Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Try This At Your Home

Internet is magnificent, is it? We love it.

Web told me about this. When I saw the outcome, I smiled so hard. It is amazing!

Follow this instruction:

1. Open www.google.com
2. Type 'miserable failure' without any quote marks.
3. Of course, you have to press "Google search" -- or return.
4. See the first thing out of 246,000 associated with miserable failure.

Thanks to Web for lightening my day! Cheers,

R-


Monday, August 09, 2004

Silly, Silly, Silly and Silly!

Carrie probably will find this very sweet. But for me, I'll just say that this is simply dumb. These dumbfucks often made me cringe or roll my eyes when things transpire like this -- people would say that it is so typical of Greek or Italian -- but please, come on. Snap out of this fantasy thoughts, really.

This article I just read has to be one of the most lovestruck, painful and idiotic articles I stumbled in a while (not in a long time, because I always find dumb articles in a short time).

Read, shaking your head, snickering at the couple and roll your eyes if you must.

R-

A Legitimate Question for Gays & Women



This magazine stopped me from walking through the counter at the store. Seeing his speedo sliding down a little on his back made me confused -- is this Playgirl? But this is Time Magazine.

What do you guys think? I think these teasers belong to Playgirl or some gay magazines, but not Time Magazine, really! ;-)

R-

Few Snapshots at Tramway and Serendipity

Got these snapshots from Lor. Thanks, Lor!

R-

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Find Ridor? Among him is Web, Mrs. W, Jill and Lor. Gawd, I'm so popular.



Where Is That Hot Waiter? Ahh, he is the one who snapped the picture. From L to R: Mrs. W, AB, Surdus, Ridor, KB, Jilly, Lor and Web



Ahh, my favorite building -- The Lipstick

Think About This



The poster on that wall reads:

"We only sell reading materials that won't offend or upset anyone."

Truer words were never spoken, Wiley!

Basically, I try to live by the concept that I cannot write an entry that will not offend anyone else. Sometimes I will have to offend someone else in order to make the mass laugh or snicker at. That is the beauty of blogging, my love.

R-

Few Questions

I enjoyed drinking Elements Beverages, at times. When you unlock the cap on the bottle, you'll have an opportunity to see a question that makes you smile then drink some.

The question is often found under the cap itself. Today, I got two of them:

1. If a stranger gave you $500 and asked you to donate it to charity, would you?

2. Why doesn't a husband take his wife's last name upon marriage?

This is legitimate questions -- fire away with your thoughts.

R-

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Looking At Myself In The Mirror

I stared at my mirror last night. I noticed something new. I lacked the "fat roll" on my neck, you know when you press your head down to your neck, the skin burst into a roll. I absolutely *hated* that. I noticed that I have ... very little fat roll on my neck. That has to be good news for me. I checked the weight today. I actually lost a lot. But I am not going to mention on my blog. Never will. I do not want to give my enemies plenty of ammunition to attack me in the open fields.

My back pains just disappeared after I popped some 200 mgs of Ibuprofen. Praise the Lord!

Watched the Saturday Night Live last night with Kelly Ripa, must be one of these repeats, but her doing the advertisement with the hair product to dye was priceless. Apparently, the hair products has crack cocaine as one of ingredients to dye a hairdo. Kelly said that she has 2 children, a husband and 3 jobs. And she's doing OK. Thanks to the hair product with crack cocaine in it, she is always on the go and able to keep up with what she has been doing so far. That was funny.

Otherwise, I had a good sleep last night. It is August, but the sleep was great. The climate during the night was ... about 65 which is strange at this time of the year in Manhattan. Well, make the best use of it.

For some reasons, I lost the motivation of going out to bars these days. They are going to be there all the time, I can come back but right now, I'm not interested. Maybe I'm too tired to deal with people these days.

R-