Behind Series: What a joke. It's all bullshit. It is too bad that the authors seemed to enjoy making fun of Leon Fortunato. Stupid pricks.

Confidential to Dorian: If you claim that you never read my blog and complain about the contents that was made against you, how did you know about it? Getting word from your imaginary friends do not count, m'dear. Next time, do not complain without reading it first! Then I will listen to your requests to see if it is legitimate or not. But as of now, it is not even blip on my concerns at all. Now scram away!

Cheers,

R-

Whose Fault Is It?

Freedom. It is a word that, in the last 4 years, this country of mine has abused it to a pulp. It made me want to barf. Freedom is now in the same manner with the ILY sign that makes me irritated to no end. When I see people waving the damned ILY sign, I rolled my eyes -- I wanted to fling the middle finger at them just for the heck of it. Same idea goes with the administration that rallied behind that word.

Telling us to go out and shop and support the military just because it will stop terrorism is silly, really. I saw a picture in the book that deals with the movements that protested different groups -- one elder guy stood with a billboard that reads: "IF YOU ARE AGAINST BUSH, YOU SUPPORT OSAMA BIN LADEN!" -- on the right side of this elderly guy is a guy with the poster that says, "<==== Stupid Guy!"

The guy who held the 'stupid guy' poster is exactly like me.

Many Conservatives, Republicans and Xians are working hard to support the laws that permits the FBI, CIA, local police officers et al to harbor more powers to arrest people, investigate people's lives without their permission in the name of "terrorism" -- baloney! When people or groups like the ACLU protested, they were quickly accused of being anti-American or anti-Freedom. That is ridiculous.

I think people needs to check this panel in order to understand that freedom is fragile -- it can disappear just like that with delusional beliefs that the powers above us will preserve it. Just like Marianne. Do not dismiss this logic -- because it happened to the best of us all in this world -- Germany, France, Russia and so on. It can happen in this particular country.

I leave you with a deep ponder about the American dream which I had a friend to scan and for me to fix it up. The lady on the left is none other than Columbia, the fixture of American justice. The person the floor is none other than Uncle Sam. When I see things that erodes our rights as an individual, I try to remember what Columbia said. Eventually, we will prevail and we will win, against the people who chose to trample people's right to abort, right to marry, and right to exist without any interference by the government's beliefs in the name of ballyhooed freedom!

R-

Lousy Interpreters

My close friend, after a lengthy open discussion about different subjects, brought up the issue of qualified interpreters. The person went on to say that despite the fact that there are laws, requirements and code of ethics that pertains to the relationship between the clients and interpreters, there are still not well-qualified interpreters out there!

And when there are bad or lousy interpreters that cannot sign very well, read ASL very well, read fingerspelling well, tends to add information to the dialogue that was not mentioned by the hearing person and/or interpreters subjugated the deaf clients to their likings, not many Deaf people actually reported or complained about the shitty interpreters.

What can we do about it?

My friend smiled, "You could blacklist them on your blogsite for the world to read, as long as you have the valid information that they are that horrible. You could set the headline that reads Blacklisted Interpreters where others can email you with valid information about their experiences with interpreters. Then you can add the names on it with links to the identified interpreters that does not deserve to interpret for us."

I thought it was such a wonderful idea for us to assert our rights to ensure that our access to the interpreters should be better than just good, we should turn the tables on interpreters and put the fear in them! They are there to serve us, not us to serve them!

Any comments on this subject before I could decide whether to go ahead or not with the newest list of Blacklisted Interpreters!

Cheers,

R-