Sunday, May 15, 2005

Top 10

I got this from USA WEEKEND. Thought it was intriguing. I will comment on each places that I already visited.

Top Places For Fun (2004)
1. Las Vegas -- Of course, the town is 24/7 entertainment city. Each visit I went, drama ensued.
2. Iowa State Fair - Des Moines
3. Times Square, New York City -- What is there to see except the tourists? I can't stand Times Square because of tourists -- they do not know how to walk properly. They suddenly stopped and the commuters crashed into them. I go there only for Broadway plays and avoid the Square as much as can be.
4. Cedar Point, Sandusky, Ohio
5. Provincetown, Cape Cod, Mass -- Ahh, gay people made it a tourist destination but never went there. I heard that you could fuck openly in the beach area, though.
6. Guadalupe River tubing, Texas
7. Audubon Zoo, New Orleans
8. Disneyland, Anaheim, CA
9. National Air and Space Museum, Chantilly, VA
10. Telluride, Colorado

Most Beautiful Places (2003)
1. Red Rock Country (Sedona, Arizona)
-- I visited this place once before. It was difficult to explain what it is like.
2. Nighttime view from Mount Washington, Pittsburgh
3. The upper Mississippi River
4. Hawai'i's Na Pali Coast
5. Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco
-- Agreed with this one.
6. Grafton, Vermont
7. Jenny Lake, Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming
-- I was there -- the Teton MOuntains simply overwhelmed me.
8. Key Largo to Key West in Florida
9. Clingmans Dome, Great Smoky Mountains National Park, Tennessee
10. The squares of Savannah, Georgia
-- It is historical area -- very liberal in that area where gays people can kiss their partners openly. See, that is the whole point -- Liberals make it beautiful and safe. Can the Conservatives? Nah, they can't.

National Treasures (2001)
1. Gettysburg Battlefields, Pennsylvania
-- Barf. I went there. It is so barf. I grew up in Virginia, I'm so sick of Civil War reenactments shit.
2. Acadia National Park, Maine
3. Gateway Arch, St. Louis
-- I saw it. I'm like, "That's all?"
4. Statue of Liberty, New York -- The closest thing I did is riding the Staten Island Ferry during the nighttime -- I swear the lady sported big boobs when the lights illuminated from the ground floor.
5. National Civil Rights Museum -- I passed Memphis 4 times in my lifetime, if I knew there was a museum like this, I would stop by!
6. Brooklyn Bridge, New York City -- This is the bridge where you can view Manhattan in action from Downtown all the way to Midtown -- the skyscrapers and everything ... it always inspired me each time I walked over the bridge.
7. Acoma Indian Pueblo, Acoma, NM
8. USS Arizona Memorial, Honolulu
9. Hollywood sign , Los Angeles
-- Sometimes you cannot see the sign because of smog. Sometimes you can see the sign. Honest to God, I always thought it was massive huge until I visited Los Angeles and realized, "Oh, that is all?"
10. Home, sweet home -- This is true. I once fooled my parents that I'm bringing 2 friends home for the Labor Day Weekend from Gallaudet -- I brought 9 friends instead. And my parents still fed them all. I sincerely hope someone has the picture of us all when the Tropical Storm hits the waterpark which we invaded all day long.

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Only In Texas

If it was 4 black men beating up on white guy and left him to die in an open pasture, there would be an uproar in Texas. It was not a long time ago when this fella from Texas whined that there has to be some kind of punishment for African-American kids who roughed and beat up on white teenagers in New York.

This Texan was quick to complain about an incident that happened 1,641 miles away from his backyard but he was largely muted when something happened in his backyard (255 miles away).

What happened is that there were four white boys who lured the mentally disabled African American boy to the white-only party where they could tease, pick and eventually wasted him to a point where this mentally disabled person now cannot walk on his own and cannot speak clearly.

All four white boys were slapped on the wrist on charges that is pretty much meaningless to start with. These four white trash, the jury decided, deserved a second chance instead of facing the music at all. Boo hoo, the white trash made a "stupid mistake", they should not be punished for crippling the mentally disabled person.

