Fear & Paranoia Breeds Hate: Whose fault was it? When the left-wingers, Liberals and Democrats started to berate the Republicans, conservatives and X-ians in public places such as the ones in DC where there were some people throwing eggs at guests walking into an inaugural ball, and one guy knocked a gal down after lambasting her of supporting a fascist government.
FagPatriot complained that they are horrible. Actually, he got it all wrong. Guess what bred the anger? Paranoia. Fear. Insanity. By who? The Republicans, conservatives and X-ians who kept on harping and spewing many hateful, fearful, ignorant messages and kept on bashing on innocent people. Colloborated with corporations to wage the power over the regular citizens. Manipulated the false information about gay marriage, gay rights, terrorism to drum up the fear and resentment among the people.
The conservatives, Republicans and X-ians knew they *cannot* win the election without creating a lot of misconceptions, divisions and false messages to scare, resent and subjugated the population.
When the people got cheated, they became mad. They expressed different kinds of anger. And suddenly, the wacky conservatives, Republican dumbfucks and demonic X-ians are complaining that we are full of ignorance and hate? Honey, what you sow, you reap the harvest. You harvested the Hate and Ignorance back at you, FagPatriot.
Once in the past, I read a comic book where a villain captured a team (Excalibur, a spinoff team of X-Men for the British Isles) and imprisoned the team in the maze. Then a villain stood at the controls of his personal maze and complained to his personal servant, "This is so boring. I want something exciting."
Suddenly, a mutant girl named Kitty Pryde phased through the wall and said, "You started this because you wanted to have fun with this --"
Kitty Pryde then grabbed the villain and pulled him into the maze, "-- you shall play with us in the maze as well!"
In the maze, Kitty Pryde dumped the villain to defend himself before the sadistic killers that lurked inside the maze. Same concept with the Republicans, conservatives and X-ians -- they chose to play fire with fire, and we shall not extinguish but to make sure that YOU ARE IN IT WITH US!
FagPatriot, I pray to The Fates that one day, someone will whack you out of anger to make you see things -- but again, you will discern the facts to marginalize others as well.
Abraham Lincoln Would ...: It is no secret that Abraham Lincoln was Republican. And gay. If Abraham Lincoln somehow shows up in our century, it is likely that Abraham would be horrified with the Republicans' antics to a point where he would denounce his party affilitation. His beliefs are not in the same wavelength with the Republicans and conservatives by any means.
Kurzetard: You once mentioned that you had a mild brain damage from the carbon monoxide poisoning, perhaps that is the intelligence and emotional part of your brain damage. Common sense dictated that if I live near the railroad tracks, I will *never* take a field trip with my students to my place! Why? To reduce the risks. Teenagers are unpredictable and full of curiosities -- but you cannot say that he is 15 years old! Your brother-in-law is responsible for the safety of field trip, and he botched it by allowing a kid to be killed. Therefore, stop blaming others for your family's fucked-up common sense.
One gal cracked a funny line about how often she noticed that people always approached you and assumed you to be Emily and discovered that you're not her. Perhaps, she mentioned that, it is because Emily is well-liked and you do not have friends.
Of course, I am doing the classic crab's thery on you, my dear Kurzetard -- I did this to give you your own medicine -- you badmouth others, I badmouth you. I would not have started this at all unless you did stupid things to others. And you did.
Jaime Lugo, Where Are You? Few weeks ago, I saw the guy who looked like Jaime, my pledge brother from Corpus Christi, Texas. He was so funny and mysterious. Where the heck is he? He once told me one bizarre story that today, I still wondered about it. He said, "Listen, remember this particular date (I forgot the date) and it happened in Downtown Corpus Christi and something happened and today, people still do not know why it happened but I caused it." Of course, I was curious and pleaded, pressured and persisted him to tell me -- he never did.
Today, I still wonder if he was pulling my leg or what?
Small Gathering: The gathering was simple and wonderful to catch up old tidbits with friends. You know how it goes with stuff when it comes to gatherings, really.
Funny quote: "Who cares about me? I am history! I am mythology! I don't care what I am! I'm free!" Genie babbling to Aladdin and others when he left the kingdom after Aladdin freed him of his prison. Sounds like me, eh?
