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Every Sunday night, I seem to set up a schedule to hang out in my living room! I thought the television programs on Sunday are the best of all week-long. I don't watch Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I'm frequently out on these days, though. I usually watch The Simpsons, Malcolm In The Middle, Arrested Development, Boston Legal and now, Jack & Bobby.

I love the mother of Jack & Bobby. When the mother fixed up a sandwich for a homeless dude, Jack asked his mother, "Great. When was the last time you made a sandwich for me?" His mother stared outside, waving at the homeless dude who just left -- she didn't flinch nor turn her head to Jack, "When was the last time you ate cat food?" That was a good punch line.

I surfed Lookingforsam.com, and I was certainly impressed with his thoughts and his comments about Sam, his great-great uncle. It is evident that Sam could be gay. The classic symptons are there but none of us will ever know. Of course, I'm gonna add Sam to the hearies category.

Related to the blogs, I stumbled on my cousin's friend's blog, I find it heartening that there are some guys who are still infatuated with their loved ones even after they got married. I can find the affection in his words in regard to his wife -- and the best thing is that Mike is hot firefighter. Nice to know that there are still romantic guys out there, doing the hard labor and maintaining some kind of an erection for his babe.

Speaking of marriage, I forgot to mention that in Springfield, Massachusetts en route back to Manhattan from my vacation in New Hampshire, I purchased a local newspaper to keep myself entertained in a 4-door sedan car. I stumbled on the weddings section and was stunned to see a picture of two men together as a part of wedding announcement. That was so cool of the local papers to do that and guess what? The sky did not fall when they legalized the gay marriages in that state.

I watched the DVD flick called "His Secret Lover" last Sunday morning. The movie was made in Italy and it rattled me a lot. It talked about a widow who had to deal with the sudden death of her husband, only to find out that her husband had a 7-year long affair with another man. The death scene which the husband was struck by an automobile was absolutely horrifying. Something to VEE VEE. But the whole film is good, it left few questions unanswered -- but again, what do you expect from European films? They always left few questions unanswered. Hey, y'all Eurotrash, don't do that to us. I hated that!!

Some people asked me why I tend to have "9th" on my email addresses and AIM/YIM. It is because my family members seem to have some kind of attachments with nine. Many of my family members' birthdays are on 9th. Mom's birthday is on October 9th, my younger brother's July 9th, mine is November 9th (hint, hint). So you can see why I attached 9th on my email addresses and AIM/YIM. So you now know why.

Virginia Cavaliers football team jumped to No. 6 in the country after defeating Clemson, they will travel to Tallahassee to deal with No. 7 Free Shoes University. I'm very worried. I rather to be ranked less than FSU, to give us the edge to beat them somehow.

Today is National Coming Out Today. Go and OUT someone else and cause a drama! It is much fun that way. I came out in December '94 -- when I returned home from Gallaudet, and my mother was not happy that I took a course called "History of Africa" under Dr. Joseph Kinner. She is pretty narrow-minded, ignorant woman when it comes to races and racism. She said, "Why study black people?" I said, "I"m not studying black people, I'm studying the history of Africa."

"But Africa is hotbed of blacks."

"No, not entirely true."

"But the television proved that already!"

I sighed. But that is Mom. We were arguing about it in Arby's Restaurant -- Roast Beef sandwiches, I love 'em -- then a hot redneck guy walked by me. I looked at him, he turned to look at me. Bingo, he has to be gay -- suddenly, Mom slammed her hand on the table.

"Why did you look at him? Who is he? Are you gay?"

"Yes, I'm gay. I think he's cute. I don't know who he is. I just got here from the Amtrak station, gimme a break!"

Mom flinched and said, "I knew it! I knew it! God will send you to Hell -- "

"Go ahead and send me to Hell, I don't think I want to deal with people who are against me."

"But you cannot tell Dad about it, he'll be angry. Pissed off. Blow up at you!"

"I will tell Dad, watch me."

