Joan Collins Is No Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter

I am utterly amused by the whole article by Joan Collins, who starred as the cunning vixexn Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter on the famed show called DYNASTY some years ago.

She penned the comments for the UK Daily Mail, claimed that the destruction of the Great Britain will not come from outside, but inside.

Among her rants is this line:

As Percy held the door open to let me through, a 6ft tall, middle-aged, horse-faced male pushed past me, trod on the hem of my dress and rushed outside to climb into the taxi that the doorman had waiting for us

Oh? Joan went on to bitchin' that this guy walked by her as if she is nobody and "trod" on the hem of her dress! That guy should trod bit longer so that Joan can shred her dress that she can afford to buy 100 wardrobes with it!

But on a general note, Joan is correct when it comes to civility.

Tomato, care to explain? Are you the one that Joan Collins was referring as "middle-aged, horse-faced male"?

*ducking tomatoes*

Cheers,

R-

What's Wrong With This Picture?

The Corps of Discovery

Some people argued that the concept of diversity do not work because it will only lead divisiveness. Not really. I supported the concept of diversity to an ... extent. I heard some whining comments from Republicans, Conservatives and Xians who accused Liberals, Democrats and other minority groups for not being diverse enough to include them.

Last time I knew, liars is not part of diversity!

But I digress. Let's run back to 1804. Thomas Jefferson decided to send an expedition through the lands which Bonaparte Napoleon sold to the United States also known as The Louisiana Purchase. Needless to say, many of you were taught that William Clark and Meriwether Lewis led the expedition to the Pacific Ocean. They were also led not only by a woman but also the Native American, Sacagawea.

Among the members of the Corps of Discovery is John Cotler, this guy was born and raised near Staunton, Virginia -- where I attended the deaf school. John Cotler was the first caucasian that walked around the region with geysers and stuff like that and came back to report the findings to Lewis & Clark. They thought John Cotler was nuts or something. The folks then termed Cotler's tales as "Cotler's Hell". The place that John Cotler described is now known as Yellowstone National Park!

However, what is wrong with this picture above? Actually, there is nothing wrong with it -- you can see African American slave York, French Canadian Toussaint Charbonneau, Native American woman Sacagawea working with John Cotler, Meriwether Lewis and William Clark. This image is the perfect example of what diversity is all about.

Update: Off the point but still consistent with the remarks that I wrote this week -- another Boy Scout is dead, apparently, God is not done with the Boy Scouts. I should warn the male adolescents that joining the Boy Scouts is more likely to get them killed than joining the [insert the group]!

Update II: Don't forget to turn the comments in for Bitch Session IX -- due this Friday!

Cheers,

R-

Few Nasty Stuff To Knock You Out!

Irving's Flaccid Monster: A friend of mine who is heterosexual, told me that he is not ashamed to compare his penis with anyone else's penis. He said it is very normal to do that which I agreed with him 100%. Too bad, not many heterosexual men would admit that they do check men's packages to compare with themselves.

Anyway, my dear friend told me that he walked in the shower area where he saw this well-known person sporting a massive 7-inch flaccid monster. Suffice to say, he was in state of disbelief but covered his shock(ment) very well to a point where he exclaimed to me via the IM that the President of the local university is hung like a horse! I had to reassure him that being big at flaccid does not mean that it will spring a longer one -- it probably will inflate only, whereas some men has 4-inch flaccid dick but spring more than 7 or 8-inch dicks. So it is possible that this gentleman who leads the university has big one but it is ordinary one by any means -- I hope it is, for God's sake!

Speaking of Penis! Jeff Carlson can vouch this for me. This happened in Dr. Sharon Barnartt's class some years ago. Her class lectures can be so boring. Tiresome at times. I decided to walk out of the classroom to the bathroom to piss and throw some cold water in my face in Hall Memorial Building's south wing.

You know the bathroom in south wing has the handicapped bathroom on the left when you enter the bathroom -- I pulled the door open only to have it pulled back so hard that it slammed so loud.

There was a guy inside with his pants down wanking himself off. I was speechless. I only saw his pants down and all that, I could not see his face -- he managed to close the door so fast that I could not register who it was. Needless to say, the incident jolted me wide awake and went back to the classroom -- Jeff saw my wide-eyed face. He plied incessantly to tell him what happened.

I confessed in front of the students in the classroom -- it is easy to sign so fast that Dr. Barnartt could not register what I said in the classroom but everyone in the classroom was intrigued by what I said. So each time a guy passed by the classroom, everyone would yell or wave to get my attention so that I can identify his color pants and shirt, "Is that him?!"