R-
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Happy Snow Day!
I pulled the window blinks open so that I can enjoy the falling of snowflakes, it made me dizzy. It makes me want to grab a living person next to me and rub myself on the person (no women, thank you very much!).
I have few things to entertain you but that can wait until my "high" from staring at snow recedes -- and I can think.
Want to see how I deal with the aftermath of snow -- which I had to contend with wet, slushy and disgusting melting of snow few days afterward? Here is a good picture that I can think of.
R-
I have few things to entertain you but that can wait until my "high" from staring at snow recedes -- and I can think.
Want to see how I deal with the aftermath of snow -- which I had to contend with wet, slushy and disgusting melting of snow few days afterward? Here is a good picture that I can think of.
R-
Friday, January 21, 2005
Remember the Nativity Orgy?
Remember the New Year's Eve Party that my friends freaked out in Norristown, Penn? Here are the pics. Enjoy.
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WAAAHHH!!!
FagPatriot: You amuse me. I had been reading your blog for some weeks and man, I absolutely hated the misinformation and its rhetoric rants on Liberals. Conservatives has nothing better than to bash, accuse and insult people who disagreed, criticized or doubted the sincerity of the government, especially with the Bush Administration.
Frankly, I am sick of conservatives, Republicans and Christians who often said that if we disagreed, we should get the hell out of country. Well, excuse me, you little fuck, it is *my* country -- it is you that I wanted to get the fuck out of my country.
I noticed that FagPatriot and his partner FagPatriotWest tends to write a commentary then close with an accusation on Liberals, left-wing or stuff like that. I got tired of that. It was inappropriate thing to do. After all, this is supposed to be the United States of America where everyone's opinions mattered -- not only the conservatives, but hey, stop putting the Liberals down all the time.
I came up with the plan ... to ridicule, sneer and mock at the Conservatives, Republicans and Christians. It worked beautifully. It worked beautifully to a point where FagPatriot secretly wrote me an email, babbled about this, that and there. I pointed out a lot of stuff -- and he thought he was that "smart" to let me know that his blog is not public domain. I shot back that did he sees me complain that he infringed on my "freedom of speech"? No, I didn't -- because I understood the Freedom of Speech.
Apparently, FagPatriot wailed that I tossed him out into the trash can just like that. He wailed to a point where he went on his blogsite and claimed that I wrote him an email laced with expletives, which is not true at all.
FagPatriot, WAAAH. You lost, you had to do something about it -- because you lost the challenge. Good riddance, my little cheap trollop.
As for FagPatriotWest, I thought he was sincere but perhaps I was wrong.
To Kurzetard: Once a pathological liar, always a pathological liar. Remember that.
R-
Frankly, I am sick of conservatives, Republicans and Christians who often said that if we disagreed, we should get the hell out of country. Well, excuse me, you little fuck, it is *my* country -- it is you that I wanted to get the fuck out of my country.
I noticed that FagPatriot and his partner FagPatriotWest tends to write a commentary then close with an accusation on Liberals, left-wing or stuff like that. I got tired of that. It was inappropriate thing to do. After all, this is supposed to be the United States of America where everyone's opinions mattered -- not only the conservatives, but hey, stop putting the Liberals down all the time.
I came up with the plan ... to ridicule, sneer and mock at the Conservatives, Republicans and Christians. It worked beautifully. It worked beautifully to a point where FagPatriot secretly wrote me an email, babbled about this, that and there. I pointed out a lot of stuff -- and he thought he was that "smart" to let me know that his blog is not public domain. I shot back that did he sees me complain that he infringed on my "freedom of speech"? No, I didn't -- because I understood the Freedom of Speech.
Apparently, FagPatriot wailed that I tossed him out into the trash can just like that. He wailed to a point where he went on his blogsite and claimed that I wrote him an email laced with expletives, which is not true at all.
FagPatriot, WAAAH. You lost, you had to do something about it -- because you lost the challenge. Good riddance, my little cheap trollop.
As for FagPatriotWest, I thought he was sincere but perhaps I was wrong.