Apparently, the mentally disabled African American man is not valued at all, according to the white trash folks in Linden, Texas.

IN Texas where it is OK to raise the Rebel flag next to the American flag, where it is OK that whites sit with whites in this section and blacks sit with blacks in other section. I know because I saw stuff like that in Tennessee and South Carolina. There is an unspeakable rule -- blacks sit over there, whites here -- it is unlawful to segregate but the social rules remain the same.

This is the reason why we needed the hate crimes laws enacted to make sure that the culprits won't get away with this actions.

John Wesley Owens, Dallas Stone, James Cory Hicks and Christopher Colt Amox are four white trash thugs who does not deserve a chance to live and hold a job because they totally destroyed a person's dignity. This was premeditated, wanton and random act of violence upon a minority person. But in towns like Linden where the courts routinely made deals with whites and favored whites over blacks, it did not surprise the African American community.

Just look at this article -- nothing will happen to four white trash folks, but if it was four black thugs on white person -- four black thugs would be lynched so fast that you could not stop the fire alarm from setting itself off.

A typical day in Texas, really. Don't forget to whack a black guy in Texas -- you can get away with it with a slap on the wrist. That is their message to white trash these days.

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Which One Is Better: Terry Dolan or Kerry Lofy?

Terry Dolan, like Roy Cohn, is self-loathing Roehmosexual who co-founded the National Conservative Polticical Action Committee, died of AIDS in 1986. You hear me, the scourge of AIDS does not discriminate anyone else. It killed a conservative prick who bashed on gays for years with the line like, "Our nation's moral fiber is being weakened by the growing homosexual movement and the fanatical E.R.A. pushers (many of whom publicly brag they are lesbians)."

I'm so glad Terry is dead. But the NCPAC is ashamed to admit that one of theif founding fathers are faggot. Ask them who Terry Dolan was? They won't remember.

Terry Dolan stated that the secret of fundraising is to try to "make them angry and stir up hostilities. The shriller you are, the easier it is to raise funds. That's the nature of the beast."

How great is that? That is why the Conservatives insulted, tarred and bashed the Liberals from day one. Payback is going to be a huge bitch, Conservative pricks.

You can read more about it in New York Times.

I'm so glad that this heterosexual guy was very thoughtful -- he took out a gay friend whose had no date to the prom and it caused a huge drama and the heterosexual is challenging the citation. This heterosexual guy has to be hot in my book. Way to go, Kerry Lofy -- you rock my boat!

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Hottie Kerry Lofy

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His Date with the Inflatable Doll last year at the Prom

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After winning the Homecoming King, he dressed as Hugh Hufner

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Classy Tux in Duct Tape


As you can see, Kerry Lofy is making his own path. He is brilliant young man -- people who did this to him needs to get a life of his own.

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Eye Candy

Sometimes I shake my head in amazement with the strides Tyrone Giordano has achieved in the last few years. Words cannot describe how I feel for a dear friend of mine to be in the position where not many people has the opportunity to work with people like Ashton Kutcher.

I wuv ya, Ty.

Enjoy the pics I found floating on some website. Eye candy for others, but for me, by putting it on my blog, I get to preserve a piece of pride for my friends.

Enjoy.

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You see, Ashton, it says to whack the infant?

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Oh, defBef is going to kill me because I'm next to Ashton.

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Who can claim that they sat next to Ashton at the beach? I can.

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Ty On A Roll


The captions were not done by Ty himself -- I did. It is all fiction. No need to get excited about it. But the pictures are real.

Looking forward to the next film which Ty will perform with Diane Keaton. Whoo! Many of us are tickled pink and rooted for you, Ty!

Cheers,

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Even George Washington Said So!

It is Sunday. There is nothing I love to lambast these nutty X-ians on Sunday. Of course, when I'm done with it, it is time for another episode of Malcolm In The Middle, The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives and Vida La Bam!

Here is an interesting tidbit -- this country was not founded for, of and by the Christians. The X-ians attempted to say that one needs to look at our currency where it reads: "In God We Trust" -- which implied that the nation was founded on Christian ideology. It was not.