I'd say, "No."

It happened about 3 or 4 times -- to a point where Dr. Barnartt was piqued with curiosity after seeing every student peeking at the door repeatedly. And she insisted that someone explain the whole thing. Everyone looked at me. I went ahead and told her everything in front of snickered students. Dr. Barnartt rolled her eyes and said, "It is OK to MASTURBATE!"

You should see how she signed that word. Jeff and I, along with everyone else in the classroom, nearly died of heavy laughters.

Football Season Is Coming! I enjoyed the college football season more than the NFL has to offer. I thought it was fitting that I insert the hot picture of a football player making out with a male cheerleader -- would that be a sight to behold in some Nebraska high school football field? Probably never in my lifetime.

Two So Far! It is interesting to know that not many people knew that they are offender of some sorts! A friend emailed me to check the link -- and I did follow up on this and over there. Interesting tidbits, though. But you are not allowed to intimidate, harass, threaten or harm these people because they *already* paid the price for this. This is public information -- and unfortunately, we can access to this information by any means.

Update: I neglected to mention that the offender on "this" link is also the die-hard Xian of Mark Wood's Cult. So much for "noble duty before God".

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Virginia Cavaliers

Category: Women's Basketball

Sonny Wasilowski?! Let's head down to Virgin Islands this coming Thanksgiving -- just you and me and maybe Lisa, eh? So we can watch Virginia play Minnesota once again in the Paradise Jam Tournament, eh?

What A Great Catch! North Carolina courted heavily for Monica Wright, a 5'11 guard from Northern Virginia who is rated anywhere between No. 2 to 10 in many publications, has signed with Virginia Cavaliers. Not many of you are fan of Virginia Cavaliers Women's Basketball but I am -- so here is the link!

Watch out, Duke & North Carolina -- the Queen of the Hills shall be back to reclaim the throne, you motherfuckers! Payback is going to be painful for Tar Heels and Dookies.

Yes, I'm staring at you guys!

Update: There is a comprehensive article about Monica Wright. She is the next Dawn Staley! With her along with Lindsey Hartig and Paulisha Kellum joining the bandwagon -- Virginia shall be back to the national prominence as deserved!

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My Domain, My Thoughts -- Get Used To It Or Else!

Look At That Guy's Crack! I seem to have the world's longest butt crack, even when I pull the jeans to cover it, it still barely covered the butt crack. It is tiresome when I get out of the swimming pool yesterday only to be shouted by Gus' mother to tell me to pull up. Alert -- beet red all over my face as Gus' nephews snickered. It is not the first time. Even Chlms would jolt me by pulling it up sometimes for me. I do not know why it kept on showing -- any tips to preserve my butt crack from being exposed to the world would be appreciated.

Aftermath Of Legalized Gay Marriage: This is going to be so TRUE!

Believe It Or Not: The hoopla surrounding the new film coming near your theatres is none other than The Dukes of Hazzard. When I was a kid, the TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard, were on Friday nights -- the boys in the dormitory would sit and whoop at the car chases even if it was not captioned for some years. When the "O1" car went over the cliff, the students would imitate the sounds as it landed -- the male students would start barking in high-pitched sounds, trying to imagine what the car would sound like when it landed on the gravel roads. These are the undeniably silly stuff that routinely happened to the male adolescents whose had plenty of fantasies.

I recalled crying so hard by heavy fits of laughters after my dear friend, Byron Wilson who told me of an incident at Kenfucky School for the Deaf in Danville, Ky when he was in junior high school, I believe. He said that there was a large group of male adolescents in junior high school watching The Dukes of Hazzard on a relatively quiet Friday night. They were sitting in a half-circle on the couch surrounding the uncaptioned film. When Daisy Duke showed up on the screen, wearing the trampy clothes that revealed more skin than ever, one developmentally disabled student sitting not far from Byron immediately stood up and imitated the masturbation session right next to the TV stand. This led guys to groan, holler, scream, bicker and of course, be distracted by this nutty student who goes bananas for Daisy Duke.

Such a life for male adolescents that lacked the Internet, pagers and videophones back then.

Let's move on to another subject, five years ago, I was driving to Richmond, Virginia from Little Rock, Arkansas after the little nonexistant wedding that I attended -- I was so tired, I decided to sleep in my car at the rest area for an hour or two, it was around 3 AM or so near Nashville, Tennessee.

