Friday, May 13, 2005

Gallaudet Commencement

Before anyone else can attack me outright on this -- congratulations to the Class of 2005.

I had been watching Gallaudet Commencement during the live webcast. It is nice, so nice, to have the captions when you cannot understand I. King Jordan's fingerspelling. Either he's bad fingerspeller or I'm getting old.

Andy Lange has a moustache. Who does he thinks he is? Tom Selleck? Andy, your moustache won't get women behind your wife's back!

Anyway, let's back to the list of people that I knew ... I'd wish to congratulate some and bash some as well. You know how it is -- I cannot live without bashing someone else in the process. That's what makes you guys snicker behind the monitor where nobody else knew. YOu can always tell your friends, "Did you read what RT said? That was so awful!" But the reality is that when nobody is around you, you laughed at the comments I made because it is SO true.

The folks that I do not know who has been eliminated because they wasted my space and time. These ones who got mentioned are, rest assured, going to be commented. Anything to add, feel free to talk about it in the comment box!

Doctor of Philosophy
Carolyn D. McCaskill -- This is another milestone for Deaf African-American woman whose I never took a class under but I enjoyed talking to her in person. She is dynamic and funny person.

Doctor of Audiology
Nobody I knew is on the list-- do you think I'd befriend an Audiologist? My ass, fuckwads.

Education Specialist
Nobody else I knew!

Specialist in School Psychology
Next!

Master of Arts/Master of Science/Master of Social Work
Tammy Mae Ennis -- a nice gal, I used to work with her in Benson Hall! Congratulations, Tammy!
Hollie Michele Fallstone -- weird gal.
Jenifer Ann Floyd -- Heard a lot about her and finally met her last summer, very nice woman.
Linnae Ann Gallino -- how many Masters does this gal has?
William George Garrow -- This is hearing guy whom I first thought was Deaf and he loved it. Very cute, but straight. Very cool, laid-back skaterboy! He told me that he does not have a cellphone nor a regular phone. He only owns TDD, videophone and pager. He said that he does not have hearing friends. I have to decree him as Deaf person, Will you are now Deaf.
Daniel Joseph Girard -- Nice gay boy whose I am wary at times. ;-)
Rose Ann Sarah Goodman -- Aww, congratulations, Rosey!
Kelly Marie Gunderson -- Heard that she's dramatic gal but she's always nice to me.
Joseph Michael Kolcun -- About time you get out of there, Joey! But thanks for the fun times in the fraternity!
Christen Ascension Moreno -- I am surprised that she was even in graduate school.
Stacy Ann Nowak -- Stacy, KDES, MSSD, Gallaudet as undergraduate and now finishing graduate school -- all on one campus -- when will you ever get a life outside of Kendall Green?
Sarah DesHotels Tullier -- a Cajun gal who is now NYC Newbie, congratulations, dear!
Lisa Diana Wasilowski -- Sonny's wife -- Lisa -- love you!!
Michael Francis Wynne -- About time.
Dorian Richard Yanke -- Eww!
Jamie Ann Yost -- Knew the name, she's Virginian and so am I.

