The Life of William Haines

William Haines
I stumbled upon a webpage about William Haines. What caught my eye was the fact that he was born in Staunton, Virginia. Naturally, when I read his background -- ah, I have a picture of him with Joan Crawford in my photo albums -- that was William Haines!

Upon reading his life story, I was bit perplexed. What he did with his life is strikingly similar with mine! He was born on January 1, 1900 in Staunton, Virginia. He had a boyfriend living in Hopewell, Virginia (apparently, they went to the military school -- there are about 4 or 5 military schools around the Shenandoah Valley).

He was the black-sheep of his family as he ran away to Hopewell and worked at the factory and ran the dance hall. One thing led to the other, William Haines lived in Manhattan and fucked around with well-known folks like Cary Grant and so on.

Later, it was off to Los Angeles which William Haines was the star and was stucked with the contracts under Goldwyn Studios. After he was arrested for having sex with a serviceman in a local bathroom in Los Angeles, Louis Mayer ordered him to get married to keep his image -- William, like me, refused to follow Louis Mayer's orders as he was fired and blacklisted from the Goldwyn Studios for the rest of his life.



William refused to marry because he was already paired with Jimmie Shield, a guy whom William met with one-night stand which translated into 50 years of relationship.

In order to support their lives, Jimmie and William opened their own business with interior design which the Goldwyn Studios attempted to crush, but thanks to William's fag hag, Joan Crawford. Joan made it clear to Louis Mayer not to touch a hair on 'em or she will destroy his industry.

Joan was very protective of William and in the process, she helped William to round up the impressive clients which sustained their businesses for the rest of their lives. Joan, famous for being cynical statements, once said about William and Jimmie's relationship, "The happiest married couple in Hollywood."

That was a huge praise, coming from Joan Crawford. William died on Dec. 26, 1973 -- Jimmie could not handle living alone without William and he committed suicide as well.

Why is it striking similar with me?

I was born in 1973. I went to a deaf school in Staunton. I was raised in Hopewell, Virginia. I lived in Manhattan. Who knew someday, I might end up somewhere else ... but somehow, I know I'll be well-recognized by many across the nation eventually.

Haines with Crawford
William refused to marry for Louis' sake. So would I. William had Joan Crawford, I have Chlms, defBef, Perlis, kaybee, Pack, Carrie and Tabitha to round out the legion of fag hags.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

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America's Problems

Yellowstone No. 21st The United States Geological Survey has increased the status of Yellowstone to No. 21 most dangerous volcano in the country. Can't wait for it to explode -- the whole world will be in awe of this massive drama queen out of Wyoming.

Lake Tahoe Tsunami? It was reported in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that there is a possibility that the tsunami can occur in a lake like Lake Tahoe -- since there are series of faults under the lake and that the lake itself is the 10th deepest lake in the world. Should there be an earthquake under the lake, the lake will virtually turn into a bathtub where the waters will splash against all sides. Wow.

You Are Done, Mayor West -- Who's Next? The conservative Republican who fought against gay rights, was exposed as a gay man who also prey on young boys by Spokane's Spokesman Review. Spokesman-Review did a magnificent of destroying this man's reputation and he just announced that he took the leave of absence from his position as the Mayor of Spokane. Good! Who's next conservative Republican to expose? I'm sure there are hundreds of conservative Republicans out there who does this all the time -- it is no longer acceptable thing -- so we'll expose one by one.

Best Quote of the Week: Desperate Housewives' Nicollette Sheridan's Edie was confronted by Bree who was concerned that Edie caught Bree having a romantic dinner with her Pharmacist. Edie chortled, "Pharmacist? Of all people, you chose to have an affair with your Pharmacist? How Republican."

*rimshot*

Cheers,

R-

2007 Deaflympics Winter Games

I stumbled upon this information that the Deaflympics Committee has chosen Salt Lake City to host the 16th Deaflympics Winter Games on February 1 to 10, 2007.

Good luck, Utahns, let's see if you can host us well like Melbourne did recently. I sincerely hope Utahns will prove much better than they did to the deaf people in Utah in the past. If not, I'll kidnap these gorgeous Mormon guys between 20 to 30 to fulfill my fantasies.

The logo is not bad ...



On another hand, Alan, care to host me and my friends during the 16th Deaflympics Winter Games, pleeeeease?

Congratulations, Utah, for taking this as a challenge.

I had been to Salt Lake City once in the past -- the Wasatch Mountains are enormous, magnificent -- it was not easy to keep driving and not be in awe of the Wasatch Mountains on your right side. You could see the skyline of Salt Lake City sitting on the foot of the Wasatch Mountains and on your left side, you can see the Great Salt Lake looming not far.

Certainly not my preference to live but incredibly place to visit. I once entered the fast food restaurant near Salt Lake City and was stunned that the folks cooking the food is all white. In the South, you always see the cashiers being whites, the cooks being black. I left Salt Lake City on my way to Jackson Hole, Wyoming where I was overwhelmed with its mother nature.

Naturally, I'd love to head back to Salt Lake City in time for Deaflympics Winter Games.

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Banjo, This Is For You

Banjo, just saw comments on a forum called Deafreedom.com -- you obviously are stupid to start with.

You wrote, "For the record, this is how Dale got misquoted by Ridor and on purpose!"

