America's Problems

Yellowstone No. 21st The United States Geological Survey has increased the status of Yellowstone to No. 21 most dangerous volcano in the country. Can't wait for it to explode -- the whole world will be in awe of this massive drama queen out of Wyoming.

Lake Tahoe Tsunami? It was reported in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that there is a possibility that the tsunami can occur in a lake like Lake Tahoe -- since there are series of faults under the lake and that the lake itself is the 10th deepest lake in the world. Should there be an earthquake under the lake, the lake will virtually turn into a bathtub where the waters will splash against all sides. Wow.

You Are Done, Mayor West -- Who's Next? The conservative Republican who fought against gay rights, was exposed as a gay man who also prey on young boys by Spokane's Spokesman Review. Spokesman-Review did a magnificent of destroying this man's reputation and he just announced that he took the leave of absence from his position as the Mayor of Spokane. Good! Who's next conservative Republican to expose? I'm sure there are hundreds of conservative Republicans out there who does this all the time -- it is no longer acceptable thing -- so we'll expose one by one.

Best Quote of the Week: Desperate Housewives' Nicollette Sheridan's Edie was confronted by Bree who was concerned that Edie caught Bree having a romantic dinner with her Pharmacist. Edie chortled, "Pharmacist? Of all people, you chose to have an affair with your Pharmacist? How Republican."

*rimshot*

Cheers,

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