Thursday, February 10, 2005

To Some, What Does My Attitude Looks Like?

Actually, it's nothing. Let's say that I experienced a lot of things that sometimes I just do not care. I continue to get up in the morning and try to put on an attitude that says, "Oh, too bad for you but I'm going THAT way."

Just like this lady in white dress on your right -- as you can see her face, she simply do not care whether if a problem exists in front of her, she'll just smile and play it along until she gets out of it.

Moody Lady, Old Hag, Timid Guy and Just-Smile-And-Play-Along Gal


The sun sets and rises the next day. Life is like that. At least for me.

But not in drag, of course. After experiencing this at Rock Festival, that was quite enough for me to last a lifetime.

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This Is Awful

Jason Giambi, New York Yankees player who used steroids, kept on apologizing for something he lied to the fans and the world but someone asked him why he was apologizing, Jason could not utter "steroids". For forty minutes, he apologized about lying, but nothing about steroids.

Fans, if you see Jason Giambi getting up on the field, be sure to throw the syringes (with the caps on, please) on the field to ridicule him.

Did Andrew Sullivan walk into a corner and get this look? It looks like he cracked his forehead -- either way, he is so ugh. I'm sorry but ... *shaking my head violently*.

Here is the fun part, when I read it -- I was completely addicted and laughed out of my mind. Enjoy the postcards!

And last, this dude is definitely a dork.

Oh, yeah, Kaybee and I chatted outside of my apartment. We were about a foot away from each other, we were yapping as she was looking for something in her purse. The sidewalk was big enough for anyone to walk around us and go on their own. But apparently, not to this bitch who shoved me and kaybee off when she walked THROUGH us.

kaybee and I could not believe what she did -- kaybee shouted, "Excuse me!" I turned up the volume as I screamed in gibberish trying to say, "EXAACCUYSE MOOOEEEE, BAATTCHHHHHHHHH!"

Well, sue me for not having the best use of speech skills -- I grew up being forced to rub, feel and touch a speech therapist who has 2.6 millions of wrinkles around her face -- to a child, that was a terrifying thing to touch.

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This Is Hysterical

I happened to stumble upon this piece and this was done via e-mail correspondence from the personal ads. How did I get this? Mind your own business, please!

This was done between a single man who wants to play with a big, beautiful woman (BBW).

The logic and desire of straight men intrigued me from time to time.

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* * *

Thank you for your deliciously-wonderful imagery.

This is fantastic that we inspire each other to openly and frankly share our desires.

You have motivated me to share more. When I am in the company of a woman who arouses and inspires me, I develop an insatiable appetite, an unquenchable thirst to orally pleasure her, to eat her out, to go down on her. I become addicted to pleasing my companion in this fashion. Please enjoy me in imagining my doing so: my head wedged between your moist, luscious thighs, my face buried in your steaming and quivering crotch, my nose nestled in your sopping forest of pubic hairs, my tongue feverishly darting about your explosive clit until you erupt and convulse with unbridled orgasmic ecstasy not once, not twice, but, thrice. All the while, I glance up to gaze into your eyes and you respond in kind by fixing on mine.

Knowing that you are looking down upon me and observing me eat your scrumptious pussy is for me an indescribable joy (indescribable, and I, please pardon the seeming narcissism, regard myself as having above-standard communicative skills). Once you are spent, I prefer laying in your soppy mound to inhale your distinct aroma. When I withdraw my face for your view, I want you to witness your love juice on my mouth and your pubic hairs trapped between my teeth.

Then we caress and stroke each other, kiss...open mouth, so that together we may fully experience and share the other.

Thank you for inspiring me to share the foregoing with you. You are a treasure. Some choose to dream. Others, notably us, choose to live. Shall we devise and hatch our plan?

BBWs are exquisite and deserve to be celebrated...the embodiment of feminine sensuality...replete with sex appeal, sass and strength. I'm a SWM who prefers the companionship of a BBW for frolicking, fantastic and fun endeavors. I'm an accomplished gent, resides in Manhattan, knows how to treat a BBW...like she's extraordinary!

I walk upright and my knuckles don't scrape the floor. Now that you know I'm not monkeying around, please allow me to introduce the gentleman I am. I'm a nimble-minded, able-bodied, goal-oriented, well-established, white-collar professional residing on the UES of Manhattan...Brooks Brothers man by day, superhero by night.