Bachelor of Arts/Bachelor of Science
Anthony Adamo -- One of the most popular HUG students at Gallaudet. Sexy, though.
Raymonda Azrelyant -- So-so girl but I always thought her brother is hottie.
Jill Kay Birchall -- Congratulations, Jilly!
Keith E Blamble -- My god, this boy is graduating?!
Arlinda Suzanna Boland -- Congratulations, Arlinda!
Kitty Sue Bottoms -- This gal's family lives few miles away from my parents' house. Nice gal, but crazy family.
Marcus Michael Chmaj -- Pah!
Keith Lyle Clark -- One of my best friends, in fact, he is one of Leathal Weapon 3 (Me, Mark and Keith)
Raymond Paul Clark -- When will he emerge out of the closet?
Stephanie Lynn Danner -- Gallaudet's greatest swimmer.
Jason Edmund Dietz -- My favorite elementary school teacher's sister's son is Jason. Nice fellow. Also loved Jason's mother, Rita. Rita is feisty and hilarious woman in New York.
Terri Monroe Dietz -- Jason's wild wife. By wild, I meant in a very positive way.
Joshua Seth Dowling -- This fag liar is graduating?
Christopher Hayden Driscoll -- The best heterosexual a gay person could have in a friend. We partied so hard frequently when we were in college -- took him forever to graduate. Love him to death.
Cassey Love Ellis -- Smart and feisty gal.
Esme Pearl Farb -- Esme, congratulations! The path on your side is very difficult that nobody else can imagine what it is like to be in your shoes but I root for you, m'love!
Stephen Hernan Farias -- Time flew fast? He's graduating?
Kristin Renee Feldman -- Pah!
Sean Ryan Hauschildt -- This is wacky guy that I enjoyed to chat from time to time.
Mark Lee Helmuth -- My other best friend, one of Lethal Weapon 3 (LW3)
Tanya Dawn Holmes -- What's next for this woman? The US President?
Jonathan Myron Hughes -- Nice fella. I'm not saying anything here.
Amanda Nicole Huser -- She is now graduating? Shit, time flew fast.
Jesse Jones III -- It is only matter of time before he realized who he is.
Shannon Ruth Kapp -- My dear girl, congratulations!
Ryan Cloyd Kelly -- Ryan, Ryan, Ryan -- you did it!
Matthew Hideo Kohashi -- Great photographer during Deaflympics
Heather Dawn Lewis -- Nice gal but I cannot stand her brother, Ben.
Raylene Paulayne Lotz -- Nice gal.
Matthew Louis Malzkuhn -- His father is Brian Malzkuhn who conned many deafies.
Edwin Manuel Martinez, Jr. -- What a milestone for him!
Michael Adam Milcznski -- Nice guy. Did not get to know him more.
Laurie Rose Miskovsky -- She's back in school?
Amelia Christabel Mowl -- She is nice but the gossips continue to run that she is really a hearing person. She flunked (or passed?) the Audiology tests, I was told.
Amy R. Nelson -- Sweet God, she graduated! Congratulations, Amy.
Kristy Nan Nowak -- Sister of Stacy Nowak who never left Kendall Green. Sad, though.
Svenna Britt Pedersen -- Heard a lot about her but never met.
Gerald Michael Pickering -- Always saw him around, thought he was bit odd.
Gregory Joseph Podlaha -- [Guys and gals, fill your words in this blank]
Zavier SabiĆ³ -- This guy thinks he's all that.
Cody Clint Sadler -- He graduated? Now he can go back to the place where the sun does not shine.
Shoshannah Oppenheimer Stern -- This gal is fun to party with, trust me. At first, I thought she was too much for me but when we got drunk, she is hysterical.
Christopher Troy Sutton -- Eeek! Mercy upon us for this fella is graduating!
Todd David Timmer -- A homophobic conservative prick.
David Lee Trevathan -- Lee, Lee, congratulations! But be careful with these stuff
Jaimie Valencia -- Nice fella.
Kathleen P.J.M. Vercruysse -- The Girl from Belgium, CONGRATULATIONS!!! This gal can swear that the first day we were introduced by Rico of The Netherlands, drama ensued for days between three of us!
Terri Paulette Vincent -- NYC Idiot
Jesse Christopher Woosley -- Nice guy, never talked but always saw him everywhere.
Marlon Bernard Wynne -- About time.
Ryan Matthew Zarembka -- Ryan, honest to God, must you mention Kappa Gamma when you speak to the student body? Just wait when you step into the real world -- Kappa Gamma is not the world.

Cheers,

R-

Imagination Is Great

To imagine is good. To believe in the imagination that can take you anywhere else in the universe has to be good. Reading novels, comic books and watching movies are all part of imagination that makes us all ... human, right?

I just completed watching "Finding Neverland" -- it was inspirational film. It tells us that it is good ... no ... wonderful for us to imagine things, even if it seems to be out of ordinary with reality.

When I see Sir James Matthew Barrie watching four boys jumping on their beds, I immediately understood. Why did the boys jump on the beds? Because they wished they could fly. Suddenly, the slow motion of the scene showed the boys slowly flying out of their bedroom. The slow motion of the boys started to fly off their beds made me have goosebumps all over the body.

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Second star on the right and straight until morning!