My dear Banjo, Dale once commented on my blogsite a LONG time ago the exact one he uttered: "Your very existence is offensive to me." -- right before I deleted his comments because that particular comment was in the same paragraph where his other comments were very offensive, so I deleted it because he was offensive but I liked the first sentence. I quoted it as is. Therefore, you did not know the whole story so fuck off. Do not attempt to monitor nor know me in order to justify your comments on some cheap forum called Deafreedom.

It is good thing that Reggie White is dead -- he made a lot of hurtful remarks toward gay people and increased the risks of Down Low amongst the black men -- and when I say, good riddance to his death -- aww, you're upset that I'm so glad he's dead? Boo hoo. Get a grip.

I did not give you the permission to link my blog from your cheap-assed blog, Banjo. It is amusing that you would monitor, bicker and whine about things I say on my blog on some forum. But at least, it brought some kind of attention to my blog from many people across the world.

Pathetic creatures.

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Have You Done This Before?

I was watching Viva La Bam tonight -- I howled, then sneezed and farted at the same time -- ow, that really hurts. Did it happens to you guys before? Good thing, it did not smell.

Bam Is Still Cute ... Vida La Bam was simply great. I want Bam. I want to bam Bam, serious case. DowntownLad made a good suggestion that I talk about the videophone. I shall do that when I'm in mood to explain for readers who does not know a thing about the videophone.

Spielberg Weeps: It was reported that Steven Spielberg wept at the end of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Siths. That has to be something to check out. Fuck -- hurry, May 19th, hurry, mothherfucka!

Amethyst vs. Mordru: Some asked me why I posted Mordru instead of Amethyst -- I guess I can relate to Mordru -- like someone said, I grabbed the baby which is the symbol of innocence and ... I control the situation. Just like Mordru. I can either take its innocence or leave it alone.

Paris Hilton Is Dead! That is, in the film called "House of Wax" -- in fact, it was reported that when she was stabbed through her skull, the audience exploded into cheers.

Questions? Anyway, if you have anything else to ask me (3 is the minimum) ... feel free to post it up in Haloscan commentbox and I'll answer each the best I can.

Cheers,

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I Love This

I love Sunday nights -- time to watch "The Malcolm In The Middle", "The Simpsons", "Desperate Housewives" and "Viva La Bam".

And I'm amused that McWeenie continues to lie with this comments like:

"You’re not the only one who banned him. After giving him several respite from banning him, he continued to act just as you described. Needless to say, you can guessed what happened next. And what does he do? Complained on his blog that I banned him. Learn to lick your wounds and move on is all I can say."

McWeenie, let's be clear on this subject. I care less if you banned me. You never gave me "several respite" -- I do not care if I have to behave within your imaginative rules. I never complained on my blog that you banned me -- I merely mentioned that I am amused by your antics because you're a retard to start with. I do not need to lick my wounds. I'm already beyond you by a long shot. In fact, I entertained more people in a day than you can do in a lifetime. And you still read my blog, commented on other blogs that I followed, not your own. Always following me around, trying to attack me is a sign of immaturity, jealousy and childish act.

Accept it, McWeenie, you're nothing -- even people will say "Who McConnell?" As for me, people either love or loathe me -- you have nothing. Only "Who?" -- your problem, not mine.

Time to get back to the show, Desperate Housewives is on. Oh, by the way, McWeenie, I was at Gallaudet when the murders occurred, and you were not. Do not try nor attempt to speak FOR us, fucker. You were not there. You were not there to be interrogated, witnessed nor experienced the whole drama -- and I did. So do not try to reason your arguments with something that you never experienced, dumbfuck.



Oh, that is for you, McWeenie.

R-

Viva La Bam!

Recently tonight, Gus and I laughed, howled, cried and choked on the antics of Bam Maguera on MTV's program. Bam fucking ROCKS!

MTV has a show program called "Viva La Bam" -- some of you readers could not believe my antics at times when I do stuff to shock others, just for the heck of it -- Bam fucking reminded me of ME but what he did was very extreme.

He relentlessly bashed on his parents, bashed his Dad all the time with stuff that you could not believe! It was hilarious. I know Bam loved his parents but it is the way he expressed his love for his parents, by driving them nuts.

Bam the Terrible with His Parents
I discovered that he lives not far from where I am -- in West Chester. His gang is rowdy -- basically, his show is a statement to tell the world to lighten up and make fun of things around us! Enjoy what is on the table, that is!

Bam often made do stuff to wake his Dad up from the bed -- either socking him to wake him up, throw syrup and butter on him, throw dirty water on his parents to shock them ... when they thought of something to do, it often comes with the "blighting" of his parents' house.

Gus and I howled when Bam and the gang ruined his parents' anniversary vacation in Paris but ended up hauling their asses to Venice, Davos, Monaco and Florence -- Bam brought his uncle on the show, I believe, whose name is Don Vito -- that uncle actually believed that the Leaning Tower of Pisa is ... The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

I heart Brandon Maguera, his parents and his gang. For two hours, we fell in love with Viva La Bam -- it is scary, though, Bam reminds me of me in many ways.

After Pulling A Stunt, Bam Guffawed
When I made fun of things in life and people -- people said that I"m bitter -- they needed to check Bam Maguera first in order to understand where I stand -- it has nothing to do with these silly comments that people wanted to label me with words like childish, anger or bitter. In fact, people who whined are the ones that are bitter, angry and/or childish. When I am done with messing things up, I try to leave the scene with a sly smile. Just ask kaybee, Surdus or McFly.

Otherwise, it'd be nice to meet Bam in person and flirt a little, man. He's also cute as well. Colin is No. 1, Bam is No. 2.

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