Viva La Bam!

Recently tonight, Gus and I laughed, howled, cried and choked on the antics of Bam Maguera on MTV's program. Bam fucking ROCKS!

MTV has a show program called "Viva La Bam" -- some of you readers could not believe my antics at times when I do stuff to shock others, just for the heck of it -- Bam fucking reminded me of ME but what he did was very extreme.

He relentlessly bashed on his parents, bashed his Dad all the time with stuff that you could not believe! It was hilarious. I know Bam loved his parents but it is the way he expressed his love for his parents, by driving them nuts.

Bam the Terrible with His Parents
I discovered that he lives not far from where I am -- in West Chester. His gang is rowdy -- basically, his show is a statement to tell the world to lighten up and make fun of things around us! Enjoy what is on the table, that is!

Bam often made do stuff to wake his Dad up from the bed -- either socking him to wake him up, throw syrup and butter on him, throw dirty water on his parents to shock them ... when they thought of something to do, it often comes with the "blighting" of his parents' house.

Gus and I howled when Bam and the gang ruined his parents' anniversary vacation in Paris but ended up hauling their asses to Venice, Davos, Monaco and Florence -- Bam brought his uncle on the show, I believe, whose name is Don Vito -- that uncle actually believed that the Leaning Tower of Pisa is ... The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

I heart Brandon Maguera, his parents and his gang. For two hours, we fell in love with Viva La Bam -- it is scary, though, Bam reminds me of me in many ways.

After Pulling A Stunt, Bam Guffawed
When I made fun of things in life and people -- people said that I"m bitter -- they needed to check Bam Maguera first in order to understand where I stand -- it has nothing to do with these silly comments that people wanted to label me with words like childish, anger or bitter. In fact, people who whined are the ones that are bitter, angry and/or childish. When I am done with messing things up, I try to leave the scene with a sly smile. Just ask kaybee, Surdus or McFly.

Otherwise, it'd be nice to meet Bam in person and flirt a little, man. He's also cute as well. Colin is No. 1, Bam is No. 2.

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Why Do It?

Living in Virginia all my life -- I always stumbled upon some freaks who are interested in reenacting the Civil War by attending to the battlefields, dressed up as soldiers and all that stuff.

I always cringed and thought it was stupid way to honor the dead. They are enjoying playing the roles of people who were actually killed on the battlefields. Do you see anyone playing the role of Hitler and Nazis bombing the cities and reenact the battlefields in Europe between the Allies and the Axis?

Or will we have the reenactments in the Persian Gulf Wars 100 years later?

This is absurd. Even Gus chortled, "Let's make the Twin Towers so that we can re-enact the planes crashing in and having it all tumble down all over again. Cool, is it?"

I snickered in agreement.

To folks who are obsessed with the Civil War -- I grew up in Virginia where the majority of battlefields took place -- grow up and find a new hobby, you necrophiliac freaks!

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Who Would Believe This?

Category: Sports

Washington Wizards Who would have believe this? That the Washington Wizards are better than the Los Angeles Lakers even with Kobe Bryant in it? I once remarked on my blog a long time ago that as long as Abe Pollin runs the organization in Washington, the Wizards will always find a way to lose games more than they can win.

This year, they did very well without any well-known players, finished the season at 45-37, good enough to clinch a spot in the Playoffs.

And they just won the Series against Chicago Bulls for the fiorst time in 23 years. Way to go, Wizs!

The organization, I care less about Abe Pollin -- fuck him and drop dead already, underwent many tribulations and dramas in 20 years. From Juwan Howard to Michael Jordan to Kwane Brown, it is nice to see them back in the contention for the title.

Congratulations, Wizards.

Virginia Cavaliers: They fired Pete Gillen and brought a new coach in Dave Leitao. That guy seemed to be a winner but competing in the ACC is not going to be much easier -- why did I say "seem", that guy went 58-34 in three seasons at DePaul, went 156-51 as ASSISTANT COACH under Connecticut Head Coach Jim Calhoun BUT he did not fare well at Northeastern as Head Coach, lost more games than winning, though. So only time will tell.

Speaking of Virginia Cavaliers, let's hop on UVA's Women's Basketball -- Kathy McConnell-Miller! When I was a kid, I was introduced to UVA women's basketball game versus North Carolina State. As I was sitting with Avery along with more than 2,500 fans. When the game started with a tip-off, Virginia simply overwhelmed, trashed and massacred North Carolina State in the first 6 minutes of the game as Virginia was up by 24, 27-3. I was impressed and I saw Kathy McConnell coming off the bench and she fared very well for the Cavaliers.

Little did I know that she also has a sister whose is Suzie McConnell-Serio who used to play for Penn State Lady Lions and still holds the nation's All-Time Leader in Assists, averaging 14 points and 10 assists per game.

