Sarah Pack's Bitch Session XV

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The 15th Bitch Session is dedicated to Sarah Pack. She was the fan of Bitch Sessions, frequently talked to me about the tidbits on Bitch Sessions.

R-

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So·ci·o·path n.: One who is affected with a personality disorder marked by antisocial behavior. For further reference on whom with disorder? Check Eric Scheir.

Trina's engaged! *wavinghands*

Craig Radford--you've been asked to step down from the board of JMS by at least three board members, several teachers, and several parents. Get the hint! Stop threatening lawsuits and innuendo and resign from the board. You're not doing JMS any damn good!

Provost Fernie: You are finished. Get the HELL out of Gally!

For Sarah Pack. I didn't know her but by her name and reputation, I found her charming and attractive - thanks to her blogsite and her wonderful friends.

Dr. Jane Fernandes. I know your style too well. You were my princpal at my school. Your signing skill still stinks and your laugthers were, and still are, infectious and hideous. I forgave you but never forget for what you did to me. I hope you will find a job somewhere else that suits you well and continue to make fun of people. Goodness' sake, just begone. I look forward to the day when you don't get the position as the president and i personally will make sure i get to guffaw at you mercilessly.

Goddamn, what business is it of anybody's? Do YOUR shoes stink too much to wear?

Whoever invented fat free cool whip needs to be shot dead.

To the blonde named katie roberts: find any cute toilets lately? Did it go fwoooooooosh?

Robert Traina has 1,001 faces, more than the 666 faces of eve. Bastard! He fakes with people and talks only to "favorism" people. Your inside is empty. Only your skin is keeping your body and mind together. May you rot in hell, you loser and sneaky manipulative 1,001 face bastard.

Why the bible makes me vomit.....

"A good woman is hard to find, a worth far more than diamonds. Her husband trusts her without reserve, and never has reason to regret it. Never spiteful, she treats him generously all her life long." -Proverbs 31:10-12

Antal Boy, how is your bruised face coming along?

Note to Deb Nathanson- there's nothing more bitter than getting a dose of your own medicine aint it sweets?! If this experience doesn't humble you, there's no hope for you.

Sarah: we knew you were smarter than words. Thanks for the bed. Scratch n sniff!

Fernie: 0
Tropp: 2

Fernandes, nobody wanted you! You are so fired!

RT is disgusting and funny! But so is everyone else!

Dearest Sarah, you will be missed by many. You're lucky to have RT as a friend. So nice of him to remember you in many posts. I'm impressed. Hope someday I meet you.

Zachary Handler is sexy. Wonder if he's single or not?

I just can't wait for 2006 to start anew. %$*#&$#*()(#*$@#$*#@!!

Jeff Beardsley: are u still shitting in the showers like u did at Krug Hall?

Rest in peace, Sarah. We all love you!

Richmond School Board Chairman OUTed

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12.1.05 Tidbits

Who is this woman? Her name was Miss Ann Jones. She used to teach middle school and junior school at VSDB in Earth Science. Why the school had her to teach Earth Science is beyond my comprehension, really.

She was one awful teacher.

Why? She was one Xian nut. But is it relevant to her professional status as a teacher? You bet it did. She refused to teach the basic stuff related to Earth Science. IN fact, she incessantly focused on fruits, vegetables, animals and the Bible. One time I asked about the textbook for Earth Science, she said no because it is evil. We need not to study that.

Ann went on a long period of ramblings about Adam & Eve and all that bullshit during the daily classes. Today, I realized that many teachers knew of her antics but did not do anything about it. She denied the students' opportunity to study Earth Science. Which is probably why I did not like Biology, Chemistry or Science to start with in high school and college because I could not understand the general idea of science. It was tarnished by this Xian nut!

When I heard of people, school agencies and others trying to put "Intelligent Design" in schools, I think of Miss Ann Jones. I just hope she burns in Hell for what she did to many students at VSDB! To deny their access to the appropriate education is travesty.

