There is "Coverboy Confidential" in MetroWeekly magazine in DC each week which enabled us to know a guy better by asking some odd questions. Most of the times, they chose pretty bois, twinks, queens who claimed to be athletic but only work out in the gym 22 times per week to profile for the magazine.
It is getting tiresome reading some idiotic twink who claimed to be "athlete" which I am sure that they cannot throw the ball properly!
Upon riding the train, I thought of this -- if they can do this, why can't I do it on my blog as well? So here it goes ...
R-
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What's on your nightstand? Lamp, alarm clock, a statue of Ursula the Sea Witch and yeah, the lubricant.
What's in your nightstand drawer? Actually, this particular nightstand does not have the drawer, so next!
What's in your DVD player? Rough Street Trade #3, gay porn that has been sitting there for almost 3 weeks, though.
What are your television favorites? Family Guy, The Simpsons, Vida La Bam, Desperate Housewives and Punk'd. Sometimes I watch C-SPAN just to knock myself out when I'm insomniac.
What was the last movie you went to? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid? Star Blazers and ThunderCats
If you could be any superhero, whom would you choose? Mordru! Because he is omnipotent whose desire is to rule the universe! He is ruthless and magnificent. Of course, he's not a superhero -- he's villain! But if you insist only a super-hero, I'll settle for Amethyst, though.
Who's your greatest influence? Er ... Rachel Bavister, Frances Marzolf and Roberta Dietz -- they played a huge role in influencing how I think and stand up for myself. They may have inadvertently opened the Pandora's Box by mistake. Rachel being outspoken with a dry sense of humor, Frances being so dramatic at times, Roberta being sensible and realistic in almost everything else.
What's your greatest fear? Being single at the age of 50.
Who gets on your nerves? People that are political 24/7 on a daily basis. Born-again Xians who thought they're so holy -- these bastards. Yeah, people that took me too seriously after reading my blogsite to a point where they had to clam up and be guarded of themselves in person -- so ridiculous! And last, yeah, Mom gets on my nerves, eventually.
Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable. George Washington, Stewie Griffin and Debbie Ryan
What would you serve? I'll just do the catering service. I'm not good with cooking food -- so I'll cheat, thank you very much.
Boxers, briefs or others? Boxerbriefs.
Favorite retail store? Barnes & Noble Booksellers
Describe your dream guy. Charming, intelligent, funny and laid-back.
Define good in bed. He has to go slow, attentive to details and when it's done, we cuddle and sleep together -- then do it again. That is how good it should be.
Favorite Musical Artist? I'm not fan of music but when I see the musical artist performing on TV that caught my attention -- Madonna did a great job of making me stop in my tracks many times.
Who should star in a movie about your life? Er ... Good question.
First Celebrity Crush? River Phoenix.
If your home were burning, what's the first thing you'd grab while leaving? Pictures, articles that featured me, my friends and family as well. They cannot be replaced.
What's your biggest turn-on? hairy chest and ass. I go bonkers on that.
What's your biggest turn-off? Twinks who thinks Abercrombie & Fitch are all that. They're so 'tards. People who made up stories about who I am or what I did. You should know how many stories I'm amazed at people making up stuff about me!
What's something you've always wanted to do but haven't yet tried? Skydiving -- I'm so afraid. What if the parachute does not work? Splat! But again, I probably will bounce a little. Sigh.
What's something you've tried that you never want to do again? When I was 10, I went to the beach from 9 AM to the dark -- I refused to use the sunblock lotion because it was too sticky -- let's say I was sunburned badly to a point where I was sickened with blisters all over my body -- I was on morphine for days. Such a painful time for me -- which is why I'm pretty firm against getting tanned or going to the beach in the mid-day. Ahh.
What position do you play in the big baseball game of life? Pitcher.
What's the most you'll spend on a haircut? $25. But I did $110 that included the highlights, though.
On a pair of shoes? $90.
What's your favorite season? Winter! I prefer the bitter cold than the stifling heat.
What's your favorite food to splurge with? Unfortunately, the Pillow Pack of Hormel's Pepperoni -- if I had one, I eat it all. True biz. No more, finish! I avoid it lately because I want to control the food intake. It is not good for me.