Suzie may be famous amongst the Women's Basketball circles for her accomplishments as an Olympian, picking two medals in the process. Kathy quietly built a reputation of her own as a coach. She was hired to coach the Colorado Buffs, that may be very tough situation for Kathy to accomplish, considering the fact that the school just fired the guy whom I care less to remember his name and hired a new Athletic Director to clean up the reputation of school where men are pigs and took advantage of women in general. All I cay say for Kathy is good luck. She's the winner and she probably will bring Colorado back to the NCAA Tournament in a short time.

Oh, Summer Is Coming: It means what? NASCAR and horse races -- I despise them. They ain't sports. NASCAR wasted gas, it is not a sport to drive a car! Horses are not a sport, it is gambling! Why they get attention, I don't understand the American psyche with this shit.

C'est la vie.

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Robert of LimeShit.com Is American Idiot

I noticed something interesting -- Faggot Robert of LimeShit.com claimed that he did not know that I'm deaf when DowntownLad questioned whether if he allows Deaf people to comment on his blogsite?

How stupid is Robert? Probably by a mile and half, really. I already mentioned on the TOP of my blogsite from day one that I'm Deaf Gay Militant Terrorist. How can one not be known by that -- even when I asked a hearing guy via the IM whether if my blogsite indicated that I'm Deaf clearly. He responded, "Yeah, very."

AS you can see, Robert, you're stupid, blind and jerkass as usual. But again, what do I expect from Roehmosexual?

Cheers,

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The Dark Crystal

I'm going to set up the Wish List so that I can get The Dark Crystal. It is been years since I get to see that film. Looking back on the storyline, it gave me some kind of hope.

According to the story, the Crystal was shattered and bred two races: urRu and Skeksis -- urRu are the Mystics, wiser and calm. Skeksis are wicked, greed and hunger for power, ruled the region with terror. There was a prophecy where the missing shard that will heal the Crystal at the same time when three suns comes in the alignment and the two races will be assimilated and returned to the Crystal.

Skeksis, for obvious reasons, dread that. urRu were ready. Suffice to say, in the ending part where the brave character finally put the missing shard into the Crystal inside the Skeksis' castle as urRu arrived in time to overcome the Skeksis' resistance as the Crystal brightened the room and urRu eventually swallowed the Skeksis into their beings and cleansed the sins of the place.

Today, I look at the struggles of Democrats, Republicans, Conservatives, Liberals -- one day, the ones with the common sense will swallow the rest. Just like the urRu did with the Skeksis.

I'll leave you to your own imagination.

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Mind Your Own Business, Putin Says

According to the DrudgeReport, Vladimir Putin will take a shot at our government to mind our own business. I completely agreed with Vladimir Putin, we cannot go out and criticize others while we do not focus on ourselves first.

We have too much problems on our hands here in this country where Republicans aligned with dirty Conservatives and crazy X-ians to bash the Democrats, Liberals on a daily basis. Some states has questionable election problems. The Bush Administration tried to use 52% of the election total as a mandate which is ridiculous to start with.

The Administration approved the use of torture, approved the denial of due process to anyone else that is/was imprisoned on the United States' property. The Administration produced the Patriot Act which is terribly thing for the authorities to abuse against us.

We have no business of telling Russians what to do whereas we do not run the true democracy in this country. When you claimed that this country is democratic, I say bullshit. There are too many corruptions on every level with the federal, state, local governments and businesses to a point where they fucked around with people from day one.

For a change, Putin is right.

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Watching The Local News

Today, I get to watch NBC 10 Channel here in Philadelphia. I was amused with three stories.

Another Police Brutality -- Yawn! Two days ago, there was a video footage of police brutality. What the Police Officers did was wrong. They claimed that it happened because the suspect made a racist slur and spat at the officer. My take on this? Bull-shit. I doubt the suspect did a thing like this. You can see the stunned suspect being whacked by the police officer. It is difficult to tell who is white, hispanic or black -- but it appears that everyone else is white. Enjoy the controversy -- as always, the Police Department is trying to lie its way out.

The Most Dumb Kid In The World: This kid decided to break up with his girlfriend. His girlfriend got pissed at what he said about her to others in a local high school -- his girlfriend had a copy of nude picture of ex-boyfriend. She copied 300 papers and distributed it in the high school -- that boy felt violated by that and he even went on to say that the lesson he learned not to trust anyone else with the nude pics even with his girlfriend. Yes, you got it right. He's back with her. What a dumbfuck.

Can Tom do this, Perlis? This is champ. I want a cat like this one. This is one smart cat. I is the VEE-VEE!

Remember the underpass thing that many people saw the Virgin Mary? Someone defaced the Virgin Mary. Some folks wept at that fact -- paint the mofo wall already!

Ahh, that is pretty much to report in Philadelphia. God. Even the craigslist.org in Philadelphia is kinda DEAD! :-(

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