Ahola? Go to Special School! Earlier in the afternoon, I got an AOL IM from someone else who hated me with a passion just because I exposed what kind of nut he is -- Marb(t)y Bonales. Know what he said?

"AHOLA! YOU FUCKDUMB!"

I could not resist shooting him down, "Go back to elementary school or even better, special school, Marby. It is not ahola, it is Aloha, dumbfuck!"

Here is what he responded back: "NO MATTER WHAT! DEAF CULTURE -- ASL! ASL! MY RIGHT! YOU PITIFUL!"

Ahh, who is being very pitiful here? This guy needs to get a life of his own.

Taipei 101 Causes Earthquakes?: This is interesting tidbit. In Taipei, the site of 2009 Deaflympics, there has been more earthquakes after they built Taipei 101, the world's tallest skyscraper at 1,671 feet high. The article said that the pressures that Taipei 101 has on the ground level has opened an ancient fault line.

Marvelous Considering The Fact ...: Argentina is infested with millions of people who are Catholic. AS many of you knew that the Catholic Church is firmly against the safe sex methods. And Buenos Aires did something that not even the District of Columbia would have allowed in the first place. Bravo to Buenos Aires!

Killer Squirrels? Now this is intriguing.

Boycott Jamaica! We need to exert some kind of pressures on travel agencies to boycott Jamaica because this nation is hostile towards gay people. IN fact, it has one famous reggae singer whose lyrics encourage in slaying gays. It was linked to several incidents in the United Kingdom and several in Jamaica. And we should encourage people not to go to Jamaica for Spring Break vacations. Fuck 'em.

Smart People Do Have Sex: At the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia, there was a controversy about this guy who took the picture of a couple fucking right next to the building and shared it with everyone else. The school thought that this guy did was a form of harassment, and not only that the student used the school's server to run the pictures, thus violating the University rules. But many people disagreed and Penn recently dropped the charges against the Engineering junior. Next time, close the curtains, stud and slut!

Cheers,

R-

Time To Bounce

My Hot Israeli Friend with Benefits: I got the snapshot of my sweet friend from Jerusalem, Israel named Thavith. The one night stand that I had with my friend is something I'll remember by for the rest of my life.

Thavith was the guy I met at The Cock Bar and from there, I treasured our brief time together. He was simply the best at what he does. 'nuff said. Ain't he gorgeous?

Carrie & I: Some pictures taken by Carrie when I was in New York were simply adorable. Here are the snapshot of me in action.

"Move ON! Let's go and hit the bars!"

Someone engaged in a physical fight, I VEE!

Then I laughed -- This Is My Infamous Method of Laughter

RT is at it again, groping anyone else!

It is not easy to smile on Brooklyn Bridge during a frigid weather

On 14 Street and 8 Avenue station, there is cool art that spawned all over the station. When you're drunk, it is fun to be silly with 'em.

That's me in New York!

Interesting Message from the FCC:

I got this email and wondered if this is legitimate. This is good to be true, really.

On or after January 1, 2006, If no CC on any TV programs, please report it to FCC. Make sure you write down name of program, what time, what channel, and then report it to FCC. And FCC will investigate them, if FCC find that no CC on TV program then FCC will fine them worth of $250,000.00. Its already pass the law on or after January 1, 2006.

Federal Communications Commission
445 12th Street, S.W.
Washington, D.C. 20554

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/dro

(888) 225-5322 (Voice)
(888) 835-5322 (TTY)

16th Bitch Session Due Tomorrow Night: It is time for 16th Bitch Session -- this one will be Sarah Pack's 16th Bitch Session mainly because she loved these sessions. We get kicks out of this all the time. I think it is fitting that 16th be memorialized for Sarah Pack! So if you have anything that you want to nail or cheer someone else, feel free to email me at Ridor9th@gmail.com.

Cheers,

R-

11.30.05 Tidbits

Tower Clock Yearbook: I was told that Tower Clock staff has begun to sell the t-shirts that has the photo of Provost Fernie and the comments that read: Know Thy Enemy. According to my sources, Tower Clock was censored by Provost for various problems. Some said she was the one that caused the Tower Clock to fail the student body in distribution of 2003 and 2004 Yearbooks. The shirts was reportedly sold out at the price of $20.

