Garbage Tidbits

50th Trip in 5 Years: Is this fair? Why is that the ordinary Americans cannot have 50 vacations in 5 years while this fucker can? Because he worked hard? Because he actually worked at home? Yeah, my ass got more workouts in 3 years than he did! Just remember this -- he was at ranch when he was informed that Al-Qaeda was up to something in the United States a month before the 9/11 fiasco. And what did this fucker do? Nothing.

Hilarious Quote: "The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more liar." -Helen Thomas, the 82-years old longtime reporter for UPI who uttered these words to another reporter. Then this was picked up by Matt Drudge. Helen is pissed off about it because it was done without her permission -- somebody gotta tell her that she is not the only one who would have done the same thing. Dick Cheney, Lynne Cheney and Mary Cheney are the family of liars bent on greed and power. They made Wyoming look bad.

Told You So! London folks were swift in capturing 4 failed-bombers in a timely manner. They were not complacent. Once they fucked with the Britons, they will do whatever is necessary to clean up the slate. And they are doing the job in very effective manner. It was reported that the UK did request the information on few bombers from the United States which the US declined. That did not surprise me at all.

How Cute! It was reported by Al-Jazeera that the Prince of Qatar is gay! And he's hot Arab. I know Qatar is Islamic state which is subjected to the local shari'a laws which I condemned at its best -- it is quite barbaric to allow the peers to decide your fate just because the book said so! Fuck these nutty laws.

One Dumb Question: In Polk County, Florida, a mobile home owned by a gay couple was torched and there was a gay slur written on the steps that reads: "DIE FAG". It was not the first time that this particular mobile home was targeted. My question was: Why live in the mobile park? It is the haven of white trash folks who tends to believe anything their preachers, ministers or neighbors say about gays! Yes, homophobia is on the rise, especially in the South where lots of evangelicalists waged the heavy battles to discredit the goodness in GLBT groups. Exactly the way the Xians, Conservatives, Republicans and homophobes wanted it to be.

The battle to secularize the soul of America is being waged as of now. And the good ones shall prevail in the long run. People who claimed to be this, that and there will be discredited when the truth emerged out of ashes and lies built by dirty conservatives, filthy Republicans and wacky Xians.

This Is Great Picture! I was cleaning up my boxes. I found this particular picture -- yes, I am quite fond of romantic pictures, even with the straight couples. This was printed in Richmond Times-Dispatch in '92 or so when Boris Yeltsin ordered the tanks to whack the Russian Parliament to get the hardliners out of the building. Such a drama ensued in Moscow. I remembered seeing the tanks firing into a floor, maybe 15th floor or so, and it blew the papers out as if it was confetti spraying around the area. Soon, the hardliners were marched out, one elder man sneaked past the soldiers to whack the hardliner in the head before he was subdued by the soldiers. At that time, Yeltsin was tough but dignified. Too bad, he's drunk as I speak of now. Is he?

Anyway, this picture happened right after the tanks arrived in Moscow, waiting for Yeltsin's orders to fire away. Apparently, this gal found her boyfriend and had a hearty moment together. I love the Russians' way of affection. The Russian males knew how to lean and kiss very well. Look at his right foot, he is relaxing. I need me a guy like that.

Cheers,

R-

A Quick Thought Before I Hit The Sack

Had a conversation with Burke and Pigott about this recently and I thought I'd do the same thing to the readers as well.

It is no secret that Adolf Hitler waged the wars on many nations, groups and ethnicities. IN the process, he probably killed millions of people across Europe.

It is no secret that according to Christianity, it is all about to repent, to forgive the sins and accept Jesus Christ as the Savior of one's soul.

The question is ... let's say, after killing millions of people, what if Hitler realized that he made a horrible mistake and decided to repent his sins, ask to forgive his sins on his soul as well as accepting Jesus Christ as the Savior of his soul -- this, according to the concept of Christianity beliefs, guaranteed a free ride for Hitler to Heaven!

In fact, it can happen. And it'd be hilarious to see Xians' reactions when they see Hitler waving at them in Heaven!

No? Some Xians would claim that Hitler was beyond any redemption at all, but that would mean one thing: These Xians should not judge Hitler for God or JC -- after all, it is not for them to decide. Only God, Jesus Christ and Hitler, right?

IN fact, it is highly possible that Jeff Dahmer is running free in Heaven. After all, it was reported that Jeff repented in the prison before he was killed by someone else. How wonderful is that?

R-

MY CONFIDENTIAL

There is "Coverboy Confidential" in MetroWeekly magazine in DC each week which enabled us to know a guy better by asking some odd questions. Most of the times, they chose pretty bois, twinks, queens who claimed to be athletic but only work out in the gym 22 times per week to profile for the magazine.

It is getting tiresome reading some idiotic twink who claimed to be "athlete" which I am sure that they cannot throw the ball properly!

Upon riding the train, I thought of this -- if they can do this, why can't I do it on my blog as well? So here it goes ...

