Stuff To Mumble About

I watched Everybody Loves Raymond where Raymond berated his brother, Robert Barone for arresting a person who kept on using the gang signs to him.

When Robert requested the person to stop flashing his gang signs, the person ignored Robert. Robert then arrested him.

Raymond berated Robert, "But he was not using gang signs, was he?"

Robert mumbled, "Yeah, he was being deaf ... "

Then Robert signed, "Me so so sorry."

I was on my bed when I saw it and I quickly got up and stared at Robert's eloquent response. Good one.

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Now on other hand, Jose Canseco, a former major league baseball player who had a rap of being in trouble with the law. Jose wrote a book about his issues with the steroids. He insisted that he personally injected steroids into Mark McGwire, and he saw McGwire and Giambi injecting each other with the steroids.

And what raised my eyebrows is that Jose claimed that GW Bush knew all about it because he was "there". GW Bush claimed that he was not aware of steroid use while he owned the Texas Rangers. C'mon, Coke snorter like GW Bush did not know that the MLB players injecting the steroids? Yeaaaaah, right! Like I believe GW Bush.

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How many fag hags do I have?

Chlms of Phoenix, Arizona

Chlms once remarked that she can murder me and get away with it. My friends asked me whether if it was true or not, I nodded in agreement with Chlms. How terrifying, is it?

Beth Szywomanski of Cincinnati, Ohio

Who, in their right minds, would NOT want her as a fag hag? Beth can make Karen Walker like a nun, honest to God.

Carrie Gellibrand of San Jose, Calif.

Always fun to hang out with. Impossible not to have fun times with her. Ask her about the struggle for the right to pee in The Hole.

Rachel Pigott of Washington, DC

She once ambushed me in front of my parents and Mom cheered her on as I laughed incessantly out of my mind.

Erin Whitney of Ventura, Calif.

When I first met her, she seemed uninterested but if you get her going, there is no way for us to stop the wheels because we fed off each other on almost everything.

I have many more female friends across the nation -- in Washington, Boston, Albuquerque, Miami, Clearwater (Fl.) and some cities in Canada.

It is tough being gay, man. Such a hard life.

Cheers,

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Second Thread

We are having an open thread about the Super Bowl.

Let's talk about the commercials, which one is the best? Mine was the black guy holding a tomato sauce-covered cat with a knife. It was awesome.

Did you noticed the majority of Super Bowl commercials do not have captions on it? That really disappointed me but what do you really, really expect from hearies? They always disregard us from day one then say, "Oops, sorry, here it is."

Talk about the sign of respect and dignity.

Talk about the game if you want to. I'm disappointed that the Eagles lost.

And I thought FSDB students with that singer was boring, lame and panting like a bunch of dogs.

Any opinions?

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Ahh, More Deafies to Deal With

I got an email from Chlms that her daughter, Zoe is Deaf. Thus making her the second generation of Abrams-Gay Clan.

Cool.

Nice.

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Super Bowl and Nanc

Two years ago, Nanc won $3,000 by predicting the exact score in Super Bowl.

She found out that she won the prize by checking the score in front of her Jeep Tracker's headlights and jumped around the intersection. It won't surprise me that some people in the neighborhood thought she snapped out of her mind at that time. Because her light in the Jeep was (still is!) broken, she had to check the scores by using her car's headlight.

Crazy gal but today is Super Bowl.

Which means I get to watch the advertisements. I always enjoyed the advertisements more than the game itself.

I am not fond of musical groups that happen to perform during the halftime or prior to the game -- honestly, who cares about it? Certainly not me.

Let the Super Bowl begins!

Go Eagles, scar Brady's pretty face!

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Virginia Sports

Category: Sports

I enjoyed Virginia football, women's basketball, men's soccer, women's soccer, men's basketball and men's lacrosse. But these days, I kept an eye on the growth of Virginia Baseball team.

Last year, they completed the school's best at 44-15 record; 18-6 in the ACC under the first-year direction of Head Coach Brian O'Connor.

Head Coach Brian O'Connor is easily the most distracting Coach for me to watch. Know why? He is fucking hot. Too bad he's married. Good luck, O'Connor. You got a fan here in Manhattan.

Virginia women's basketball is now 16-6; 5-3 -- thanks to the loss to NC State after leading as many as 16 points. Up next is Tar Heels.

Confidential to Virginia Athletic Director Craig Littlepage, please fire Pete Gillen -- immediately.

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Read What Kevin Beachman Wrote

Honest to God, the X-ians always amused me with their warped sense of reality.

When I finish reading it earlier in a comment box, my response was: Who called?

I honestly do not give a fuck about Kevin's sex life but why is he so interested in mine?

Kevin, one word that defines you the best: Gullible. Or retarded. Or pathetic.

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I dont know how can you fuck dirty ass. God did not create this way for you to fuck dirty ass. If you wipe very well, you know the inside rectum still dirty. They have plenty bacterias like AIDS and etc... Yes, I am sure you wear the rubber (condom) but...unhealthy! Are you so dumb that you actually believe that Jesus loves faggots? Jesus hates your guts for being gay, and he isn't afraid to say so. Jesus isn't the only one who hates your perverted lifestyle. Your parents and your friends...who have been telling you that they understand your "alternative lifestyle"--hate you deep down as well. The Bible is where all truth lies. Anyone who knows God knows that anyone who believes in anything other than God and the Bible is sinful and wrong.
My name is Kevin Beachman! I am not going away. I am going to stay here and keep praying for all faggots to see the light and become hetersexual. I say, Mark Wood is a real gentleman than you. He helps many people, during you fuck dirty ass.

MiscellaneousTidbits

Just watched AVP (Aliens Vs. Predator) on DVD with Lenny. Drama, drama, drama! I am a sucker for one big, bad mama just like my mom. That big bad mama was so lethal. When the movie ended with everyone dead except for the black woman.

I told Lenny, who is black himself, that it is about fucking time that the only survivor is black as well! He roared with heavy fits of laughter and nodded with me in agreement.

Ahh, I'm very concerned about Delajoy's son, Logan -- he is going to be a studmuffin in the long run. Here is the evidence -- look at where Logan's right hand and nobody is complaining! Suddenly, I'm afraid for our mankind. Har har.

Good nite, guys. I'm off to watch some King of the Hill before slipping away from the rest of the world.

What a world ... what a cruel world ...

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