What kind of animal would you be? Duck! Because they tend to be protective of its turf and its colleagues. Ever saw a dog or cat attacking one? You never did because they knew not to fuck with the duck, because every duck will descend on the predator!
What kind of plant would you be? A plant where people will not pull me out of the ground, obviously!
What kind of car would you be? Convertible mustang!
What's your dream job? Hard to say -- I want to operate B&B Inn, that is the ultimate dream.
State your life philosophy in ten words or less. Do unto others as they would do unto you.
Saturday, July 30, 2005
A Tribute To Tennessee's Dick Hancock
Category: Deaf Girls Basketball
My friends, I thought I would never do this but I have to do this. As many of you knew, I attended VSDB in Staunton, Virginia -- VSDB is one of 11-schools in The South that is affilated with the Mason-Dixon schools. Among the 11 schools are: Eastern North Carolina, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi and Louisiana.
One of my personal rival that I cannot stand the most is ... Tennessee School for the Deaf Vikings -- that school is so, fittingly, barbaric! But I must commend its girls basketball program, though. They gave VSDB and many deaf schools lots of fits, thanks to whom?
Dick Hancock.
Dick made this game challenging and fun. Yes, challenging and fun. He would devise a sign for a play that poke fun at your homestate -- enraging you through four quarters just to throw you off the track in order for his team to win. I would sit few rows behind Dick Hancock, he would turn and look at Richard Davis and stand up and spell a play -- which his team would mess another team's performance at its will. It goes on to say how much Dick commands such respect from deaf female students at his fingertips.
I warned Hedy, my sister whom played against Tennessee once in the past, not to be rattled by Dick's schemes. But too bad, she and Loretta Dennis were the only two scorers that could fight through and scored 14 and 15 points, respectively in a 49-29 loss to TSD in Knoxville. If Dick had some guts to play us in Staunton, that could be a different story but ... nobody will know.
Either way, I was saddened to learn that Dick Hancock succumbed to the brain cancer recently in Knoxville.
This man is nuts but I like him. Too bad he lived in Tennessee, not in Virginia. Too bad, he did not have the guts to play us in Staunton -- he always beckoned us to play in Knoxville but refused to play in Staunton. That bastard!
Dick, let's see ...
One National Deaf Championship
Two Mason-Dixon Championships
What more could a guy wanted out of this? You did a great job, Dick Hancock. You still suck, after all, you're in the territory that I despised the most, though. :-)
Oh, one more thing -- Dick, you're the most fucking coward coach because you refused to land your foot in Llewellyn Gymnasium. We'd kill you easily as committing a sin!
Cheers,
R-
My friends, I thought I would never do this but I have to do this. As many of you knew, I attended VSDB in Staunton, Virginia -- VSDB is one of 11-schools in The South that is affilated with the Mason-Dixon schools. Among the 11 schools are: Eastern North Carolina, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi and Louisiana.
One of my personal rival that I cannot stand the most is ... Tennessee School for the Deaf Vikings -- that school is so, fittingly, barbaric! But I must commend its girls basketball program, though. They gave VSDB and many deaf schools lots of fits, thanks to whom?
Dick Hancock.
Dick made this game challenging and fun. Yes, challenging and fun. He would devise a sign for a play that poke fun at your homestate -- enraging you through four quarters just to throw you off the track in order for his team to win. I would sit few rows behind Dick Hancock, he would turn and look at Richard Davis and stand up and spell a play -- which his team would mess another team's performance at its will. It goes on to say how much Dick commands such respect from deaf female students at his fingertips.
I warned Hedy, my sister whom played against Tennessee once in the past, not to be rattled by Dick's schemes. But too bad, she and Loretta Dennis were the only two scorers that could fight through and scored 14 and 15 points, respectively in a 49-29 loss to TSD in Knoxville. If Dick had some guts to play us in Staunton, that could be a different story but ... nobody will know.
Either way, I was saddened to learn that Dick Hancock succumbed to the brain cancer recently in Knoxville.