Somebody has to set up the online petition to get rid of Provost Fernie. This woman must go, at all costs.

Manny's Law: It appeared that Sarah Pack was not the only one that got tied up in the hospitals because of health insurance. More and more hospitals are not to serve the patients, they are in for money-making businesses. Another situation occurs to Manny Lanza that could have been prevented but no, he was shuffled back and forth for months before he died mainly because he does not have health insurance. This is outrageous. And NYC is now contemplating on forcing the hospitals not to do such a thing like that again. How? They are working with the state legislators to ensure that anyone entering the hospitals can receive the care they needed or face massive fines. Shame on doctors and insurance freaks! Perhaps in time, Sarah's death will not be in vain. Hat tip goes to Roy.

Stan Berenstain Dies: Stan & Jan Berenstain created The Berenstain Bears which turned out to be my favorite book during my childhood times. It may be the first literacy that I remembered reading.

Stan Berenstain has died at the age of 82. I salute him for what he and his wife did for me. New York Times has an article about Stan Berenstain.

Long live The Berenstain Bears!

UPDATE: Much to my delight, I received a personal email from the wife of Stan Berenstain this morning. Here is the message:

Leo, Mike, and I appreciate your kind condolences. We hope, inspired by Stan’s tireless, industriousness working with us on the Bears, to continue producing new projects in his memory.

Thanks so much,

Jan, Mike, and Leo Berenstain

I'm tickled pink!

Global Warming Triggers Mini-Ice Age? According to The Guardian, the weakening response of Gulf Stream to the rigors of Atlantic Ocean could trigger the Mini-Ice Age in Europe in the next decade. Sounds fun? At least, the Alps will be healthy than ever!

Sonny's Beloved Gophers Crumbled In The Pit: It is not easy to win at The Pit where they attracted more than 11,000 fans per game. Before the roaring fans of 11,413, Minnesota Golden Gophers crumbled to New Mexico Lobos, 62-44. It was the payback game for the Lobos who lost to Minnesota last year by 30 in Minneapolis. Good riddance, Gophers. You ain't that good.

Pitiful USA: The New York Times has reported that the United States Armed Forces has paid the defense contractors to plant the stories in the Italian newspapers about the United States Army and how it serves the Democracy well. Ahh, a sign of propaganda. What a Sempfer Fi! Let's face the reality -- the United States is not democratic country, it is Republic. Think about it.

GW Bush Is Such A Retard: GW Bush even suggested that the Al-Jazeera News Network be bombed because it is anti-American. Imagine someone making a suggestion to bomb the Fox News, because it is pro-American? Come to think of this, it would be so cool to do that, but I do not advocate this because these stuff are simply wrong thing to do. But no, to GW Bush, it seemed to be good idea to silence the others' voices.

Funniest Comment Ever On Xian Nut's Xanga! AS many of you knew, JuneAnn LeFors, that Xian nut who ranted on that Satan snatched my friend's soul because my friend was not Xian to start with. These silly theories of hers which is based on a fictious book, really.

However, I was checking the comments by many of her inane fans who wets their pussies when JuneAnn mentioned Jesus Christ. Many friends and I enjoyed reading the comments because it is insanely funny. But someone took a wipe at that Xian nut which made me nearly shot my snots out of my nose. The person wrote:

The mysterious cross of Christ Jesus compels you. The power of Christ Jesus compels you. The miracle of Christ Jesus compels you. The blood of Christ Jesus compels you. The mystery of Christ Jesus compels you.

Cast out the demonic spirits from a deaf June Ann!
Posted 11/29/2005 at 6:01 PM by badbadbadbadboy

Now that is funny!

Now This Is The One I Want To Hear From Canucks' Opinions! Do share your opinions on this article.

SIGNews Gonna Mention Me: I was told that SIGNews.org will have an article that mentioned me along with David Evans, Keri Ogrizovich and ... *ahem* Mike "McWeenie" McConnell. They inadvertently got my residence wrong but that's OK. I'll be back in NYC sooner than y'all think.

