Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Mann Coulter Is Still The UGLY Bitch!

This girl/trannie/boy needs to be bashed. It'd be hilarious to see someone picking up the whiffle bat and knock the ugly bitch down to the floor.

Why? Enjoy this entry. This ugly bitch decided to be the spokeslut for people who dissented the government of its antics.

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Is This Wrong?

I'm not certain if it is offensive -- it kinda sounded offensive AND a way to compliment a player.

Coach Cochell, the Head Coach of the University of Oklahoma Baseball team, resigned after he praised Joe Dunigan III of his committment to the baseball program, "There is no nigger in him."

Naturally, the coach resigned and also has to undergo the heart surgery to relieve his coronary artery that was 70 to 80 percent blocked.

What do you think of this? Is it offensive or what?

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Wow, Richard Gere Is So Nice!

Two deaf siblings who has a severe form of muscular dystrophy wanted to meet Richard Gere at White House Correspondents' Dinner ... Richard Gere kindly responded with inane comments and behavior that pretty much turned off two deaf fans in the process.

Makes you wonder about what kind of person Richard Gere is?

One time, Steven Seagal reached out to handshake me in Los Angeles, I stared at his hand and shrugged off on it, I personally do not believe in that stuff -- Steven Seagal insisted that I shake his hand. I declined. Then he went on to shake others' hands then came back to extend his hand to me. I still refused to do that.

Imagine that.

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Thank You, Joe Shirley, Jr!

The Navajo President Joe Shirley, Jr. vetoed the gay marriage ban proposed by the Navajo Tribal Council which extends its control in Utah, Arizona and New Mexico.

His argument is that it is waste of time to focus on whereas there are more immediate problems to take care of such as domestic violence, sexual assaults and gangs on the reserves.

And it comes in conflict with the Navajo's teachings that promotes the nondiscriminatory towards all.

Thank you, Joe Shirley, Jr.

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This Is Familiar ... !

In the Gay Community, if you are ugly, you are fucked. You are doomed. DowntownLad or Manny will NOT want you, period. The only option is to lie through an Internet chat room that you're VGL and wears Abercrappie & Bitch clothes (Manny told me that AF stands for Another Fag -- good one, Manny!) -- you might have a chance at scoring one "good-looking guy" if possible.

Apparently, it is no different in heterosexual communities! The New York Times reported that ugly children are often ignored than the attractive ones -- in fact, it mentioned that the ugly children are more likely not to be strapped with the seat belt by their parents than the pretty ones!

Hey, it is American -- beautiful ones alway wins! Ugly ones, well ... try your best to get rid of 'em ... in a discrete manner. Look at the magazines, television shows -- ever seen an ugly fucker? You do not.

Hell, DowntownLad is not even ugly and I am.

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Monday, May 02, 2005

Beetle versus Mattress

Detroit, Michigan -- Last Sunday, my friend videophoned me and Gus to tell us of this horrible news. Jason and his twin brother was trying to haul Jason's king-sized mattress from a friend's place to his new place.

They were struggling to place it on his friend's truck -- suddenly, it started to rain. They panicked and decided to drive ahead, without the ropes -- figuring that the mattress's weight would battle against the winds.

Somehow, Jason's friends decided to use Interstate 75 highway instead of the back roads because of the incoming rains, Jason was in other car and tried to flag it down ... but the traffic was heavy -- the winds blew the mattress off the back of the truck as it hurled towards Jason who was driving right behind the truck -- Jason ducked on the right as the king-sized mattress landed on the highway -- a Volkswagen Beetle right behind Jason's car did not duck as it inadvertently got on the top of king-sized mattress and got stuck on it.

Drama, drama. The traffic came to a screechingly stop. Sure enough, Jeremy and Jason attempted to rescue the mattress and the VW Beetle -- because the ladies does not want the cops to come because they lacked car insurance -- so they had to struggle and free the estranged beetle from its prison with the mattress.

Sure enough, with some help from others, the VB Bettle was freed -- and Jason has the destroyed mattress to prove it.

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Thomas Minnery Is Stupid

Thomas Minnery, the Focus on the Family Director of Public Policy, is definitely retarded after commented: "There are thousands of people who have left homosexuality, including some on our staff. To say that one is born that way obviously flies in the face of facts,"

Some on your staff, Minnery, probably still visited the local adult bookstores to get and give the blowjobs and anal sex and you know it!

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