This man is nuts but I like him. Too bad he lived in Tennessee, not in Virginia. Too bad, he did not have the guts to play us in Staunton -- he always beckoned us to play in Knoxville but refused to play in Staunton. That bastard!
Dick, let's see ...
One National Deaf Championship
Two Mason-Dixon Championships
What more could a guy wanted out of this? You did a great job, Dick Hancock. You still suck, after all, you're in the territory that I despised the most, though. :-)
Oh, one more thing -- Dick, you're the most fucking coward coach because you refused to land your foot in Llewellyn Gymnasium. We'd kill you easily as committing a sin!
Cheers,
R-
Friday, July 29, 2005
Find Waldo?
Found this on Joetresh.com -- if not for Joe, Merritt would nag at me for not publicize his
Cheers,
R-
The Question That Everyone Wants To Know But Afraid To Ask
This is intriguing. Ben of Wham-Bam IMmed me the link and I had to read twice because I cannot stop laughing.
But the question that everyone wants to know but unsure to ask ... did the victim die by being kicked or ... by fucked hard?
Anyone who had an experience in this manner that I have no desire to participate ... feel free to address this subject for the readers!
Cheers,
R-
P.S. I cannot promise if anyone attacks anyone who has some kind of this "unique experience" with this activity.
But the question that everyone wants to know but unsure to ask ... did the victim die by being kicked or ... by fucked hard?
Anyone who had an experience in this manner that I have no desire to participate ... feel free to address this subject for the readers!
Cheers,
R-
P.S. I cannot promise if anyone attacks anyone who has some kind of this "unique experience" with this activity.
Zoe, Tullier, Stupid Conservative Prick and What Else?
Zoe Is Not Afraid, Just Like Chlms! Gods preserve my soul -- look at the picture on your right! Most babies tend to wail out when they see something odd and all that stuff. Apparently, Zoe does not. Zoe seems to thrive on the center of attention. The lady holding Zoe is none other than Jonathan's sister who is the Lion King dancer at DisneyWorld. Such a fabulous costume, girl.
Seeing Zoe smiling and mesmerizing with the whole thing makes me groan a little. After all, I'll have to contend with the growing pains of Zoe -- hell, I'm still tussling with Chlms after 14 years. Gawd, I'm that old.
Judy of The Fireplace's: Judy, the bartender, is extremely cool despite the fact that she looked very grouchy at times but she is great one if you get to know her. I teased her that she is Judy Garland, referring to her first name -- she shot me a wryly smile that made others howl and whoop her on.
Many times, Toby, Manny and I would rely on her to supply us the alcoholic poison in our bodies so that we'd fuck up in the process. And many times, Judy did not complain. She complained about others, but certainly not to us. Toby and I certainly love her for who she is. Judy rocks!
God Must Have Some Message For Boy Scouts! In Fort A.P. Hill, four Scouts were killed when a lightning strike them in a swift manner. Then the heat sickened countless of Scouts two days later in which GW Bush politely cancelled the "visit" and will submit the cheapassed videotape to 'salute' the fuckers. Now in Sequoia National Park, the lightning killed the troop leader and left one brain-dead kid as well as injuring six others.
The mother nature must have some kind of message towards the BSA -- repent your sins!
Check This Out: Few shameless to promote the talents of Deaf folks out there. Tate Tullier is currently living in New York where he is getting to expand his photography skills to include whatever is possible for him. He recently unveiled his own website which I surfed. Many pictures are simply gorgeous. It was eerie to view Joey Kolcun in something other than my fraternity brother. Overall, it is great stuff. Check his website out!
What Is This? A Joke? A friend, Deaf258, forwarded this to me via email. At first, I thought it was typical website -- but apparently, it is not. It has captions, it has lots of stuff. I actually enjoyed it very much. Check the website out.
Liberals or Radicals: Apparently, this Republican conservative prick has nothing to do other than distorting the groups between liberals and radicals. But again, hey fella, people prefers my blog over yours. Look at your numbers and ... mine. That says something, eh? Why don't you just fold, fuckwad?
