Guess Who I Am?

After taking the test, it computed that I am none other than ...



Did not surprise me, really.

And the scary part is that GayOrbit is Anakin Skywalker and I am Darth Vader -- well, I am a notch better than he will be. And I do not advertise nor ask readers to spread the words about my blog like he did. I let my performance do the job.

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C'mon, It is Bullshit

Conservatives are crying a river about Newsweek's retraction related to the comments flushing the Koran down the toilet. One conservative guy (You kno who he is, right?) IMmed me out of amusement, I guess, with a line: "Newsweek Lied, People Died!"

Is this a line they stole from Liberals who said, "Bush Lied, People Died. Clinton Lied, Nobody Dies!"?

And let's see ... no weapons of mass destruction, 1,500 American soldiers dead, thousands injured, untold numbers of Iraqis civilians dead which the US Armed Forces treated as animals by refusing to count them as well ... and you Conservatives whined about Newsweek's retraction?

Where were you when Bush lied about the weapons of mass destruction, Bush's enthusiasm to occupy Iraq on false and misleading information which some of the CIA operatives claimed that were pressured by the Bush Administration?

Spare me the hypocrisy, Wojnar.

There were theories on some blogs that the Newsweek were pressured by the Bush Administration to retract or face the wrath of being unpatriotic through other means.

Sounds like ... a typical of Sith?

Remember a while ago I compared Siths with Conservative Republicans? Well, the press are coming out with the exact comments that I said before I even saw the Episode III. You see, I am always right. I was always right. And I will be always right!

When GW Bush said "If you are not with us, you are with the terrorists." -- I was alarmed by that white/black category. Well, when Anakin Skywalker said, "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." Obi-Wan Kenobi echoed my exact sentiments, "Only a Sith thinks in absolutes."

I have to be a Jedi or something better than Yoda. Hell, I can still remember my Mother weeping when Yoda finally died after living for 900 years. I was stunned when she wept as I saw someone leaving a wallet on the floor, I thought to myself, "My force is indeed dark." I took it. Mom saw it and grabbed it -- I yelled and gestured violently that "Finder-keeper! Finder-keeper!" Mom said, "No, no ... God whacks you if you do not give it back -- !!" Suddenly, the guy came back to look for it -- I grabbed the wallet from Mom and gave it to him, thus making myself look good and Mom looking bad. That guy gave me $5 for safeguarding the wallet. $5? That cheapskate hearie!

When I was a kid coming home for the weekend from deaf school, I told my older brother that I heard about the "famous movie people like titled wars star something?" My hearing brother talked about it and corrected me that it was not Wars Star -- and Mom took us to Ridge Cinema just right across from Regency Square Mall in Richmond, Virginia -- Yeah, Mom paid 6 of us siblings to see the flick along with Mom. When it opened with the famous line: "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ..." -- then its famous few yellow words that rolled up from the bottom to the top -- if you can read the tiny words at the top of the roll, you must have an excellent vision! Then suddenly, a ship rolled in -- bam! You see the lasers shooting back and forth from this small ship and the scary white X-ian shit (c'mon to think of this, the destroyer ship looks like a cross if you analyzed it bit more) -- chasing down the vulnerable ship.

Yes, this was done without the captions. We rarely go to the cinemas unless it is worth the time to figure out what one is being said to the other. Hearing people took things for granted -- grr!

You know, a part of me likes Emperor Palpatine because he manipulated others for his needs -- when he said to Luke in Episode VI, "If you cannot be turned to the dark side, then your sister shall be." Luke raised his lightsaber as Darth Vader gets in a fight -- you could see Emperor Palpatine laughing maniacally. That is me. Guess what, I digress once again. I am getting caught in Star Wars hype, obviously.

Back to the subject, my dear dirty Conservatives, filthy Republicans and wacky Xians -- where were you when there was no weapons of mass destruction? Where were you when more than 1,500 American soldiers died? Where were you when GW Bush joked at a fundraising dinner that he thinks the weapons of mass destruction is in this dining room?

So be quiet for a change.

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Farrell's Grandfather Dies

You know me, I have a boner for Colin Farrell. I got this from Carrie via SFGate.com's Daily Dish. Enjoy.

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FARRELL MOURNS GRANDFATHER

Hollywood star Colin Farrell has returned home to Ireland for the funeral of his beloved grandfather. Jimmy Monaghan died on Thursday after a long battle with illness.