An hour later, I told Dad. Dad was watching TV. He sighed and verbally talked to himself, "I knew it. A fruit."

After that, nothing happened. It's back to square one. One day, Mom would ask me if I have a boyfriend? One day, Mom would say that I'm going to Hell. One day, Mom said it's OK. Just like a roller coaster. But Dad, nothing ever happened out of this. He never asked me if I'll marry anyone else ever again. Thank God for that. There is nothing worse in the universe than having your parents asking you when will you marry. Such a guilt trip. By coming out, it's done deal. No more questions about marriages. Unless the government legalized the gay marriage.

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The Actor and the Athlete

Few weeks ago, I mentioned that Petru was dead because his neck was of no use to him any longer. I knew he does not want to live the way Christopher Reeve do, mainly because he cannot use his signs while being paralyzed from the neck below. He's better off dead. And Christopher Reeve was still quadriplegic when he dropped dead last Friday or Saturday. Thanks to Christopher, his doctor is rich, siphoned his money based on false hopes that Chris, someday, will walk.

Now he shall wheel down to the coffin. One question: Can his wheelchair fits in his coffin as well?

One lame joke: "It is a bird! No, it is not a bird! It is a plane! No, it is not a plane! It is Superman! No, it is not Superman! It is some guy in a wheelchair flying!"

Ken Caminiti is dead at 41. Who is he? He used to be a professional baseball player. When he first joined the league, he looked hot. He was perfect. But he shot the steroids up and he became some kind of hideous monster. He hooked up with blow all the time. Let this be a lesson to all MLB players. Go ahead, do it. And be like Ken Caminiti!

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Today ... The Subject Is About Shit

This morning, I walked from my place to my work, it takes about 5 blocks to reach my desk from my bed, though. Not bad, eh? However, on East 13th Street between Avenue A and B, I was bored out of my mind -- I counted 22 turds on the south side of the sidewalk on ONE block. 22! Don't they pick up their shit any longer?

This reminded me of last winter, where I stood at the corner in East Village. I saw the dog squatting the shit out of his ass, while the dog's owner stood next. But the shit was not hard, it looked like someone's lentil soup. Then my eyes darted back to the owner who were hoping not to clean it up and run off, he saw me. I darted much harder to let him know that he is responsible for that soft shit. He groaned then looked around, then looked at me. I still set my eyes on him.

"Clean it up, you oaf. You bought this dog, you took the responsibility! Pick up the shit, you little oaf!"

That is what my eyes said to him. He got the message. He picked it up.

Too bad I'm not everywhere today.

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Virginia Cardinals' Crash

As the reports are coming out, Virginia finished 3rd place out of 10-team in Mason-Dixon Tournament after losing to Louisiana and Alabama, respectively. Apparently, there is no consolation play. Since Virginia already beat North Carolina, that means the Cardinals are 3rd.

As for the Championship Game, Alabama and Louisiana will square off against each other.

Well done, ladies.

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What Is Proctophobia?

Last night, I had a chance to clean up the apartment, wash the clothes (overdue!) and cruising the tube from time to time. I learned that proctophobia means fear of anus. I checked the dictionary.com and it refers to rectophobia -- the fear of rectal diseases. Now I'm not sure what to think -- either way, you guys are proctophobes!

I know, I know. You guys heard about this -- Martha Stewart reported to the prison in Alderson, West Virginia. Last night, Donald Trump pulled a good quote of the day when The Insider correspondent asked him what does he thinks of Martha being in the prison?

"We got her in the prison and Osama bin Laden is still running free, you tell me if I feel much safer right now?"

*rimshot*

It is travesty that old boys network viciously attacked Martha Stewart using the courts to crush a woman who was well-known for her tough demeanor in business circles. It is no secret that many men finds her to be deplorable person because she won't conform to the ideals of being a passive woman. It is true that she was tough, hard-nosed with a hunger drive for success. When she cracked the invisible window of that particular wall which these old boys created a long time ago, they were threatened by her. They sicced the laws on her and ultimately, humiliated her in the process.

