Monday, February 07, 2005

Second Thread

We are having an open thread about the Super Bowl.

Let's talk about the commercials, which one is the best? Mine was the black guy holding a tomato sauce-covered cat with a knife. It was awesome.

Did you noticed the majority of Super Bowl commercials do not have captions on it? That really disappointed me but what do you really, really expect from hearies? They always disregard us from day one then say, "Oops, sorry, here it is."

Talk about the sign of respect and dignity.

Talk about the game if you want to. I'm disappointed that the Eagles lost.

And I thought FSDB students with that singer was boring, lame and panting like a bunch of dogs.

Any opinions?

R-

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Ahh, More Deafies to Deal With

I got an email from Chlms that her daughter, Zoe is Deaf. Thus making her the second generation of Abrams-Gay Clan.

Cool.

Nice.

R-

Super Bowl and Nanc

Two years ago, Nanc won $3,000 by predicting the exact score in Super Bowl.

She found out that she won the prize by checking the score in front of her Jeep Tracker's headlights and jumped around the intersection. It won't surprise me that some people in the neighborhood thought she snapped out of her mind at that time. Because her light in the Jeep was (still is!) broken, she had to check the scores by using her car's headlight.

Crazy gal but today is Super Bowl.

Which means I get to watch the advertisements. I always enjoyed the advertisements more than the game itself.

I am not fond of musical groups that happen to perform during the halftime or prior to the game -- honestly, who cares about it? Certainly not me.

Let the Super Bowl begins!

Go Eagles, scar Brady's pretty face!

R-

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Virginia Sports

Category: Sports

I enjoyed Virginia football, women's basketball, men's soccer, women's soccer, men's basketball and men's lacrosse. But these days, I kept an eye on the growth of Virginia Baseball team.

Last year, they completed the school's best at 44-15 record; 18-6 in the ACC under the first-year direction of Head Coach Brian O'Connor.

Head Coach Brian O'Connor is easily the most distracting Coach for me to watch. Know why? He is fucking hot. Too bad he's married. Good luck, O'Connor. You got a fan here in Manhattan.

Virginia women's basketball is now 16-6; 5-3 -- thanks to the loss to NC State after leading as many as 16 points. Up next is Tar Heels.

Confidential to Virginia Athletic Director Craig Littlepage, please fire Pete Gillen -- immediately.

R-

Friday, February 04, 2005

Read What Kevin Beachman Wrote

Honest to God, the X-ians always amused me with their warped sense of reality.

When I finish reading it earlier in a comment box, my response was: Who called?

I honestly do not give a fuck about Kevin's sex life but why is he so interested in mine?

Kevin, one word that defines you the best: Gullible. Or retarded. Or pathetic.

R-

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I dont know how can you fuck dirty ass. God did not create this way for you to fuck dirty ass. If you wipe very well, you know the inside rectum still dirty. They have plenty bacterias like AIDS and etc... Yes, I am sure you wear the rubber (condom) but...unhealthy! Are you so dumb that you actually believe that Jesus loves faggots? Jesus hates your guts for being gay, and he isn't afraid to say so. Jesus isn't the only one who hates your perverted lifestyle. Your parents and your friends...who have been telling you that they understand your "alternative lifestyle"--hate you deep down as well. The Bible is where all truth lies. Anyone who knows God knows that anyone who believes in anything other than God and the Bible is sinful and wrong.
My name is Kevin Beachman! I am not going away. I am going to stay here and keep praying for all faggots to see the light and become hetersexual. I say, Mark Wood is a real gentleman than you. He helps many people, during you fuck dirty ass.

MiscellaneousTidbits

Just watched AVP (Aliens Vs. Predator) on DVD with Lenny. Drama, drama, drama! I am a sucker for one big, bad mama just like my mom. That big bad mama was so lethal. When the movie ended with everyone dead except for the black woman.

I told Lenny, who is black himself, that it is about fucking time that the only survivor is black as well! He roared with heavy fits of laughter and nodded with me in agreement.

Ahh, I'm very concerned about Delajoy's son, Logan -- he is going to be a studmuffin in the long run. Here is the evidence -- look at where Logan's right hand and nobody is complaining! Suddenly, I'm afraid for our mankind. Har har.

Good nite, guys. I'm off to watch some King of the Hill before slipping away from the rest of the world.

What a world ... what a cruel world ...

R-

Please Do Not Lie

When I was a kid, I thought Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and the Return of Jedi were the greatest films that ever graced the big-screen movie theater ... until I heard of Academy Awards, really.

Or was that "Beaches"?

Who cares.

But let's go to a part which many of you will either deny or admit this:

Many teenagers wondered what it's like to have sex with ... Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Jabba the Hutt or even C-3PO!

Can you guess mine? Nope, you wish it was Jabba the Hutt. No, it is Trudy's, not mine. Don't confuse me with her.

Mine was the Stormtroopers.

You know Darth Vader's soldiers, the stormtroopers? That white-masked uniforms? I always wondered what these guys looked like (Never mind I found out in Episode II) but at that time, I always wondered what they looked like.

I guess it was much easier to kill 'em without remorse if we never see their faces.

When I was a teenager, I was horny. I'd imagine what it's like to do this, that and there. I always wondered what it's like to fuck a stormtrooper. Or even have him fuck me. Never mind the fact that I do not bottom ... well, I rarely do, though. But I always wonder if it'd blow my mind to see a white-unformed thing doing his business with me.

Like this.



Who's your Star Wars character that you fantasized in the past?

R-