Weird News To Read

Test the Potomac & Hudson River! This article said that the Po River in Northern Italy which goes through Milan and Turin, was tested positive for cocaine. How? Apparently, lots of people snorted then later, they piss in the urinals which led the urine into the sewage and into Po River. Cool. They need to do the same thing in Hudson River and Potomac River -- I'm sure it will go off the charts.

Licking The Blood Wounds Is No-No! In Bend, Oregon -- a football coach was reprimanded by the school board for licking a student's bleeding wounds. Too bizarre for my taste.

Now There Is Jewish Terrorist? When this particular Jewish person decided to shoot 4 Palestinians, that was an act of terrorism but the news was quickly subdued and the focus shifted from him killing four Palestinians to his being lynched by the Arab residents. Why change the focus? Whose fault was it?

Conservative Crybabies! Did you hear about Robert Novak? The conservative commentator for CNN snapped at Democrat James Carville during CNN's "Inside Politics" and walked off the set during the live exchange on TV. Was it the Conservatives, for years, who lambasted at Liberals for being a crybaby? Look at Robert Novak, he whined like a fucking crybaby. Grow a spine then come back. On second thought, don't come back!

No Ronald Reagan Boulevard! Enough is enough. Ronald Reagan is NOT the God. Ronald Reagan caused the deficit to balloon during the Cold War struggles. Ronald Reagan, contrary to the popular beliefs, did not end the Cold War! When the union for commercial planes called for a strike which many flight attendants, pilots, workers associated with airlines walked out -- Ronald Reagan had them all fired and replaced. Suddenly, the pathetic Congress insisted that we change the Washington National Airport to honor this fool! The unions represented the true Americans, not Reagan! Then there is this stupid International Trade Center on Pennsylvania Avenue NW which the Congress insisted that it be named for Ronald Reagan. Now the Congress are working on a bill to rename the 16th Street as Ronald Reagan Boulevard -- and guess what? The DC residents does not want it at all. It is their town, not the Congressmen's towns.

My Sister's Drawing: I was cleaning up the books in one of my boxes, I stumbled upon the old issue of The Virginia Guide and saw my sister's artwork -- I thought I'd share this with y'all just to lighten up the moods. Enjoy!

Cheers,

R-

Remember Sue Gunter?

Last February, I wrote this entry because I wanted people to know who Sue Gunter is. She is exceptional woman in her own right. She made a huge impact on many players, especially with the inner-city women.

Not only that, when she was diagnosed with Emphysema two years ago, she did not hesitate to turn her program to her assistant coach Dana "Pokey" Chatman, a female African-American who did not blink her eye in the face of adversity as she took the team to win the SEC Championship by routing Tennessee Lady Volunteers and plowed her way to the school's first Final Four appearance. The most recent season, Dana once again led the school to its second consecutive appearance in Final Four where they were upset by the upstarts in Baylor.

Sue Gunter, the Basketball Hall of Fame Coach, has died at the age of 66 this morning in Baton Rouge, Louisiana after a long period of battling Emphysema.

Sue Gunter was and is still the influential woman and a true pioneer in making what the sport is as of today. If not for Sue's trademark frantic defensive pressures, there will be only one team that could plow anyone else in the nation -- that is Tennessee. Sue managed to exorcise the Hell out of Pat Summitt's Lady Volunteers year in and out with the limited talents Sue could use.

By seeing Sue Gunter making the use of limited talents, it gave the sense of hope to many players who could not play for Tennessee but against Tennessee. The result is that many players are able to choose different schools instead of going only to Tennessee.

One word: Parity. Sue Gunter was not the only instrumental coach that brought the parity to the sport but she certainly played a huge role in this manner. She managed to keep Seimone Augustus home away from Tennessee's lure.

Sue, you did a great job. Nobody in the sport will forget you. Rest in peace, Sue.

Here are few pictures of Sue Gunter in action. You can see how intense she is when she is coaching Louisiana State University Women's Basketball team.


Tennessee's Pat Summitt and LSU's Sue Gunter

"Damn you, Zebra! Here is my Cajun stare!"

Update: Dana "Pokey" Chatman is taking care of Sue Gunter's memorial and funeral services, as per Sue Gunter's wishes. That did not surprise me at all. She believed in Dana "Pokey" Chatman's abilities to do what is right for her, her program and everyone else. Godspeed, Sue.

R-

Joan Collins Is No Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter

I am utterly amused by the whole article by Joan Collins, who starred as the cunning vixexn Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter on the famed show called DYNASTY some years ago.

She penned the comments for the UK Daily Mail, claimed that the destruction of the Great Britain will not come from outside, but inside.