44, single, unattached, no dependents (except for the federal, state, city govt.'s & social security admin.)...Runner, hiker, canoer, swimmer, golfer, dancer, laughter, entrepreneurial optimist, self-starter. Prime of my life. I'm looking forward to our becoming acquainted.

Click on link for pic:
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Slurpingly, Doug

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Gavin Newsom Rocks

*ASL mode on*

Know Who Gavin Newsom? That San Francisco Mayor! Very hot, me pant and drool too much. Y-E-S! That him! *foot stomping on the floor* Y! E! S!

Me disappoint he straight! Not often Cute Guy Smart Too -- most rare! U know, most cute tends stupid. Good example -- twinks and bois!

Anyway, Gavin became famous why? Because he fucked off the government and told his workers go ahead and permit 4,000 gay couples marry each other last year, remember?? That Gavin who did that.

Many Republicans, conservatives and X-ians see this bad bad. They cry like babies and blame blame blame blame Liberals and Democrats. Blah, blah, blah.

Then now Democrats think maybe better stop talk about gay rights no more. Why? Democrats tired of Republicans always blame all time.

Gavin yesterday give speech at Harvard University in Boston. Gavin kicks Democrats around and say GET A SPINE! Stop let Republicans, conservatives and X-ians push us no more! Finish! Finish no more!

Me likes Gavin me, Gavin smart cute and so right. Yes! Y-E-S! People all over world need learn from Gavin's attitude. Gavin for 2008 or 2012! Or Playgirl Centerfold, please, just me only?? *foot stomping* Y-E-S!

*ASL mode off*

Whew, that was not easy thing to speak American Sign Language in this manner. Did I do well, my friends?

Cheers,

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Wife Swap

Wow.

I watched the Wife Swap where they traded both wives between a lesbian couple in Arizona and X-ian, conservative Republican family in Texas. Guess who came out in the best sense of normalcy? The lesbian couple. The conservative family is nuts. The X-ian mother was pathetic. She ranted on traditionalism. She said that anything below the Christian tradition is "depraved" of their minds.

This is the reason why I bash on conservatives, X-ians and Republicans incessantly.

Because they are the ones who are nuts in almost everything.

I felt sorry for the kids who has to endure the nutty X-ian mother who is herself black -- she had the audicity to tell the lesbian to pretend not to be a lesbian in order to get the benefits.

Why don't she pretend not to be black woman? Best of all, let's pretend to be a white man in order to receive the equal treatment of all, eh?

All in all, this X-ian woman from Texas is a classic example of what's wrong with this country, especially in red states.

The folks in blue states knew how to lighten up our lives, unlike 'em.

Go figure.

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Who Is Jeff Gannon (Or James Dale Guckert)?

Jeff (or James), you are fucked. You are finished.

To readers, this may baffle you but I'm putting two pics of Jeff Gannon and James Dale Guckert -- tell me if it is the same person!

Jeff is a conservative reporter for TalonNews.com who attacked gays frequently, he also got the press credentials and was one of few press corps who revealed Valerie Plame's identity, thus ruined her CIA career -- this happened because GW Bush's Administration wanted to smear someone else so they used Jeff to ruin Valerie's career.

And James Dale Guckert is a male prostitute who called himself "still sexy after these years". He told the NPR today that "his Christian faith has enabled him to receive forgiveness for the sins of his past."

That is so typical of conservative, Christian and Republican to fall back and use that as an excuse.

Jeff, you are finished. You are hiding because you are pathetic, not because people are threatening you at all.

Shame on you, Jeff (or you rather me to call you James now?).

It seems to me that there are many gay men who enjoyed to hurt themselves and others by supporting the group that vigorously attacked gays people at large. Look at the growing list: FagPatriot, Roy Cohn, David Dreier, Ken Mehlman and yeah, that barebackers in Andrew Sullivan and Dan Gurley!

It is amazing, really.

Jeff Gannon and James Dale Guckert -- do they look alike? Of course, it is!


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Mom Is ...

Last night, Mom IMmed me and said, "GENERAL ASSEMBLY PASSED GAY MARRIAGE BAN -- VERY GOOD FOR US AS YOU NOT HUMAN."

I shot back, "Mom, you are Nazi cow, fucker. Do me a favor, don't ever IM me again."

She got upset that I insulted my own mother -- but who gives a fuck about the insult itself as long as she said I am not human enough to marry anyone else.

So I reserve the right to insult Mom.

Mom, you are still the Nazi cow.

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