To Kurzetard: Once a pathological liar, always a pathological liar. Remember that.
R-
Here It Is
Well, I tried my best. I don't know if this is going to make so ... gay.
Here is the picture.
Perlis and I will host a gathering at my Palace tonight. Should be fun. I just hope that we will behave ... somehow.
R-
Here is the picture.
Perlis and I will host a gathering at my Palace tonight. Should be fun. I just hope that we will behave ... somehow.
R-
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Favorite 80s Movies of All-Time
My favorite 80s films happened to be some kind of scavenger hunt of its sort.
Midnight Madness, which featured some familiar actors like Michael J. Fox as a teenager, was made in 1980 -- 25 years ago. Aw cripes! That makes me feel so old.
What happened in the film is that there were five groups (red, green, blue, yellow and white) who had to find a clue at different locations throughout the night 'til the early morning which one of the groups would win the hunt with honor or money -- I need to watch the movie again to refresh my mind.
Now ... as for my second favorite film of all-time ... is none other than The Goonies.
It is self-explanatory, really. Today, I still laughed at the whole she-bang drama. Hell, Karlin Hummel looked like the ever-adorable Sloth! No offense, Karlin!
I must admit that lots of snappy comments that I learned came from these films where everyone else was brutally honest with each other. It's fun that way.
Cheers,
R-
Midnight Madness, which featured some familiar actors like Michael J. Fox as a teenager, was made in 1980 -- 25 years ago. Aw cripes! That makes me feel so old.
What happened in the film is that there were five groups (red, green, blue, yellow and white) who had to find a clue at different locations throughout the night 'til the early morning which one of the groups would win the hunt with honor or money -- I need to watch the movie again to refresh my mind.
Now ... as for my second favorite film of all-time ... is none other than The Goonies.
It is self-explanatory, really. Today, I still laughed at the whole she-bang drama. Hell, Karlin Hummel looked like the ever-adorable Sloth! No offense, Karlin!
I must admit that lots of snappy comments that I learned came from these films where everyone else was brutally honest with each other. It's fun that way.
Cheers,
R-
Notice of Revocation of Independence
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
by Basil Fawlty
Fawlty Towers, Torquay, Devon
England
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter U will be reinstated in words such as favour and neighbour", skipping the letter U is nothing more than laziness on your part.
Likewise, you will learn to spell doughnut without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter Z (pronounced zed not zee) and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise". You will learn that the suffix burgh is pronounced burra e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as Pittsberg if you cant cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary". Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as like and you know is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed".
There will be no more bleeps in the Jerry Springer show. If youre not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldnt have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you wont have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter U and the elimination of -ize".
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isnt that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents--Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.
While were talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who cant cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up halfway through.
6. You should stop playing American football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football". You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby, which is similar to American football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies. We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls game called rounders which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we dont believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day".
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian, though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.
The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as lager". The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnats Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Gnats Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or gasoline as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6US/gallon--get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that youre not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If youre not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then youre not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Last but not the least, and for heavens sake its pronounced nu-kleer as in clear NOT nuk-u-lar".
Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day.
(John Cleese)
by Basil Fawlty
Fawlty Towers, Torquay, Devon
England
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter U will be reinstated in words such as favour and neighbour", skipping the letter U is nothing more than laziness on your part.
Likewise, you will learn to spell doughnut without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter Z (pronounced zed not zee) and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise". You will learn that the suffix burgh is pronounced burra e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as Pittsberg if you cant cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary". Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as like and you know is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed".
There will be no more bleeps in the Jerry Springer show. If youre not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldnt have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you wont have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter U and the elimination of -ize".
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isnt that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents--Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.
While were talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who cant cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up halfway through.
6. You should stop playing American football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football". You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby, which is similar to American football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies. We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls game called rounders which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we dont believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day".
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian, though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.
The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as lager". The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnats Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Gnats Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or gasoline as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6US/gallon--get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that youre not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If youre not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then youre not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Last but not the least, and for heavens sake its pronounced nu-kleer as in clear NOT nuk-u-lar".
Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day.
(John Cleese)
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