Among her rants is this line:

As Percy held the door open to let me through, a 6ft tall, middle-aged, horse-faced male pushed past me, trod on the hem of my dress and rushed outside to climb into the taxi that the doorman had waiting for us

Oh? Joan went on to bitchin' that this guy walked by her as if she is nobody and "trod" on the hem of her dress! That guy should trod bit longer so that Joan can shred her dress that she can afford to buy 100 wardrobes with it!

But on a general note, Joan is correct when it comes to civility.

Tomato, care to explain? Are you the one that Joan Collins was referring as "middle-aged, horse-faced male"?

*ducking tomatoes*

Cheers,

R-

What's Wrong With This Picture?

The Corps of Discovery

Some people argued that the concept of diversity do not work because it will only lead divisiveness. Not really. I supported the concept of diversity to an ... extent. I heard some whining comments from Republicans, Conservatives and Xians who accused Liberals, Democrats and other minority groups for not being diverse enough to include them.

Last time I knew, liars is not part of diversity!

But I digress. Let's run back to 1804. Thomas Jefferson decided to send an expedition through the lands which Bonaparte Napoleon sold to the United States also known as The Louisiana Purchase. Needless to say, many of you were taught that William Clark and Meriwether Lewis led the expedition to the Pacific Ocean. They were also led not only by a woman but also the Native American, Sacagawea.

Among the members of the Corps of Discovery is John Cotler, this guy was born and raised near Staunton, Virginia -- where I attended the deaf school. John Cotler was the first caucasian that walked around the region with geysers and stuff like that and came back to report the findings to Lewis & Clark. They thought John Cotler was nuts or something. The folks then termed Cotler's tales as "Cotler's Hell". The place that John Cotler described is now known as Yellowstone National Park!

However, what is wrong with this picture above? Actually, there is nothing wrong with it -- you can see African American slave York, French Canadian Toussaint Charbonneau, Native American woman Sacagawea working with John Cotler, Meriwether Lewis and William Clark. This image is the perfect example of what diversity is all about.

Update: Off the point but still consistent with the remarks that I wrote this week -- another Boy Scout is dead, apparently, God is not done with the Boy Scouts. I should warn the male adolescents that joining the Boy Scouts is more likely to get them killed than joining the [insert the group]!

Update II: Don't forget to turn the comments in for Bitch Session IX -- due this Friday!

Cheers,

R-

Few Nasty Stuff To Knock You Out!

Irving's Flaccid Monster: A friend of mine who is heterosexual, told me that he is not ashamed to compare his penis with anyone else's penis. He said it is very normal to do that which I agreed with him 100%. Too bad, not many heterosexual men would admit that they do check men's packages to compare with themselves.

Anyway, my dear friend told me that he walked in the shower area where he saw this well-known person sporting a massive 7-inch flaccid monster. Suffice to say, he was in state of disbelief but covered his shock(ment) very well to a point where he exclaimed to me via the IM that the President of the local university is hung like a horse! I had to reassure him that being big at flaccid does not mean that it will spring a longer one -- it probably will inflate only, whereas some men has 4-inch flaccid dick but spring more than 7 or 8-inch dicks. So it is possible that this gentleman who leads the university has big one but it is ordinary one by any means -- I hope it is, for God's sake!

Speaking of Penis! Jeff Carlson can vouch this for me. This happened in Dr. Sharon Barnartt's class some years ago. Her class lectures can be so boring. Tiresome at times. I decided to walk out of the classroom to the bathroom to piss and throw some cold water in my face in Hall Memorial Building's south wing.

You know the bathroom in south wing has the handicapped bathroom on the left when you enter the bathroom -- I pulled the door open only to have it pulled back so hard that it slammed so loud.

There was a guy inside with his pants down wanking himself off. I was speechless. I only saw his pants down and all that, I could not see his face -- he managed to close the door so fast that I could not register who it was. Needless to say, the incident jolted me wide awake and went back to the classroom -- Jeff saw my wide-eyed face. He plied incessantly to tell him what happened.

I confessed in front of the students in the classroom -- it is easy to sign so fast that Dr. Barnartt could not register what I said in the classroom but everyone in the classroom was intrigued by what I said. So each time a guy passed by the classroom, everyone would yell or wave to get my attention so that I can identify his color pants and shirt, "Is that him?!"

I'd say, "No."

It happened about 3 or 4 times -- to a point where Dr. Barnartt was piqued with curiosity after seeing every student peeking at the door repeatedly. And she insisted that someone explain the whole thing. Everyone looked at me. I went ahead and told her everything in front of snickered students. Dr. Barnartt rolled her eyes and said, "It is OK to MASTURBATE!"

You should see how she signed that word. Jeff and I, along with everyone else in the classroom, nearly died of heavy laughters.

