Honest to God, the X-ians always amused me with their warped sense of reality.
When I finish reading it earlier in a comment box, my response was: Who called?
I honestly do not give a fuck about Kevin's sex life but why is he so interested in mine?
Kevin, one word that defines you the best: Gullible. Or retarded. Or pathetic.
R-
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I dont know how can you fuck dirty ass. God did not create this way for you to fuck dirty ass. If you wipe very well, you know the inside rectum still dirty. They have plenty bacterias like AIDS and etc... Yes, I am sure you wear the rubber (condom) but...unhealthy! Are you so dumb that you actually believe that Jesus loves faggots? Jesus hates your guts for being gay, and he isn't afraid to say so. Jesus isn't the only one who hates your perverted lifestyle. Your parents and your friends...who have been telling you that they understand your "alternative lifestyle"--hate you deep down as well. The Bible is where all truth lies. Anyone who knows God knows that anyone who believes in anything other than God and the Bible is sinful and wrong.
My name is Kevin Beachman! I am not going away. I am going to stay here and keep praying for all faggots to see the light and become hetersexual. I say, Mark Wood is a real gentleman than you. He helps many people, during you fuck dirty ass.
Friday, February 04, 2005
MiscellaneousTidbits
Just watched AVP (Aliens Vs. Predator) on DVD with Lenny. Drama, drama, drama! I am a sucker for one big, bad mama just like my mom. That big bad mama was so lethal. When the movie ended with everyone dead except for the black woman.
I told Lenny, who is black himself, that it is about fucking time that the only survivor is black as well! He roared with heavy fits of laughter and nodded with me in agreement.
Ahh, I'm very concerned about Delajoy's son, Logan -- he is going to be a studmuffin in the long run. Here is the evidence -- look at where Logan's right hand and nobody is complaining! Suddenly, I'm afraid for our mankind. Har har.
Good nite, guys. I'm off to watch some King of the Hill before slipping away from the rest of the world.
What a world ... what a cruel world ...
R-
I told Lenny, who is black himself, that it is about fucking time that the only survivor is black as well! He roared with heavy fits of laughter and nodded with me in agreement.
Ahh, I'm very concerned about Delajoy's son, Logan -- he is going to be a studmuffin in the long run. Here is the evidence -- look at where Logan's right hand and nobody is complaining! Suddenly, I'm afraid for our mankind. Har har.
Good nite, guys. I'm off to watch some King of the Hill before slipping away from the rest of the world.
What a world ... what a cruel world ...
R-
Please Do Not Lie
When I was a kid, I thought Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and the Return of Jedi were the greatest films that ever graced the big-screen movie theater ... until I heard of Academy Awards, really.
Or was that "Beaches"?
Who cares.
But let's go to a part which many of you will either deny or admit this:
Many teenagers wondered what it's like to have sex with ... Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Jabba the Hutt or even C-3PO!
Can you guess mine? Nope, you wish it was Jabba the Hutt. No, it is Trudy's, not mine. Don't confuse me with her.
Mine was the Stormtroopers.
You know Darth Vader's soldiers, the stormtroopers? That white-masked uniforms? I always wondered what these guys looked like (Never mind I found out in Episode II) but at that time, I always wondered what they looked like.
I guess it was much easier to kill 'em without remorse if we never see their faces.
When I was a teenager, I was horny. I'd imagine what it's like to do this, that and there. I always wondered what it's like to fuck a stormtrooper. Or even have him fuck me. Never mind the fact that I do not bottom ... well, I rarely do, though. But I always wonder if it'd blow my mind to see a white-unformed thing doing his business with me.
Like this.
Who's your Star Wars character that you fantasized in the past?
R-
Or was that "Beaches"?
Who cares.
But let's go to a part which many of you will either deny or admit this:
Many teenagers wondered what it's like to have sex with ... Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Jabba the Hutt or even C-3PO!
Can you guess mine? Nope, you wish it was Jabba the Hutt. No, it is Trudy's, not mine. Don't confuse me with her.
Mine was the Stormtroopers.
You know Darth Vader's soldiers, the stormtroopers? That white-masked uniforms? I always wondered what these guys looked like (Never mind I found out in Episode II) but at that time, I always wondered what they looked like.
I guess it was much easier to kill 'em without remorse if we never see their faces.
When I was a teenager, I was horny. I'd imagine what it's like to do this, that and there. I always wondered what it's like to fuck a stormtrooper. Or even have him fuck me. Never mind the fact that I do not bottom ... well, I rarely do, though. But I always wonder if it'd blow my mind to see a white-unformed thing doing his business with me.
Like this.
Who's your Star Wars character that you fantasized in the past?
R-
First Vermont, Second Massachusetts, Third New York!
A small step for the whole but very significant one.
This is what the Conservatives, Xians and Republicans are afraid of ... that our "freedom" was denied for a long time. And that we demand it to be our right to marry anywhere in the United States. If you do not like it, turn your head around. Simply put. Don't rant it on me. It ain't your business but mine.
Cheers,
R-
This is what the Conservatives, Xians and Republicans are afraid of ... that our "freedom" was denied for a long time. And that we demand it to be our right to marry anywhere in the United States. If you do not like it, turn your head around. Simply put. Don't rant it on me. It ain't your business but mine.
Cheers,
R-
Fuck the Semper Fi!
To Conservatives & many Americans, it is outrageous if someone did this to us. But certainly not outrageous if we did this to them.
Both sides should be outrageous of their barbaric behavior, be it combat or non-combat situations.
I used to live near an army base in Virginia. I always rolled my eyes when I see the guys in green chasing, shouting or yelling at younger females walking around the local mall. I'm like, "Get a fucking life -- go and shoot a deer or something!"
With this article, this is the icing on the cake. I always suspected that these freaks are mentally retarded. As long as they are in the Armed Forces serving this country in particular, they are not diagnosed with mental illness at all. Just perfect type to be a killer -- a killing machine.
I often drove past the Marine Barracks on 8th Street SE and when I see the guys walking down the street -- I'd honk and yell gibberish stuff at them just to teach them a lesson. Why? If they treat women as meats, why can't I?
R-
Both sides should be outrageous of their barbaric behavior, be it combat or non-combat situations.
I used to live near an army base in Virginia. I always rolled my eyes when I see the guys in green chasing, shouting or yelling at younger females walking around the local mall. I'm like, "Get a fucking life -- go and shoot a deer or something!"
With this article, this is the icing on the cake. I always suspected that these freaks are mentally retarded. As long as they are in the Armed Forces serving this country in particular, they are not diagnosed with mental illness at all. Just perfect type to be a killer -- a killing machine.
I often drove past the Marine Barracks on 8th Street SE and when I see the guys walking down the street -- I'd honk and yell gibberish stuff at them just to teach them a lesson. Why? If they treat women as meats, why can't I?
R-
Thursday, February 03, 2005
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