R-

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What's on your nightstand? Lamp, alarm clock, a statue of Ursula the Sea Witch and yeah, the lubricant.

What's in your nightstand drawer? Actually, this particular nightstand does not have the drawer, so next!

What's in your DVD player? Rough Street Trade #3, gay porn that has been sitting there for almost 3 weeks, though.

What are your television favorites? Family Guy, The Simpsons, Vida La Bam, Desperate Housewives and Punk'd. Sometimes I watch C-SPAN just to knock myself out when I'm insomniac.

What was the last movie you went to? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid? Star Blazers and ThunderCats

If you could be any superhero, whom would you choose? Mordru! Because he is omnipotent whose desire is to rule the universe! He is ruthless and magnificent. Of course, he's not a superhero -- he's villain! But if you insist only a super-hero, I'll settle for Amethyst, though.

Who's your greatest influence? Er ... Rachel Bavister, Frances Marzolf and Roberta Dietz -- they played a huge role in influencing how I think and stand up for myself. They may have inadvertently opened the Pandora's Box by mistake. Rachel being outspoken with a dry sense of humor, Frances being so dramatic at times, Roberta being sensible and realistic in almost everything else.

What's your greatest fear? Being single at the age of 50.

Who gets on your nerves? People that are political 24/7 on a daily basis. Born-again Xians who thought they're so holy -- these bastards. Yeah, people that took me too seriously after reading my blogsite to a point where they had to clam up and be guarded of themselves in person -- so ridiculous! And last, yeah, Mom gets on my nerves, eventually.

Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable. George Washington, Stewie Griffin and Debbie Ryan

What would you serve? I'll just do the catering service. I'm not good with cooking food -- so I'll cheat, thank you very much.

Boxers, briefs or others? Boxerbriefs.

Favorite retail store? Barnes & Noble Booksellers

Describe your dream guy. Charming, intelligent, funny and laid-back.

Define good in bed. He has to go slow, attentive to details and when it's done, we cuddle and sleep together -- then do it again. That is how good it should be.

Favorite Musical Artist? I'm not fan of music but when I see the musical artist performing on TV that caught my attention -- Madonna did a great job of making me stop in my tracks many times.

Who should star in a movie about your life? Er ... Good question.

First Celebrity Crush? River Phoenix.

If your home were burning, what's the first thing you'd grab while leaving? Pictures, articles that featured me, my friends and family as well. They cannot be replaced.

What's your biggest turn-on? hairy chest and ass. I go bonkers on that.

What's your biggest turn-off? Twinks who thinks Abercrombie & Fitch are all that. They're so 'tards. People who made up stories about who I am or what I did. You should know how many stories I'm amazed at people making up stuff about me!

What's something you've always wanted to do but haven't yet tried? Skydiving -- I'm so afraid. What if the parachute does not work? Splat! But again, I probably will bounce a little. Sigh.

What's something you've tried that you never want to do again? When I was 10, I went to the beach from 9 AM to the dark -- I refused to use the sunblock lotion because it was too sticky -- let's say I was sunburned badly to a point where I was sickened with blisters all over my body -- I was on morphine for days. Such a painful time for me -- which is why I'm pretty firm against getting tanned or going to the beach in the mid-day. Ahh.

What position do you play in the big baseball game of life? Pitcher.

What's the most you'll spend on a haircut? $25. But I did $110 that included the highlights, though.

On a pair of shoes? $90.

What's your favorite season? Winter! I prefer the bitter cold than the stifling heat.

What's your favorite food to splurge with? Unfortunately, the Pillow Pack of Hormel's Pepperoni -- if I had one, I eat it all. True biz. No more, finish! I avoid it lately because I want to control the food intake. It is not good for me.

What kind of animal would you be? Duck! Because they tend to be protective of its turf and its colleagues. Ever saw a dog or cat attacking one? You never did because they knew not to fuck with the duck, because every duck will descend on the predator!

What kind of plant would you be? A plant where people will not pull me out of the ground, obviously!

What kind of car would you be? Convertible mustang!

What's your dream job? Hard to say -- I want to operate B&B Inn, that is the ultimate dream.

State your life philosophy in ten words or less. Do unto others as they would do unto you.

A Tribute To Tennessee's Dick Hancock

Category: Deaf Girls Basketball

My friends, I thought I would never do this but I have to do this. As many of you knew, I attended VSDB in Staunton, Virginia -- VSDB is one of 11-schools in The South that is affilated with the Mason-Dixon schools. Among the 11 schools are: Eastern North Carolina, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi and Louisiana.

One of my personal rival that I cannot stand the most is ... Tennessee School for the Deaf Vikings -- that school is so, fittingly, barbaric! But I must commend its girls basketball program, though. They gave VSDB and many deaf schools lots of fits, thanks to whom?

Dick Hancock.

Dick made this game challenging and fun. Yes, challenging and fun. He would devise a sign for a play that poke fun at your homestate -- enraging you through four quarters just to throw you off the track in order for his team to win. I would sit few rows behind Dick Hancock, he would turn and look at Richard Davis and stand up and spell a play -- which his team would mess another team's performance at its will. It goes on to say how much Dick commands such respect from deaf female students at his fingertips.