Cheers,

R-

Perlis' Tales of the City & Few Things

Perlis & King's Close Encounter Of Third Kind! A story that may be very common in New York than anyone else might care to admit! This is the story that has to be told.

The preceding events occurred last summer (2005) in NYC. King and I were riding the L train back from the Bowery where we had attended ASL Poetry night. We were sitting facing each other, chatting about this or that. While King was talking to me, behind her stood a man, with some kind of material draped over his arm.

At first I did not even look at the man, he was in my line of vision and standing by the subway sliding doors. Of course, I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye, something shaking. So I broke my gaze away from King to see what it is, as you know how us Deafies are when something moves in our line of vision, we must investigate!

Well! Wouldn’t you know it, the man had his penis out mere inches from King’s head and was jerking OFF! No, not cumming, but tugging and looks like a bit of grunting too! Funny the material draped over his arm could have been used to cover his antics, but instead he had it to the side and his Johnson in full view, little pink thinging...

I instinctively yelled, "Put THAT away!" the man looked startled and quickly zipped his one eye snake away. Meanwhile King, poor thing had no idea what had happened but knew I was yelling because everyone behind us was looking in our direction. King was confused and I was too busy glaring at the man to explain. He moved away about one foot and then proceeded to whip his "mini me" out again and have another go at it, again I yelled, “YOU PUT THAT AWAY, PUT IT AWAY NOW!!!!"

By now King knew something was seriously off, and the man moved to the opposite side of the car sliding doors, at the next step, I said loudly “Go on, go on” for him to leave which he did. Now, I don’t think the man had all of his marbles, and perhaps this is the only way he can get off but all I can think is how my deaf voice is forever ingrained in his mind. Probably late at night when he’s home alone, in bed, he might be replaying the incident over and over again, thinking of how good the back of King’s head looks and plays my voice along plays with his bedroom activities.

Perlis

Such is a life in the City, is it? Hahaha!

To Deb With Love: Know what amused me the most? Your being Jew and tolerated Xian's abusive rhetoric arguments. Don't you realize that JuneAnn's talks also condemned you to her idea of Hell just because your religion does not believe in Jesus? Don't you realize that JuneAnn, by her beliefs, views you as unequal and short of everything else -- JuneAnn is being nice to you but she knew that you are going to Hell just because you do not subscribe to Christianity's hocus pocus beliefs.

To whine about one thing on my blog regarding your brother and sister in law is even hilarious. It was written by someone else. I frankly do not care who is being said to the other. But let's face the reality, your brother is like that. And unfortunately for you, many agreed. That is why you were pissed off and decried about my blog each week. How many people other than your friends read your stuff? 5 per week?

To claim that my blog is full of negatives while you choose to overlook thousands of positive entries is such a baloney and you knew it. After all, people who lives in glass houses should not throw stones at others. Nobody cares about you and your nobody "Nick Who?"! And I think many would be displeased with the fact that a parent would smoke marijuana in front of their children, Deb.

In an attempt to turn the tables on me, I already got 4 emails from people willing to offer me their help to defend my turf, Deb. You better be careful in tread the grounds if you do not know how to land properly.

The whole point is that you had no business getting involved in something that you are not familiar. One thing that has not changed from day one about you -- you are so desperate for attention. Having a kid is not enough? You wanted more? Or what?

Oh, by the way, you claim that I was the Queen of Gossip back in college days, you may be right, it is entirely subjective. You need to know where the sources that I got from. Many of my sources are diverse, the ones that can be accessed from any groups. Including yours. You seemed to neglect that you supplied me with hardcore information to start with. Or dare I say that you forgot about it?

It is not about how bitter or angry I am in my life -- it is about to protect who I am and conversely, my real and true friends! It is too bad that a girl gets herself in jail for trying to buy weed and decided to frame her ex-girlfriend (who happens to be my best friend) for rape. And for you to advocate that kind of behavior is amusing and ridiculous, really.