GW Bush Flipped The Bird? Some said he did. Some said he did not. But I am certain GW Bush is dumb but he is not that dumb to do the bird in front of FOX NEWS, you know how it is with FOX NEWS. FOX NEWS is one big fat machine perpetuated by Rupert Murdoch. WorldNetDaily is owned by fanatic Xians who are bent on disparaging people that does not want to do anything with its Xian beliefs. Fuck 'em all.
Confidential to David Nelson: Please read the definitions of Militant and Militarist, you dumbfuck dickwad!
Cheers,
R-
Thursday, July 28, 2005
So Many Persons To Chat, So Little Time To Do So
When I stayed in the District for nearly two weeks, I get to meet many old friends to catch up -- some are not quite enough. That is the problem of being Gallaudet Alumni, I guess.
Last night at POUR HOUSE, formerly known as Politiki Bar, I get to see many old faces but the problem is that I get to chat with many persons for a brief time. I nodded when people brought up this blog in my face. Sometimes I want to talk about something else, not my blog.
It was good to see the Veit Guy there as well. He is still hot, even with the fact that he is married. As time passed by, some people just looked better.
I get to chat with Ben for a while -- too bad, it did not last for days.
Some people wondered what kind of group do I like to hang out? I like to hang out with friends, old faces and I rarely make new friends. I just do not like to make new friends -- I mean, you have enough friends, why need more? Are you that desperate to make more friends? Certainly not me. I enjoyed laughing -- especially at things in life. When one hits the chord, I like to guffaw at times. I guess I am lucky to have friends who knew how to hit the chords ... excessively.
I do not like to hang out with folks that are pretty malice towards others, I mean -- I am quite malicious if I want to but that is quite enough for the world, is it?
I saw a familiar figure at POUR HOUSE that actually made me shiver. Her aura sets off the burning ice that could paralyze the bastions of Hell. But the problem is that it is her personality! She was in town for some kind of training for GLI -- Gallaudet Leadership Institute. I think I gave a clue to who she is. I'll leave the readers to figure out.
Speaking of GLI, I think it is kinda stupid that this country seems to bent on train almost everyone else to be a leader of some sorts. To me, it is not good idea. Eric Heckman, Mark Wood and Barbara Hathaway comes to mind. Hell, Heckman said that Bob Dole once told him that he can be the President of this country! When he actually wins the election, I'm applying for citizenship in Canada.
My point is that you train too many people to be the leaders of some sorts, sending them to go against each other over little things in this country -- it is putting ourselves on a path to trivialize the unity of this country.
There is a group called "LeadAmerica" who is currently training some kids for some kind at Gallaudet related to Capitol Hill crap -- according to its website, "LeadAmerica’s mission is to transform our world’s next generation of young leaders by inspiring, educating and instilling in them ethical and principled leadership values, attitudes and skills."
Let's face this -- many people are not suitable to lead or do whatever is necessary. Some are followers, some are leaders, some are independent -- but it seems to me that this country seemed to be in the state of frenzy to push for everyone to be a leader of something else.
With this attitude, it is no secret that we will have a prototype of Eric Heckman taking over the country in less than 50 years!
R-
Last night at POUR HOUSE, formerly known as Politiki Bar, I get to see many old faces but the problem is that I get to chat with many persons for a brief time. I nodded when people brought up this blog in my face. Sometimes I want to talk about something else, not my blog.
It was good to see the Veit Guy there as well. He is still hot, even with the fact that he is married. As time passed by, some people just looked better.
I get to chat with Ben for a while -- too bad, it did not last for days.
Some people wondered what kind of group do I like to hang out? I like to hang out with friends, old faces and I rarely make new friends. I just do not like to make new friends -- I mean, you have enough friends, why need more? Are you that desperate to make more friends? Certainly not me. I enjoyed laughing -- especially at things in life. When one hits the chord, I like to guffaw at times. I guess I am lucky to have friends who knew how to hit the chords ... excessively.
I do not like to hang out with folks that are pretty malice towards others, I mean -- I am quite malicious if I want to but that is quite enough for the world, is it?