The film is about the author of Peter Pan, Sir James Matthew Barrie who was inspired by a family of four boys with no father and a dying mother and eventually wrote the play that is immortalized today with millions of people loving Peter Pan. Peter was named after Peter Llewelyn Davies, one of four fatherless boys.

It was moving, inspirational and triumphant film for anyone who loves to dream.

I dream to conquer the universe and remake it in my image. That is good imagination, is it?

R-

Thursday, May 12, 2005

More Information on Jeff Beardsley's Lawsuit

North Las Vegas Police Spokesman Tim Bedwell said, "Our first line of communication with deaf individuals is written notes. That's what we teach our officers and that's what we practice."

That is one big FAT lie. I know because I experienced several times with different police officers across the nation -- they always discriminated. Know why they discriminated? Because they do not have a deaf person working in the police department! If they had one or two, they would see, observe and learn how to deal with deaf people. But no, they forbade a deaf person from working for the police department. Whose fault is it? Hearies, of course!

Enjoy this and that!

The last time I heard, Jeff was living in San Diego -- now in Las Vegas. Int-eresting.

R-

Deaf News, Vocational Rehabilitatives Services, Jeff Beardsley and Stupid Hearie Cops

A friend of mine IMmed me today and told me to check this. I was amused. I'm sure only Deaf people would be able to read what one said, but hearing people who knew nothing about American Sign Language -- feel free to ask us if you wanted to know what it was being said.

On another hand, it was not surprising that the Bush Administration did this.

And last, I was surprised to see the name, Jeff Beardsley on the lawsuit versus the city of North Las Vegas. Jeff Beardsley was very self-loathing person at Gallaudet, always ready to lash out at anyone else for doing an insignificant thing. Everyone knew he's gay, he's flaming queen -- but he made it sure that nobody has to know the truth. It was bit ridiculous.

We were on good terms -- at least, I like to keep this way, he has a character of his own -- but certainly not the type that I would mingle on a daily basis.

I am sure that Jeff antagonized the Police Officers in North Las Vegas but the Police Officers knew better than to tell people to read the lips -- and refused to provide the necessary steps to communicate in an effective manner.

Fuck you, GHW Bush for starting this concept, "Read my lips-synchin' shit!" By using this concept, the Police Officers often berated Deaf people when it comes to automobile accidents, ran red light or pulled over for anything else.

One time, my friend lost control of a friend's SUV on a wet intersection and slammed into the tree right next to the bank at the shopping center in Greenbelt after leaving Denny's Restaurant. Anderson, Manny, Wittig, Jeff, Toby and I endured such a bizarre incident with the local police officers in Greenbelt, Maryland.

We waited for the cops to arrive. When the cops arrived, they did not come to us to help us out. They berated, screamed and yelled at us -- we kept on saying, "Get the paper pad and pen!" One dumbfuck hearie cop came to my face and screamed at the top of his lungs that I could feel the vibrations, "READ MY LIPS!"

One cop kept on putting the flashlight in Deaf person's face -- excuse me, we need to use our eyes to communicate -- quit fucking pointing that in our faces! I attempted to tell the female hearie cop to tell the male hearie cop not to do that -- the female hearie cop then told the male hearie cop -- he ran up to my face and screamed me to back off.

I grinned and told my friends to remain calm and stay defiant. I do not want anyone of us to miscommunicate to a point where they can use it against us (some of us were drinking!) in the court of Law. I kept on gesturing for a paper pad and a pen. This male hearie cop refused -- I got fed up and walked back to the wrecked SUV to search for the paper pad and pen so that I can write down the name of the cop(s) and the badge numbers. When the male hearing cop saw me trying to look at his badge -- he quickly covered it and pushed me off and tried to block me from checking his car's number.

He ordered me and my friends to stay in one area as one female hearie cop urged the male hearie cop to abandon us. Yeah, you heard it right, the fucking hearie cops abandoned us on the spot at 4 or 5 AM in the morning -- how nice! They are not there to serve or to protect us. They are there to berate, alienate or control us of our actions -- that's why when I heard a cop being killed by anything else, I thought: "One pig down, more to go."

Fuck 'em. Drop dead, you stinking hearie cops!

R-

Men Will Always Cheat

When a guy told me that he is loyal, trustworthy and honest -- I tend to roll my eyes slowly and smiled at my friends. Even with the fact that I have penis, I am aware that men do cheat. They do lie. It is human nature to lie.