Football Season Is Coming! I enjoyed the college football season more than the NFL has to offer. I thought it was fitting that I insert the hot picture of a football player making out with a male cheerleader -- would that be a sight to behold in some Nebraska high school football field? Probably never in my lifetime.

Two So Far! It is interesting to know that not many people knew that they are offender of some sorts! A friend emailed me to check the link -- and I did follow up on this and over there. Interesting tidbits, though. But you are not allowed to intimidate, harass, threaten or harm these people because they *already* paid the price for this. This is public information -- and unfortunately, we can access to this information by any means.

Update: I neglected to mention that the offender on "this" link is also the die-hard Xian of Mark Wood's Cult. So much for "noble duty before God".

R-

Virginia Cavaliers

Category: Women's Basketball

Sonny Wasilowski?! Let's head down to Virgin Islands this coming Thanksgiving -- just you and me and maybe Lisa, eh? So we can watch Virginia play Minnesota once again in the Paradise Jam Tournament, eh?

What A Great Catch! North Carolina courted heavily for Monica Wright, a 5'11 guard from Northern Virginia who is rated anywhere between No. 2 to 10 in many publications, has signed with Virginia Cavaliers. Not many of you are fan of Virginia Cavaliers Women's Basketball but I am -- so here is the link!

Watch out, Duke & North Carolina -- the Queen of the Hills shall be back to reclaim the throne, you motherfuckers! Payback is going to be painful for Tar Heels and Dookies.

Yes, I'm staring at you guys!

Update: There is a comprehensive article about Monica Wright. She is the next Dawn Staley! With her along with Lindsey Hartig and Paulisha Kellum joining the bandwagon -- Virginia shall be back to the national prominence as deserved!

R-

My Domain, My Thoughts -- Get Used To It Or Else!

Look At That Guy's Crack! I seem to have the world's longest butt crack, even when I pull the jeans to cover it, it still barely covered the butt crack. It is tiresome when I get out of the swimming pool yesterday only to be shouted by Gus' mother to tell me to pull up. Alert -- beet red all over my face as Gus' nephews snickered. It is not the first time. Even Chlms would jolt me by pulling it up sometimes for me. I do not know why it kept on showing -- any tips to preserve my butt crack from being exposed to the world would be appreciated.

Aftermath Of Legalized Gay Marriage: This is going to be so TRUE!

Believe It Or Not: The hoopla surrounding the new film coming near your theatres is none other than The Dukes of Hazzard. When I was a kid, the TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard, were on Friday nights -- the boys in the dormitory would sit and whoop at the car chases even if it was not captioned for some years. When the "O1" car went over the cliff, the students would imitate the sounds as it landed -- the male students would start barking in high-pitched sounds, trying to imagine what the car would sound like when it landed on the gravel roads. These are the undeniably silly stuff that routinely happened to the male adolescents whose had plenty of fantasies.

I recalled crying so hard by heavy fits of laughters after my dear friend, Byron Wilson who told me of an incident at Kenfucky School for the Deaf in Danville, Ky when he was in junior high school, I believe. He said that there was a large group of male adolescents in junior high school watching The Dukes of Hazzard on a relatively quiet Friday night. They were sitting in a half-circle on the couch surrounding the uncaptioned film. When Daisy Duke showed up on the screen, wearing the trampy clothes that revealed more skin than ever, one developmentally disabled student sitting not far from Byron immediately stood up and imitated the masturbation session right next to the TV stand. This led guys to groan, holler, scream, bicker and of course, be distracted by this nutty student who goes bananas for Daisy Duke.

Such a life for male adolescents that lacked the Internet, pagers and videophones back then.

Let's move on to another subject, five years ago, I was driving to Richmond, Virginia from Little Rock, Arkansas after the little nonexistant wedding that I attended -- I was so tired, I decided to sleep in my car at the rest area for an hour or two, it was around 3 AM or so near Nashville, Tennessee.

I made it a habit to leave the camera in my dashboard because there are stuff that you wanted to catch during the long trips. I fell asleep for about 45 minutes before I feel the loud vibrations resulted from a car that rolled in a parking spot a space away from me. It was loud. I was startled by that and could not believe it -- I knew if I tell my friends, they'll laugh and discredit.

Ahh, that's where the camera comes in. I took a picture of it then went back to sleep some more. This is not fake, by any way, at all.

This Route To Gallaudet: This highway led to Downtown Richmond en route to Washington, DC. Not only that, Dad always used this route to head down to the city for work, recreational activities or even visiting Staunton. Each time we headed this particular highway on Interstate 95, I thought this was interesting scene to view while driving over the James River Bridge.

For Christian Wojnar's Eyes: This is for you.

Today Christian Confessed
Cheers,

Victorious R-