I saw a familiar figure at POUR HOUSE that actually made me shiver. Her aura sets off the burning ice that could paralyze the bastions of Hell. But the problem is that it is her personality! She was in town for some kind of training for GLI -- Gallaudet Leadership Institute. I think I gave a clue to who she is. I'll leave the readers to figure out.
Speaking of GLI, I think it is kinda stupid that this country seems to bent on train almost everyone else to be a leader of some sorts. To me, it is not good idea. Eric Heckman, Mark Wood and Barbara Hathaway comes to mind. Hell, Heckman said that Bob Dole once told him that he can be the President of this country! When he actually wins the election, I'm applying for citizenship in Canada.
My point is that you train too many people to be the leaders of some sorts, sending them to go against each other over little things in this country -- it is putting ourselves on a path to trivialize the unity of this country.
There is a group called "LeadAmerica" who is currently training some kids for some kind at Gallaudet related to Capitol Hill crap -- according to its website, "LeadAmerica’s mission is to transform our world’s next generation of young leaders by inspiring, educating and instilling in them ethical and principled leadership values, attitudes and skills."
Let's face this -- many people are not suitable to lead or do whatever is necessary. Some are followers, some are leaders, some are independent -- but it seems to me that this country seemed to be in the state of frenzy to push for everyone to be a leader of something else.
With this attitude, it is no secret that we will have a prototype of Eric Heckman taking over the country in less than 50 years!
R-
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
7.28.05 Tidbits
4 Scouts Dead: It was reported that four men were electrocuted in Fort A.P. Hill in Bowling Green, Virginia -- a town between Fredericksburg and Richmond. I care less about that. Boo hoo. 4 hearie men dead. Good riddance. Why? Because the BSA is firmly against gays. Timmy Smith, a 16-years old fella from Wheeling, WVA, commented: "It would feel bad if my dad got affected like that, Scouts are supposed to be kind and help each other out so we helped them out."
Too bad they do not practice what they preach, they only help themselves but reject atheists, gays and women -- but not anyone else outside of its group. The BSA's activites are similar to the Nazi Youth group in Germany during the 1930s, training the fresh boys with lies and all that in order to make them homophobic, xenophobic, conservative and pricks, to say the least. In fact, it was reported that one of the founding fathers used to participate in the Nazi Youth group. But no, the BSA will deny it as usual.
So when four men died, I did not care.
Wow! 6 Years Passed Us By! Last night, I was watching some program on Gallaudet TV Channel -- somehow, it showed Ronda Jo Miller. Emergency! Flashback! Let's jump back to the biggest game in Gallaudet's history -- the second round of the NCAA Tournament. I did not realize that it was six years ago! Frankly, I'm getting old, too fast!
I remembered walking in the Packer Hall, I saw that Gallaudet was trailing by 11, 19-8 against The College of New Jersey, the No. 2 team in the country. When I walked to the Gallaudet section, I watched Ronda Jo Miller becoming possessed as she began to take over -- stealing, rebounding, dribbling, dishing and hitting the baskets as she personally overwhelmed the TCNJ team on a huge 34-15 spree as Gallaudet reclaimed the lead at the half, 43-34.
When Gallaudet hits 43 points in a half, it also destroyed the TCNJ's defense average for the season -- the TCNJ held many teams to the average of 42 points per game. AT this point, Ronda Jo Miller was one-woman show against No. 2 TCNJ in the country -- many fans, Gallaudet and TCNJ alike along with the reporters from DC, NYC and NJ, were treated to once-in-a-lifetime of herbest dominant performance of her lifetime. It was like she was in a trance. She was able to do everything at once. She stole the ball from this end of the court and raced against the TCNJ guards across the floor to the other end of the court, and quickly dished to Touria Ouahid who attempted to hit a layup but missed, Ronda Jo rebounded then jumped around to nail the basket. Just like that. Nobody could stop her in this state of her mind.
Suffice to say, Gallaudet upset No. 2 TCNJ 81-71, thus spoiled them from reaching the Final Four as Gallaudet advanced to its first Sweet Sixteen appearance in school's history. Ronda Jo Miller finished with 38 points, 14 rebounds, 5 blocks and 5 steals.