What JuneAnn did is the classic example of Xian nut. What you defended your turf is normal, but to lash out at me at times is silly. Make better use of what is left on your website, Deb. You need it more than I do.

Confidential to GrayStorm: Get a fucking spine.

Best AWAY Message: McFly IMmed me today to tell me that s/he got this amusing AWAY message from someone else, it reads:

WARNING: Gally may cause anal leakage due to excessive bullshit.

Brilliant quote!

Cheers,

R-

The Night With DefBef In Manhattan!

Last night, I hooked up with Beth of HearingPeopleSuck for the whole night. Suffice to say, we pretty much talked about everything else.

On our way to Better Burger, something odd happened. Always something happened to me in New York. It was on 8 Avenue and 18th Street, Beth and I was yakking and as we croseed the street, we realized that the cars has not stopped rolling down the street so we paused just a feet away from the rolling cars.

No big deal, right? Beth and I attempted to continue chatting as one man in his 40s attempted to speak with us whether if we needed some help crossing the street. I tried to fuck him off by waving him off and focusing my attention on Beth. Beth was on me as well. This guy walked in the middle of the road raised his hands to halt the cars from moving and ordered me and Beth to come across the street.

I could not believe what he did. I quickly turned to Beth who were surprised at his antics. Lots of people winced, flinched and were confused as this man ordered us to come across the street as he held up the traffic just for us! Naturally, we went across the street and rushed as fast as can be so that this weirdo will not follow and help us on the next street.

Later, we went to XL, The Urge and yes, The Cock Bar. The Cock Bar is now at The Hole instead of its old 12th Street and Avenue B. The Hole ceased to exist and underwent a month of renovation before coming to open as The Cock -- You could say that it is now "The Cock In The Hole" Bar.

Shortly, I was greeted with my good and dearest friend, Corey Tut. I hadn't seen him in months and it was absolutely electrifying just to see him once again. He did a lot of good things to me during my stay in New York. DJ JonJon Battles and I chatted about few things. Introduced Beth to few people. Beth and I witnessed a physical fight between the stripper and some guy. Later, JonJon said something about repeated gropes. I'm not sure if I get the exact drama in that moment. But who cares? I could not believe Keisha still remembers me -- some of you may not realize that Keisha danced in several Broadway plays and one music on TV.

To quote what Beth said on her blogsite, "a hot stripper who gave us free drinks (as if RT needed any more freebies)", I may be Deaf Gay Militant but I value friendships with anyone else that has character and of course, courtesy. Corey exceeded that and more. When I first entered The Hole, I was by myself. Corey was working as the DJ -- he went out to pull me aside and chat with me. Not many hearing persons would do that. Then from there, Corey introduced me to people like Richie Rich, Amanda LePore, JonJon Battles, Nita Aviance and so on.

DJ JonJon Battles recently won the HX's Fan Favorite DJ of the Year. Did not surprise me at all. JonJon also could sign all right but his receptive skills are badly in need of tune but it is not his priority -- his priority is DJ which is his thing to do. I was bit surprised when JonJon said that he googled his name and found it on my blog. He could not find his name on my blog (I mentioned him twice or thrice in the last two years, I believe) but thought it was interesting blogsite. Gee, thanks, JonJon!

After being inundated with lots of drinks, I was pretty wasted, Corey and I embraced hard because I knew it will be a while for me to see him again. Seeing him smiling so hard when I come in The Cock makes my night very pleasant one. After bid everyone else I knew good bye, Beth and I cracked a joke after a joke until we got to our pads. Literally, we make fun of everything else, really.

It was just another great night in New York.

Oh, yeah, I finally slept at 6 AM.

Confidential to Carrie: Thanks for the pictures. About time I get this! In time, I shall see what I can do with it for my blog!

As Of Now! I'm back to where I am right now -- and tomorrow, I shall regroup and work out at the gym. Yay. I'm so looking forward to build my muscles. And to have pains in my back and legs -- boy, am I so excited about this?!

Cheers,

R-