It is travesty that we have Andrew Fastow, Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, who used Enron to defraud billions of dollars for themselves, inflated the phony records and ripped lots of people's lives, still running around without being in jail. This happened 3 years ago, and whatever happened to the concept of speedy trial? Ken Lay and Jeff Skillings are still drinking wine and eating caviars as I am typing. I'm not sure about Andrew Fastow.

It is travesty that Dennis Kozlowski stole $600 million and lavished $2 million on his wife's birthday party in Italy went to the courts and got a mistrial. He is still walking free, probably dining on some porterhouse steak that costs around $200 somewhere in Midtown as I am on this subject.

Even with the fact that Dick Cheney's Halliburton ripping Pentagon of millions in cash, nothing is being done to punish the company for doing that. Ever notice something?

Did you notice the pattern? Hearing, Caucasian, Man -- it is obvious, is it? Of course, I put "hearing" in, just to antagonize the hearing peers out there. Let's be honest and be realistic, the idea of having a deaf person as the CEO of a major corporation is one big fuckin' scary to thousands of hearing persons, imagine the scenario -- Helen Keller as CEO. LOL. Yes, there are few millionaires who are Deaf, but honest, just look at John Yeh. He's a decent man with some monies but he's not exactly a millionaire to start with, really!

But I digress. Let's back to the "obvious part".

When it comes to indictments, women, disabled persons, persons of colors and ugly persons are swiftly prosecuted and crushed immediately. But when it comes to person who can hear, and is white and has a penis -- it takes many fucking years to fuckin' indict them, prosecute them and put them away in the brig!

Was that fair? Fuck, no. But Donald Trump has a point -- it's silly to put her in the jail while we cannot find Osama bin Laden, really. But there are corruptions everywhere in our so-called country -- be it a private business or public government -- which is why I always view it with wary.

You rock, Martha. You stink, Lay! You suck, Skilling! And you fuckin' suck, Dickie Cheney!

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Virginia Cardinals' March

After completing the pool play on Friday with a 3-1 record after beating Mississippi, Florida and Eastern North Carolina with a lone loss to Louisiana. They were seeded No. 2 in the tournament.

1. Alabama
2. Virginia
3. North Carolina
4. Louisiana
5. Tennessee
6. Florida
7. Mississippi
8. Georgia
9. Eastern North Carolina
10. South Carolina

So Virginia opened in the tournament with a rematch of Mississippi and won 2-1 (26-24, 22-25 & 25-21). The Cardinals then trashed North Carolina 2-0 (25-16 & 25-22) to earn the rematch with Louisiana who upsets No. 1 Alabama today. Hopefully, the Cardinals will be able to avenge the lone loss to Louisiana during the pool play to advance to the Championship game. Either way, if they lose to Louisiana, they are not still out of reach with the Championship. Check the bracket at Mason-Dixon to get the idea.

So far, Virginia is 11-5 for the season with few games left.

Go Cardinals!

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Few Jabs

During the lunch break, I read NY Press with an interest regarding the America's worst campaign journalists -- among the list is none other than Jason Lamberton's favorite girl, Ann Coulter.

About the hurricanes, we have to accept the fact that hurricanes are becoming frequent -- hello, we had four hurricanes in six weeks hitting Florida -- how often is that? Why is it happening? It is because the ocean temperatures has been rising. Even with few degrees, the sea can dictate the climatic changes. And its impact will be so severe and profound. It shall produce a lot of disastrous results for millions of people, economy and crops. This article by Alexander Zaitchik is the exact thing that I had been trying to explain about the need to eject that fool out of White House.

So Jason, Moveon.org made a sensible argument that GW Bush is responsible for his inactions regarding the environmental issues. GW Bush always used "sound science" to support the industries with fraudulent data and questionable researches.

Tony Blair is campaigning to make global warming an issue with European Union because he knew that if the climatic changes do occur in near future, Great Britain will be threatened.

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