Too bad, Ronda Jo Miller imploded the next game in Williamstown, Massachusetts. But the memory of watching her playing during that particular game is something I'll treasure for a long time.
Discovery In Space: I'm curious -- we were able to manufacture four shuttles -- and now we are down to two -- how come we are not able to manufacture more? Do tell. Or did the Bush Administration cuts the funds once again in the name of terrorism and freedom?
So Hot! Thank God for the air-conditioner. It is like having the hair dryer blow on your face when you ride in someone's car with the windows open. I hate the heat. It reminded me the reason why I preferred the winter season.
Finished With Left Behind Series: What a joke. It's all bullshit. It is too bad that the authors seemed to enjoy making fun of Leon Fortunato. Stupid pricks.
Confidential to Dorian: If you claim that you never read my blog and complain about the contents that was made against you, how did you know about it? Getting word from your imaginary friends do not count, m'dear. Next time, do not complain without reading it first! Then I will listen to your requests to see if it is legitimate or not. But as of now, it is not even blip on my concerns at all. Now scram away!
Cheers,
R-
Too bad they do not practice what they preach, they only help themselves but reject atheists, gays and women -- but not anyone else outside of its group. The BSA's activites are similar to the Nazi Youth group in Germany during the 1930s, training the fresh boys with lies and all that in order to make them homophobic, xenophobic, conservative and pricks, to say the least. In fact, it was reported that one of the founding fathers used to participate in the Nazi Youth group. But no, the BSA will deny it as usual.
So when four men died, I did not care.
Wow! 6 Years Passed Us By! Last night, I was watching some program on Gallaudet TV Channel -- somehow, it showed Ronda Jo Miller. Emergency! Flashback! Let's jump back to the biggest game in Gallaudet's history -- the second round of the NCAA Tournament. I did not realize that it was six years ago! Frankly, I'm getting old, too fast!
I remembered walking in the Packer Hall, I saw that Gallaudet was trailing by 11, 19-8 against The College of New Jersey, the No. 2 team in the country. When I walked to the Gallaudet section, I watched Ronda Jo Miller becoming possessed as she began to take over -- stealing, rebounding, dribbling, dishing and hitting the baskets as she personally overwhelmed the TCNJ team on a huge 34-15 spree as Gallaudet reclaimed the lead at the half, 43-34.
When Gallaudet hits 43 points in a half, it also destroyed the TCNJ's defense average for the season -- the TCNJ held many teams to the average of 42 points per game. AT this point, Ronda Jo Miller was one-woman show against No. 2 TCNJ in the country -- many fans, Gallaudet and TCNJ alike along with the reporters from DC, NYC and NJ, were treated to once-in-a-lifetime of her
Suffice to say, Gallaudet upset No. 2 TCNJ 81-71, thus spoiled them from reaching the Final Four as Gallaudet advanced to its first Sweet Sixteen appearance in school's history. Ronda Jo Miller finished with 38 points, 14 rebounds, 5 blocks and 5 steals.
Too bad, Ronda Jo Miller imploded the next game in Williamstown, Massachusetts. But the memory of watching her playing during that particular game is something I'll treasure for a long time.
Discovery In Space: I'm curious -- we were able to manufacture four shuttles -- and now we are down to two -- how come we are not able to manufacture more? Do tell. Or did the Bush Administration cuts the funds once again in the name of terrorism and freedom?
So Hot! Thank God for the air-conditioner. It is like having the hair dryer blow on your face when you ride in someone's car with the windows open. I hate the heat. It reminded me the reason why I preferred the winter season.
Finished With Left Behind Series: What a joke. It's all bullshit. It is too bad that the authors seemed to enjoy making fun of Leon Fortunato. Stupid pricks.
Confidential to Dorian: If you claim that you never read my blog and complain about the contents that was made against you, how did you know about it? Getting word from your imaginary friends do not count, m'dear. Next time, do not complain without reading it first! Then I will listen to your requests to see if it is legitimate or not. But as of now, it is not even blip on my concerns at all. Now scram away!
Cheers,
R-
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