In fact, the currency of this country never had these words until 1956 -- after the years of persistence by Xian nuts to instill "some Xian ideology" in the currency to affirm the nation's beliefs.

Remember, during 1950s, there was this Red Scare -- communism is godless ideology -- Oh, God, we must combat this Great Evil -- how? Put "In God We Trust" in our currency.

*spits*

I saw one quote from the email I received from a certain blogger, it reads which I agreed completely -- it came from whom? George Washington, the first President of the United States. Xians, read and weep:

The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.

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For Kathleen P.J.M. Vercruysse

Kathleen, congratulations with your graduation from Gallaudet. This girl was introduced to me by a good friend of mine, Rico who hailed from Amsterdam, The Netherlands in Summer 2001. At that time, Rico told me that Kathleen will join with us to Paramount Kings Dominion two days after she arrived from her country, Belgium.

Rico warned Kathleen that I'm going to americanize her like I did with Rico and Berna. It was all in good tease. I met Kathleen before everyone else did -- I immediately liked her, her aura and her sense of adventure.

On the first Saturday of June where each year, there is Deaf Awareness Day at Paramount Kings Dominion, hundreds of Deaf people flocked to the amusement park, taking advantage of cheap prices and a chance to see old friends and make new friends as well.

I drove down to Doswell, Virginia from Washington, DC with Kathleen and Rico. It took about nearly 1 hour and 45 minutes to get there. But with Rico and Kathleen yakking, the timing was not important -- more than 10 times, we saw the familiar faces and hands moving in some cars en route to Doswell -- we knew they were Deaf or associated with Deaf peers on way to the amusement park.

Kathleen complained that she needed to stop at a convenience store to purchase the pack of cigarettes. We exited just south of Fredericksburg, Virginia to a Texaco gas station. Three of us walked in the store as I rushed to the bathroom to piss. I was clearly irritated with the hearing peers around us who thought they are better than us. So I just either 005 at them or stare at them as I would want to infect them with something else.

Kathleen was bit apprehensive about buying cigarettes as she was not profilic in English. So Rico and I pitched in to help her whatever she needed. She chose the pack of Marlboro cigarettes. The cashier asked her for identification. Kathleen did not understand. I told her if she has a passport or driver's license. She said she has Belgium Driver's License. I told her to use it. She gave it to the cashier.

The cashier pulled the book that contained the proof of identification in 50 states and 13 provinces/terrorites in Canada. I quickly intervened the cashier that she is from Belgium.

The cashier looked at me as if I was dumb. I stared at her. She continued to search the book to see if Kathleen's ID matches one of them.

I slammed my finger on the notepad and said, "She is from Belgium!"

She kept on going through and looked at Kathleen and said, "Sorry, I can't sell you this to you because your identification is not in the book."

I shot back, "The book contains only 50 states and Canada!"

The lady said, "Her identification is not in Canada."

I wrote, "Belgium is in Europe!" Then signed in a rapid manner, "You dumbfuck redneck white trash!" to which Rico and Kathleen broke into loud guffaws. I wrote again, "Europe is NOT in Canada or in the United States, get me the manager!"

You could see the hurt in her eyes as I scoffed her to get out of my way and the manager came. I blasted the manager to smithereens that Belgium is a fucking country in Europe -- get that fucking book out of our way! Sure enough, Kathleen went back to my car and retrieved her passport to prove that she is from Europe.

Rico said, "That's enough. Let's go."

Kathleen was bit shaken but offended that some white trash in Virginia actually insisted that Belgium is part of Canada one way or other.

Rico, always obsessed with Mountain Dew, hopped in my car with Kathleen and I wrote back with the final words -- I must have the final words -- to quote McFly's ASL slang: "Me Finish Dry Hot Dog!" -- I wrote, "I understood why you are working as a cashier, retard."

I walked out like Alexis Carrington Colby. Then I got in the car and told Kathleen and Rico -- both smiled with the sense of triumphant feelings. Nobody should doubt us in the first place.

Get this through your skulls -- Belgium is NOT in Canada!

Me finish dry hot dog!

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