Chris, Shane and I left Hanover and drove down on Interstate 91.  An odd thing happened, just before the intersection of 89 and 91 ... there was a line of cars slowing down in a straight line.  I was sitting in the back -- I quickly pulled the seat belt on because I saw the police cars parking by the highway.  
I was wrong.  It was the United States Borders Patrol!!  One officer asked Chris and Shane about something else -- and they answered.  That officer then turned to look at me and started to speak to me.  I gestured that I cannot hear.  The officer nodded and motioned Chris to go.  
Suddenly, Chris and Shane turned to look at me and said, "What did you say?"
I mentioned that I just told her that I'm deaf.  Shane said, "The officer said you just answered her question!!"  
I asked Shane, "What was the question?"
"She asked if you're American citizen?"
I was perplexed and told Shane, "But I just told her that I'm deaf.  How can I answer that question?"  Shane shrugged -- I asked why did they patrol on the interstate highway -- "Probably terrorism with election?  I dunno."
So much for our national security.
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