I made it a habit to leave the camera in my dashboard because there are stuff that you wanted to catch during the long trips. I fell asleep for about 45 minutes before I feel the loud vibrations resulted from a car that rolled in a parking spot a space away from me. It was loud. I was startled by that and could not believe it -- I knew if I tell my friends, they'll laugh and discredit.

Ahh, that's where the camera comes in. I took a picture of it then went back to sleep some more. This is not fake, by any way, at all.

This Route To Gallaudet: This highway led to Downtown Richmond en route to Washington, DC. Not only that, Dad always used this route to head down to the city for work, recreational activities or even visiting Staunton. Each time we headed this particular highway on Interstate 95, I thought this was interesting scene to view while driving over the James River Bridge.

For Christian Wojnar's Eyes: This is for you.

Today Christian Confessed
Cheers,

Victorious R-

Garbage Tidbits for 8.1.05

Dog Victorious! I once rode the boat to Alcatraz Island in March '88 along with a large group of Jr. National Association of the Deaf delegates and sponsors. They explained that the San Francisco Bay is pretty chilly all year long to swim in. And that the prisoners who escaped the island probably died of hypothermia. Thus lies the mystery of Alcatraz escapees -- did they make it or simply drown? However, this dog is nuts.

Spoiled Gotti Brothers: I finally get to watch few episodes of Growing Up Gotti -- these spoiled brothers need to be sent to the Darfur region in Sudan to shape themselves up. They are so fucking narcissistic!

GW Bush Really ... ! When I read the comments by GW Bush who claimed that he completely understands the hard-working families who earned the hard coins to support their families. How dare of him to say that? He was never poor. He was living off of his Daddy's wealth. He never flipped a fucking hamburger at McDonalds! He never worked as a waiter at some restaurant! He never did a day of carpenting! He never worked a hard labor for a year or two with minimum wage! He practically played as a male cheerleader at Yale, that was his last "hard job" -- now with 50 vacations in 5 years working in White House -- as well as someone saying that he is the most "fit" ever to hold the office in White House's history -- of course, he works out during his working hours! The truth is that GW Bush never worked hard for a day of his lifetime.

Let's Go For $100! The oil prices is now at $62.30, much to the oil corporations' delight. It has been on upward figure in the last 5 years -- it is all bullshit. They just said that the concerns of Iran's nuclear power and the death of Saudi Arabia's King Fahd contributed to the increase of oil prices. That is the problem. The oil corporations will blame anything else to indicate the increase. IN fact, if you fell off the cliff and get bitten by a shark that attracted the national attention, the oil prices will gain .10 cents -- I can easily vouch for that -- first hurricanes and now this. Next, Eric Heckman's Presidency.

I Told You So! After the Day 64, people are still mesmerized with the disappearance of Natalie Holloway. Because she is white trash, she continues to have the nation's attention. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, a pregnant black woman has been missing after 18 days, there is no national attention on her being missing. Racism? Of course it is!

Sempfer Fi ... My Ass! Here is more information where we should be proud of our Marines. Not!

Perjury for Palmeiro? Rafael Palmeiro testified at the Congress that he never took steroids or performancing-enhancing drugs. And he was just suspended by MLB for violating the drug policy. Obviously, this warranted the perjury charge, does it? When Rafael got suspended, it just made Mark McGwire look bad than ever -- his credibility went down badly. The best thing about this fallout is that it improved Jose Canseco's credibility. After writing the book which Canseco pointed clearly to McGwire and Palmeiro about their steroids usage -- know what they said? Canseco lied. But Canseco was right.

Wanna Go To LIAR? In Memphis, the parents decided to send 16 years old, Zach to "Love In Action" Retreat for children to be "cured" of their homosexuality tendencies. That camp which its abbreviations is, fittingly, LIAR claimed to be legitimate which it is not -- they claimed to be successful with curing the "graduates" but they do not keep track of "graduates" -- they probably went back straight to Memphis gay bars! Hell, I would! Perhaps, it is the whole purpose of going to the retreat -- learning how to lie all along just to get out of their parents' hair!

One More Thing -- I really want this. So desperate for one. Even I hate the beach, I still want this -- this is just cool, though.

Oh, Yeah, One Last Thing -- Thanks to Deaf258, you guys can access the comments on my entries from now on. Fire away. Comments for Bitch Session is due this coming Friday the 5th, so email me if you dare.

Cheers,

R-

Of Course I Expected This

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