Thursday, March 24, 2005

Mastercard's Priceless Moment

This was posted on Al-Jazeera.com and thanks to BoiFromTroy.com that talked about it recently. I got a kick out of this.

The United Nations Security Council had a meeting and the Al-Jazeera took a picture of this.

Can you guys figure out what is wrong with this picture?

Look around and try to win the No-Prize Award. The winner gets to caption this picture.

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What To Caption This?


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Anthony Clark Is Mine

Oh, guys, don't worry. Anthony is not related to Keith, Paula or John at all.

This is the actor of "Yes, Dear" on CBS. He is cute. Adorable. Makes me want to eat his face. The way he smiled when someone gave him a compliment or indicated that he is right in the first place, his smile sets off my hormones.

I surfed a little about his background -- he was born in Lynchburg, Virginia. That is a town where Jerry Falwell dominated with his X-ian rantings.

Anyway, is Anthony Clark cute?

At one point, Anthony claimed that his co-worker was sexually harassing him, his wife thought he was full of himself. He insisted that this co-worker was harassing him. Sure enough, the wife saw it all. Afterwards, Anthony acted like it was the greatest thing to be the "harassed one". The way he smiled at his wife when she acknowledged him that he's right is absolutely sexy.

Ahh, I hope to have a boyfriend who has an outstanding facial expression to deal with me. I'd be happy for the rest of my life. If not, get the fuck out of my face, you wuss. ;-)

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Poor Alan!

Now how can Alan gets to jerk off since Utah now banned the Internet porn!

Once in a while, I am not ashamed to admit that I do view the Internet porn. I enjoyed reading the erotic stories.

When I read this article, I truly felt sorry for Mormon boys, they are truly repressed -- soon, their balls will explode. And Alan, too.

Let's pray for Alan. And these cute repressed Mormon boys in Utah! God save 'em for me and Kaybee. And Web. And maybe for Manny.

On a serious note, Utah is Republican state -- even Bush did not have to go there to convince any voters at all. Such a repressed state. Ugh. Permissible to have polygamy in Hilldale, Utah but not Internet pornography? What a joke.

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Texans Are The Losers

Creationism vs. Evolution: This proved why I think Texas is stupid, overrated and incapable of running a nation of its own.

Another Stupid Texas: You heard about the refinery explosion in Texas City, killed 14 and injured 100 people. This is the same refinery that was fined by OSHA in the past.

Religious Nuts Prevalent In Texas: My sister who lives in Dallas recently IMmed me to ask me if it is true that Irish folks killed lots of Baptists? I was baffled and said that it is ridiculous. She mentioned that one of her partner's kids told her that at school where they attended near Dallas, Texas told the students not to honor or take a part in St. Patrick's Day because Irish folks killed Christians. Truer words were never spoken true in the land of Texas.

And The Best Of All ... The gal that I cannot stand the most when it comes to politics, religious and stuff is none other than WILD4SURFING from Xanga.com. That girl walked around on high sky, lookin down at people who disagreed with her regardin the struggles between the liberals and conservatives, always defended the Marines because her husband is in the US Marines. There was an argument which I cracked that the United States soldiers are full of pigs who has no respect for others but themselves. They'll defend each other to no end. This particular woman lashed out at me that I was a tragic person who is very angry, bitter and all that rubbish that she thought of when I took a shot at the soldiers, Conservatives, Xians and Republicans. Sempfer Fi!

Well, she just broke the news that her husband wanted a divorce. Why? He cheated on her for a long time. She thought he was a solid Christian?! Sempfer Fi! Even her husband cheated on her in front of his Marine friends and these Marine friends never bothered to tell her about it. God and Jesus will protect the Marines! Of course! Sempfer Fi! The truth hurts, I was right. My dear fool, the Marines had been always fooled around, they have been and always will. It does not matter if he is devoted Christian -- they always cheated one way or other. It is the nature of men -- or should I say pigs? Sempfer Fi!

Why am I doing this? Because I was right. He *knew* she was loyal to him all the time and yet, he cheated. Sempfer Fi! I occasionally mentioned about my sex life because I have NOTHING to hide from anyone else. When I see, read or hear from people who claimed that they are faithful, the majority of these times, I always smiled a little, my eyes quickly darted to my close confidantes to see if they smiled. They often smirked after seeing me darting my eyes on 'em. They knew that it is all rubbish. Sempfer Fi!

When I am very open about what I do with my sex life, people said that it is typical Liberal. Conservatives tend to hide, lie and manipulate people to get what they wanted -- which one should I be? Of course, a typical Liberal who embraced my sexuality as an open book. Sempfer Fi!

No, I do not feel sorry for her. She should knew better than to defend "them" in the first place. Now she'll be one of many deaf single mothers -- well, I wish I could do something different because nobody deserved this treatment but that's what it happened. It is better to question the validity of things than to stick with things by faith. By faith, it betrayed you and your feelings. By being suspicious, it minimized the pain and empowers you to defend yourself in the long run. Sempfer Fi!

Well, I mentioned that I used to live near the army base in Virginia, the soldiers are pigs. I saw it with my own eyes. Sempfer Fi! Now she's back to Texas, pondering on what to do with her life as a single Mom. A typical Texan who is blind by her everlasting faith in conservatism, christianity and republicanism. See how it betrays her.

Let's wait and see how the conservatives in Texas will embrace her as a deaf single mother. Sempfer Fi!