I warned Hedy, my sister whom played against Tennessee once in the past, not to be rattled by Dick's schemes. But too bad, she and Loretta Dennis were the only two scorers that could fight through and scored 14 and 15 points, respectively in a 49-29 loss to TSD in Knoxville. If Dick had some guts to play us in Staunton, that could be a different story but ... nobody will know.

Either way, I was saddened to learn that Dick Hancock succumbed to the brain cancer recently in Knoxville.

This man is nuts but I like him. Too bad he lived in Tennessee, not in Virginia. Too bad, he did not have the guts to play us in Staunton -- he always beckoned us to play in Knoxville but refused to play in Staunton. That bastard!

Dick, let's see ...

One National Deaf Championship
Two Mason-Dixon Championships

What more could a guy wanted out of this? You did a great job, Dick Hancock. You still suck, after all, you're in the territory that I despised the most, though. :-)

Oh, one more thing -- Dick, you're the most fucking coward coach because you refused to land your foot in Llewellyn Gymnasium. We'd kill you easily as committing a sin!


Cheers,

R-

Find Waldo?

Found this on Joetresh.com -- if not for Joe, Merritt would nag at me for not publicize his rat Jamika, his beloved dog that dominated the Pride of PetsDC contests few weeks ago. Enjoy!

1st Place in Terrific Tricks
1st Place in Mirror Image

Congratulations, Merritt and Jamika!

Cheers,

R-

The Question That Everyone Wants To Know But Afraid To Ask

This is intriguing. Ben of Wham-Bam IMmed me the link and I had to read twice because I cannot stop laughing.

But the question that everyone wants to know but unsure to ask ... did the victim die by being kicked or ... by fucked hard?

Anyone who had an experience in this manner that I have no desire to participate ... feel free to address this subject for the readers!

Cheers,

R-

P.S. I cannot promise if anyone attacks anyone who has some kind of this "unique experience" with this activity.

Zoe, Tullier, Stupid Conservative Prick and What Else?

Zoe Is Not Afraid, Just Like Chlms! Gods preserve my soul -- look at the picture on your right! Most babies tend to wail out when they see something odd and all that stuff. Apparently, Zoe does not. Zoe seems to thrive on the center of attention.

The lady holding Zoe is none other than Jonathan's sister who is the Lion King dancer at DisneyWorld. Such a fabulous costume, girl.

Seeing Zoe smiling and mesmerizing with the whole thing makes me groan a little. After all, I'll have to contend with the growing pains of Zoe -- hell, I'm still tussling with Chlms after 14 years. Gawd, I'm that old.

Judy of The Fireplace's: Judy, the bartender, is extremely cool despite the fact that she looked very grouchy at times but she is great one if you get to know her. I teased her that she is Judy Garland, referring to her first name -- she shot me a wryly smile that made others howl and whoop her on.

Many times, Toby, Manny and I would rely on her to supply us the alcoholic poison in our bodies so that we'd fuck up in the process. And many times, Judy did not complain. She complained about others, but certainly not to us. Toby and I certainly love her for who she is. Judy rocks!

God Must Have Some Message For Boy Scouts! In Fort A.P. Hill, four Scouts were killed when a lightning strike them in a swift manner. Then the heat sickened countless of Scouts two days later in which GW Bush politely cancelled the "visit" and will submit the cheapassed videotape to 'salute' the fuckers. Now in Sequoia National Park, the lightning killed the troop leader and left one brain-dead kid as well as injuring six others.

The mother nature must have some kind of message towards the BSA -- repent your sins!

Check This Out: Few shameless to promote the talents of Deaf folks out there. Tate Tullier is currently living in New York where he is getting to expand his photography skills to include whatever is possible for him. He recently unveiled his own website which I surfed. Many pictures are simply gorgeous. It was eerie to view Joey Kolcun in something other than my fraternity brother.

Overall, it is great stuff. Check his website out!

What Is This? A Joke? A friend, Deaf258, forwarded this to me via email. At first, I thought it was typical website -- but apparently, it is not. It has captions, it has lots of stuff. I actually enjoyed it very much. Check the website out.

Liberals or Radicals: Apparently, this Republican conservative prick has nothing to do other than distorting the groups between liberals and radicals. But again, hey fella, people prefers my blog over yours. Look at your numbers and ... mine. That says something, eh? Why don't you just fold, fuckwad?

GW Bush Flipped The Bird? Some said he did. Some said he did not. But I am certain GW Bush is dumb but he is not that dumb to do the bird in front of FOX NEWS, you know how it is with FOX NEWS. FOX NEWS is one big fat machine perpetuated by Rupert Murdoch. WorldNetDaily is owned by fanatic Xians who are bent on disparaging people that does not want to do anything with its Xian beliefs. Fuck 'em all.

Confidential to David Nelson: Please read the definitions of Militant and Militarist, you dumbfuck dickwad!

Cheers,

R-