Even the Borg Queen told Data, "You are becoming more human everyday, you are learning how to lie."

Even The Oracle asked The Architect in the last film of the Matrix Triology if The Architect is going to uphold the promise to the inhabitants of Zion that they will not attack Zion. The Architect chuckled and said something to an extent, "Remember, we are not humans."

By that, he meant humans do lie, humans do break promises, humans do things like this.

2,000 years ago, it was unlawful for a single woman to be pregnant under any circumstances. If a single jewish woman got pregnant without the proof of marriage, she would be stoned to death. Mary got pregnant. Oops. The common sense of human nature is to lie in order to save your life!

Simply put, point your finger in the sky and say, "He did it." You got the cosmic lie that continues to run today. I am talking about the possible theory of this -- it is nature for anyone to lie in order to spare their lives from certain deaths. Mary was no different, in my opinion.

It was no difference when Bill Clinton lied about his blowjob with Monica Lewinsky. It was no difference when Roger Kessler plagiarized an article for some newspaper. It was no difference when George W Bush claimed that he served honorably in the Armed Forces.

To lie and to be a hypocrite is two big difference. The Scranton Times in the city of Scranton about 111 miles north of where I am, declined to publish the articles mentioning their own Congressman Don Sherwood (R-PA) cheated on his wife with 29 years old woman. That old geezer, Don Sherwood, is 64 years old.

Republican or Democrat, everyone cheats at some points during the lifetime. But Congressman Sherwood is hypocrite. That is my beef -- lie or not, but he is hypocrite -- he advocated the morals and criticized others for bad morals but look at him, he cheated, did he?

I was amused when I found this, apparently someone is pissed off and decided to showcase the men who cheated on their spouses. I wonder if "Huh" can help their spouses by identifying them?

It was mentioned that our own brave soldiers and courageous police officers were busted in drug stings in Arizona recently by the United States Drugs Enforcement Agency. 16 of them. This proved that we need to legalize drugs. The War on Drugs has been the losing cause for years and will continue to do so.

IN Florida, I saw the brief segment on CNN that the Republican senator from Florida is suing the woman from Miami for mentioning in the papers that he was married six times. He is suing her for defamation of character -- the truth is that he was married only five times.

Five or six? What is the difference? If you fucked 110 times and someone said you fucked 112 times, is it big difference?

Absurdity is my medicine to stay alive in this world. OH, by the way, you do lie sometimes, though. Don't bother to lie -- remember, each time you lie, you are becoming more human than ever.

Cheers,

R-

Scott McClellan, Are You Retard?

Perhaps the worst press secretary of White House in the last 200 years has to be Scott McClellan. This boy thought that the press corps are stupid.

Did you notice that the Bush Administration seemed to be obsessed with September 11? Everything revolves the 11th of September. These dumbass folks need to stay in New York and watch how New Yorkers adapted to the demise of World Trade Center. I think it is safe to say that the New Yorkers are living very normal in comparison with the folks in White House. They are already past the mourning and denial stage, what happened in the Nation's Capital was dumb.

Did you know that nobody notified Bush until the whole drama ensued ended, then 36 minutes later, Bush was briefed by the secret service that White House was evacuated, and this, that and there? 36 minutes later? What if something really happened that can affect the nation's security in minutes and yet, let's not bother Bush with his "workout exercise"?

When the White House Press Corps asked Scott why they did not notify Bush about what happened. Scott repeated the bullshit line 10 times that there are protocols that were placed right after the September 11 drama.

What protocols?

Rubbish. Scott is the classic 'tard.

R-

A Plea for Canadians

1. Adrian Desmarais, email me at Ridor9th@gmail.com to discuss about getting together in Toronto -- we will stay in a high-rise hotel in Toronto. Please get in touch with me to share the information. It is likely that we will stay in Deluxe Chelsea Hotel.

2. I would like to get in touch with Will Sharpe of Stratford, not far from Toronto -- if someone could get in touch with Jason Morden, Tammy Murphy -- please have them email me at Ridor9th@gmail.com so that I can locate Will Sharpe. It is about time that someone has to locate this cute boy.

Otherwise, how's Thursday treating you all?

R-