Farrell once said of his grandfather, "I took my son James to meet him when he was nine weeks old and my grandad said: 'She's a lovely girl.'"

*Labored Breathing*

I was reading the article about Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Siths. It mentioned that the film shocked many critics as it brutally transformed Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader. It may change the way we viewed Darth Vader of who he was.

It also mentioned that the killings are gruesome and grisly. I was intrigued by that. It also mentioned that after the conflict with Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin would be maimed so badly that he has to rely on the machines to run his life -- as Darth Vader.

That is good way to make you curious about the Episode III. Some parents are upset that Lucas did it to make the film PG-13 -- I say, fuck the parents. Stick with the storytelling, don't appease the parents.

Anyway, I was googling the 'net about Darth Vader -- I came to these two very interesting links.

One hilarious. One that made me say "What the fuck?"

1. Darth Vader Robbed Pizza Deliveryman
2. The face of Darth Vader can be found on ...

Enjoy!

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See What Craigslist Can Do For Me?

Got IMmed by a certain friend of mine in New York -- whom we played once before via the Craigslist.org last year. He then invited me to visit his alma mater, Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire for a weekend last November which I enjoyed immensely and blogged from Hanover, New Hampshire.

And today, he invited me to go with him to Las Vegas and probably will stay in Bellagio Hotel in mid-June or early July. The dates are tentative but it is confirmed that he wanted me to go with him or the trip itself is cancelled.

So much for silly imagination spewed by some folks who thought it is so "dangerous" to wander into Craigslist.org.

Yay. Me off to Las Vegas, maybe I can see Chlms, Jon Gay and Jess for a dinner and a dip in its massive swimming pool and all that shit one day out of a week-long vacation?!

Cheers,

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Truer Words Were Rarely Spoken

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your eyes for I have something to share about Kurzetard -- life is so bliss when you act like she does not exist at all. Simply delete the link. Ignore her comments. Do not respond to her antics. She just needed attention. From there, she will wither. Anyway, here is the message!

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I just wanted to tell you how happy I am that someone finally tells that crazy bitch how she really is. She has "slandered" many people in her day. She preaches this self-richus talk about how she can't stand gay people but then turns around and is the first to tell you how many women have hit on her, in her crazy unrealistic rendition of her past.

She also talks about how lucky she is to be alive after her "carbon monoxide" issue. Her husband was wasted and left the car running. Hello.

She tried to say that I Carrie Cameron "sexually harassed" her at Arthur. Are you serious? Have you seen her? Have you seen me? There is no way I would ever "harass" her, or anyone for that matter. If I was going to turn lesbo, it sure would not be for Amy Kurz. Also I do recall a day that she brought pictures of herself before her breast reduction and after. Forcing me to look at her in a bathing suit is punishment enough, let alone accuse me of harassing her.

I have spoken to a large number of the deaf community and everyone loved the day she left CR. There should be a party every year on this day. She has burned many bridges with a lot of people here in CR. Thank heavens she went somewhere else.

You do have to pity her though. She sits day after day in front of the computer on her little blog, writing her thoughts, misspelling words, making fun of others and the way THEY are illiterate and slandering whoever makes her mad that day. While the world passes her by. If I were a this bitter of a person I would take a long look at my life. In the end all you leave behind is an imprint of your life. I hope mine is nothing like hers.

Carrianne Cameron
Interpreter
Arthur Elementar

George Lucas & The Sequel to ...

I'm excited about Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge of Siths but tone down with the commercialism. I feel I am seeing too many Darth Vaders around on the tube. Slow down -- too much hype can backfire, George Lucas.

Good news. It was reported by Variety News that there will be a sequel to the 1982 fantasy film whom we loved: The Dark Crystal.

It will be titled as The Power of the Dark Crystal -- instead of using the muppets, it will use live-action animatronic characters with computer-generator animation.

The film will open in 2007 in time for its 25th Anniversary of the first film, The Dark Crystal. The best part is that the writer of The Dark Crystal is penning for the sequel. At least, it probably will be as good. Here is the tidbit that could make this very good -- remember the original heroes, Jen and Kira -- they are King and Queen and will fight to save their kingdom when the crystal is once again split.

Sounds intriguing? You bet.

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