Based on my observations and experiences, a deaf person marrying a soldier *never* succeeded. I had yet to meet a couple that lasted more than 25 years. Why? Of course, fidelity and plantation mentality are the issues here. The soldiers thought it is much easier to hide things from a deaf person for a long time. Obviously, this guy is bored with this deaf woman and is asking for a divorce.

Sempfer Fi? Yeah, my ass.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

For Your Own Thoughts

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? I'm not gonna spell it out for others to steal my name

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Shorts do count? Black shorts

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? I'm Deaf

4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Sunny Eggs with toast

5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No, they won't make your wishes come true

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple violet

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Cold, snow, rainy

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? HSBC Bank. Don't think, ok?

9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Of course, who can not enjoy Sarah's company?!

10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 31 and counting

11. FAVORITE DRINK? Coca-Cola

12. FAVORITE SPORT? Women's Basketball

13. HAIR COLOR? Brown

14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No but my eyes needed to be tested ASAP!

15. SIBLINGS? 3 sisters, 2 brothers

16. FAVORITE MONTH? May

17. FAVORITE FOOD? Hot dogs

18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? "I Heart Huckabees"

19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? March 17th

20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? A lot of ways, ask my friends -- they will tell different things about my outbursts at times -- I must admit that I am creative, I adapt others' outbursts and imitate that from time to time -- anyone willing to remember an outburst of mine and comment?

21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? The lightsaber, but it breaks after few hours of whackings around the dark bedroom.

22. SUMMER OR WINTER? I prefer winter when it is not bitter cold.

23. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

25. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? 3 Bedroom Apt in Hamilton Heights with Perlis and Lenny, two cats.

26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A long time ago.

27. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Videotapes, boxes and rolls of posters that I meant to put on the wall but never did.

28. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Chlms, hard to believe, eh?

29. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Chatted with Perlis for hours and watched the basketball games on tube.

30. FAVORITE SMELL? Mountains during the springitme. Or fall folliage.

31. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Struggles to conquer stuff in life, people are imbeciles, honest!

32. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? I'm afraid of living in a nursing home. Living alone. I am bit loner, which is fine. But living alone is terrifying ordeal, which is why I always left the TV on all the time even if I'm not home

33. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered.

34. FAVORITE CAR? No car.

35. FAVORITE FLOWER? Honest to God, I have none

36. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4

37. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No

38. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Thursday -- thanks to Fireplace, Green Lantern, Apex and The Hole, I enjoyed Thursday's freebies. :-)

39. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Actually, nothing. Had a birthday party a week earlier at work, but on my birthday, I was home alone.

40. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Virginia, Maryland, District of Columbia and New York. And maybe soon, Pennsylvania.

41. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Richmond, Virginia. Staunton, Virginia. District of Columbia, Greenbelt, Maryland and New York City (Brooklyn and Manhattan), New York.

42. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? One

43. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 2. First was grey Honda Accord SE, then 2nd was forest green Ford Escort SE. I know. I'm cheapskate.

44.WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Richmond, Virginia -- the town that has not changed since the Civil War.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Congratulations, Pat Summitt

Category: Sports

As some of you know that I'm pretty much a rabid or serious fan of NCAA Women's Basketball for more than 15 years. And some of you already knew that I am a loyal fan of Virginia Cavaliers and Debbie Ryan. Whom do I hated, berated, cursed, condemned, bashed, firebombed, nuked and smashed the team most of all?

Tennessee Lady Volunteers. Why? They posted 11 victories over Virginia, some of the losses were devastating for me, psychologically and spiritually. Virginia only posted a win over Pat Summitt and Tennessee Lady Volunteers in '90.

Pat Summitt versus Virginia

But do I have the respect and admiration for Pat Summitt? Yes, I do. In 31 years of being the Coach of Tennessee Lady Volunteers, she amassed 6 National Championships and 15 Final Four appearances. Today, after Tennessee's win over Purdue in the Second Round of the NCAA Tournament, Pat Summitt now has 880 wins against 171 losses, becoming the nation's most winningest coach, surpassing Dean Smith of North Carolina's Men Basketball team who amassed 879 wins in 36 years. Evidently, Pat is the fastest one in 31 years, already beating Dean and she could go for 1,000 in 4 years.

She recruited very well, coached very well. During the '94 NAD Conference in Knoxville, I sneaked to Thompson-Bolling Arena and met Pat and Mickie DeMoss, they showed me around the locker room. They were very nice. They asked me if I'm fan of UT? I said, "Never will. I'm UVa fan." They smiled and teased me to get out of the locker room.

Another admiration of her is when UT got Tamika Catchings to play for Pat, her hearing was declining and she was missing the calls, conversations and all important stuff during the practices. Pat had her to be tested with an audiologist who confirmed that she is gradually losing the hearing. Pat told her to get the hearing aids, Tamika refused. Tamika cited that people will make fun of her because of this odd thing on her ears.

Tamika mentioned in the papers that Coach Summitt bluntly informed her, "I wear glasses! I wear the braces! So you use it or you won't play." Tamika got the message and wore the hearing aids. Tamika ended up being First Teal All-American for two seasons. Basically, I admired Pat because she was being honest.

Congratulations, Pat.

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The Proof That X-ians and Conservatives ...

There is an evidence that Terri Schiavo's brain will *never* be active, ever again but as usual, the Xians and Conservatives does not want you to see this. AS you can see on DowntownLad's blog, her brain is dissolving into "liquid" and as you can compare her current brain with the younger Terri's brain, you can see the decrease in size of her brain -- she is finished. Let her go.

It is about religion against the science. Faith against common sense. Terri will be free, cast herself into the great void of the universe. Let her go.

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