Mom Is ...

Last night, Mom IMmed me and said, "GENERAL ASSEMBLY PASSED GAY MARRIAGE BAN -- VERY GOOD FOR US AS YOU NOT HUMAN."

I shot back, "Mom, you are Nazi cow, fucker. Do me a favor, don't ever IM me again."

She got upset that I insulted my own mother -- but who gives a fuck about the insult itself as long as she said I am not human enough to marry anyone else.

So I reserve the right to insult Mom.

Mom, you are still the Nazi cow.

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